"You stagger into your opponent like a blind drunk!"
I've always been curious why a message like this results in a trip against your opponent, rather than a bash. It can't be a matter of balance due to monkular advantage over protective shield classes, because monks can't take the shield down under defensive empowerment. I think a bash would be more in line with what's "happening" in the fight, as well as give monks a bit of a boost against melees. Monks might end up a little worse off against non-flying giants than they are now that it trips, but I think overall it'd be a good change.
Discuss.
