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well let's hear your most embarassing stories IG. To start it off, I was (a newbie) ranking in caverns soloing w/ my lvl 40 ninja and then a dark knight pops outta nowhere. He comes running in with a Szorbin and bashes me to death. So I prayed about a gang....or something like that and said some dark knight and a guy called Szorbin came in and bashed me to death! So the IMM summoned up Szorbin and killed him in two hits and then left. I was like....oh well the guy died at least, then two weeks later I'm running around in the ford and I see Szorbin and I realize it was a mob....yea.

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lol. That is so priceless. I recall once Flit the Faerie asked me what lvl I was, as I met him when he first was created. Told him I was lvl 23 and he said it was good and he had something for me. Told him where I was and he came to me and gave me a minor globe of invulnerability. Reading the name I thought it litterally made me minor invulnerability for perhaps a short time. So I asked him if it ever ran out. Was told no and a few hours later I was killed and it was taken from my corpse and I wanted to know why the damned thing didn't make me invulnerable like the title clearly stated of the item. That's when I found out the hard way to not take names of items so literally.

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I once got arrested by Justice as a newbie killing grave robbers in Rheydin cemetery. I was like WTH...I'm a friggin' paladin! What am I supposed to do?

The cool part was after pleading my case, the justice (also a paladin) gave me his High Guardian sword (I was about rank 12 I think).

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lol. I never really had any stories like those I do not think. But I remember one time playing my level one gnome, I found this item that at the time looked frickin SWEET. Called a flame lance...... Takes of 20 hp when you wield it....... Gnomes start with 20 hp........... I thought I did something wrong, and an Imm was punishing me, I was just frickin stuck at 0hp forever, never ticked past it cause 0 was my max, and never got damaged cause I was just created so not even hunger would hit me yet.

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I once ranked a neutral invoker with two goodies in the escamir, killing kaddar faeries. Since we fought many foes at once, I used ice storm. Suddenly the two goodies got pissed at me. It turned out I had killed a goodie. And it wasn't a mob. :D It was a faerie bmg who had walked in, and I hadn't even noticed. Autosneak can be nasty in many ways. ;)

Second one, though this one actually happened first. With my first pinn, I died, got full looted, and ran of to hide some time and rest up. So I ran out in the sea (as a ghost), slept, and then there I was, unghosted, with no recall, no boat, no water, no food. Whoops. I was stuck.

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i know i've posted this one before...

the first character i ever rolled was a drow DK. going by oldschool D@D stats it wasn't a bad roll. so i'm grouped with another human DK who was the first person i ever met mudding and some other class. i have absolutely no idea whats going on. text is flying by, i'm around level 7 at this point but the human has a few ranks on me and he's tanking. and all i'm doing is helping keep mobs dirted. so i'm fired up on coffee and bored. walk into a room in emerald forest and want to do something useful, take the hits for one round.

di imbessar.

there were no survivors. it was a different mud obviously, but you'd imagine my surprise when i got sick of all the BS 3v1 gangbanging at level 15 and such and started looking for a new mud (or at least one similar so i could learn how to PK a little more effectively) and FL came up, along with a head coder named 'Virigoth'. came over here, saw the berserker skill set and realized the crew here was trying to make things even (at 50 anyways). never went back. the human DK i helped get killed also went by the name of Virigoth...

damn that was a long time ago.

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Mine's from when I was playing Seretha (Elf Healer Knight), and Despiser was playing Shendamarin. Shendy was raiding the Knight Castle, and I was trying to defend it, to no avail. Eventually, I got so fed up, that I posted on the forums asking them to stop, broke RP in game to ask him to stop OOCly, and even PMed the two Knights I knew OOCly and asked them to get on ASAP to help me defend against the raid.

I was like... 13 at the time, and I didn't know what to do! The scariest part of this story is that was like... five years ago. God, I've spent so much of my life here. :P

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I don't know if this classifies as embarrasing....but his just happened to me...and I was like WTF?

So here is the story:

I am rank 19 fighting the fire ruler trying to disarm his dagger. He blast flames on me, leaving me at 20 HP and blinding me. I flee in the room right next to him and go to sleep, knowing that he doesn't chase. An hour passes and I get this message:

Someone's backstab DISMEMBERS you!

You are stunned, but will probably recover.

You have been KILLED!!

I lost XP which means a mob killed me....I still don't know what happened :rolleyes:

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Or perhaps the weapon the mob has lists that as the battle damage. I have seen a fire giant mob with a certain weapon backstab characters.

I did mention the mob I was fighting and:

1) He does not chase

2) He has "flaming bite" and not "backstab" as a damage

3) I do not know of any aggressive mobs in elemental canyon, especially ones who backstab you while you sleep....

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I always get embarrased when I push someone and I tumble out of the room instead of them. So annoying!

My most embarassing still is wearing Grishy's spider mask and dying. :P Hard to beat that.

Second one is whenever I get bash/bodyslam locked to death after being the one to initiate combat. It's always embarassing to die that way.

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For my first char ever, a dark knight, I wrote a vampire application, then kept asking Viri whether I was accepted.

I tried to pk a dk with an invoker. I snuck in the room and started casting firestorm. I ended up losing concentration five times in a row, which was enough time for the dk to actually ask how I was that day. I had to excuse myself, leave the room and log out.

I got killed while training in Tarandue because the master scout actually tracked me there all the way from Tainted Valley.

I didn't know about 'where' command until after my third or fourth character got pkilled.

I've survived Streantian's attempt to behead me. That alone is not embarrassing, but rather the actions I did that led to it.

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