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Best Merchant Idea

If someone wants to make a ton of money as a merchant, here is how you do it.... roll a necromancer and sell cursed weapons... point blank..

Imagine having any weapon cursed!

The curse weapon spell has adverse side effects that make the weapon not optimal for a melee.

not only that but dont you have to hold them... To curse them? So you cant let them go? or am I wrong? lol

Merchants have a way around that.

For nodrop, not for noremove...

Doh! snaps fingers

Anume, once again you are misinformed. The new merchant skill called 'butterfingers' allows all items, no drop, no remove, antigood, antievil, femininist only, and chauvinist only items to be covered with a smooth and creamy layer of butter, at which point the item can slide off without repercussions.

However, if the skill is used too much, the butter begins to attract obese mutants, who fall in love with the merchant for better or for worse.

Deykari's Obese Mutant Love DOES UNSPEAKABLE THINGS to you!

Blonkey****er.

lol...it edited ****er.

w-a-n-k

For nodrop' date=' not for noremove...[/quote']

Noremove isn't a problem, if the merchant doesn't wear it.

Merchants can barter anything that is not nodrop + nouncurse and is in the inventory. With exception of items that contain %s in their name (shurikens/daggers/cards, magical food, drafted notes, jailbags, etc) due to a bug. (my merchant has lost least 400cp due to that bug)

So and so has been penalized 100 cps for bad business!

Yeah, Rygsne had it happen once. Never again.