Sylvantis Posted July 27, 2007 Report Share Posted July 27, 2007 Hello old timers. I was cleaning stuff out and for prosperity I thought I'd post a couple of things before I deleted them. They aren't particularly remarkable per se, but I wanted to "immortalize" them on the net so I could fondly reminisce later in life. The first one is from Belsekar's introduction as an immortal and the second one is from his description for the few that may have looked on him. I can't find my room description any more but it was quality . If this is against the existing rules I beg forgiveness. Hope everyone is doing well. Brehens, if you're reading this I hope this finds you safe and out of harms way. I appreciate your service, as does my family. So der I am, minden me own stinkin business tossin puppies off da bottemless cliffs of Zwebulitees. When all of a sudden I be being sucked into da Nexus and spit out on dis wothless excuse fer a planet. I gotta tell ya, it be quite da rush bein ripped ta shreds and spit out da other side. Me skin be charred and me hair be smokin, oh I laughed at dat one! Bwaaahahaahaa. Anyways, I be stuck here and I figured I be lettin all you flower sniffin pansies knowin yer off easy street. Some of you think yer eeevil. Ha! I be seein bard skippin faeries more eeevil den most of yer sorry hides. So ya, it look like I be stuck on this pile of dirt with all of you pathetic goody two shoo sissys. Don't know what I do ta deserve dis. But it aint all a poetry readin nightmare. Da puppies taste good and you have dees tings called da bunny rabbits. Dem taste like puppies which be great fun. Speakin o which dis buncha Gods you got er crack me up. So der I am, minden me own stinkin business takin a squat on da shrine of combat. When all of a sudden dis big thing by da name of Mhalador come in chop of me ed! ME ED! Ha! I be laughin at dat one I tell you. Hes got lightning and brimstone commin out his eyes, and..., and...bwahahaahaha he impales me ed on a pike and sticks it on da highest mountain of Aabahran. OoooOooo, I cud barley get dat one out my sides be hurtin. So anyways, I be not able ta get back in der for more laughs now fer some reason I be not carin becuz I gots yer hides. Daaaats right you little Elvin girl signin wusses. Yer all mine, now da real fun begin. Your senses are sent reeling with the foul stench that permeates Belsekar's presence. Shadows envelope deep eye sockets that reveal nothing else but a crooked nose protruding from the impenetrable blackness. The twisted form of this creature might be similar to that of Duergar with charcoal skin and unruly black hair. Straps of leather are bound haphazardly across it's body. Coarse black hair sticks out everywhere giving the impression of a hairy animal with a bad case of mange. Occasionally a white maggot crawls from the shadowed socket of it's eyes and inches it's way up his nose or past the cracked skin of its black lips. A swarm of unidentifiable black insects buzz around it biting and stinging to dapple its black skin with spots of red to contrast the many sores oozing white puss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chayesh Posted July 27, 2007 Report Share Posted July 27, 2007 *bows down to the true master* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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