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[Chayesh]

Sorry. I'm just Canadian.

TRANSLATION: "On my second six pack before I switch over to Yukon Jack as a chaser.";)

[Guest Valganti]

I love yukon jack. Fav is canadian rye whiskey(18 year old Wisers - only in 26 ounces), always got a 60 ouncer of other rye though.

[elfdude]

If you can't put down at least 20 beers before the night is over than you shouldn't be drinking.

[Hegemon]

Mwa ha ha.

"I'm Canadian" is a suitable counter to any argument to anyone trying to tell you they can outdrink you, save another Canadian, at which point by our ancient code the challenge has been given and accepted by default, and so The "Mad Max" rule applies, wherein two men enter, one man leaves.

And actually, "I'm from Newfoundland" can and in fact does trump "I am Canadian", due to our enhanced skills and the amphetamine like affect of alcohol on the Newfoundlander biology.

Much like the Hulk, the more drunk we get, the stronger we get.

EDIT: Also, I have a big wee-wee.

[Tantangel]

That's not too bad I suppose, but for your size and one of your first few times drinking probably not that great. My first time I had 3 shots of Schnapps, some other drink I can't recall, a liquid holocaust which my friend decided to try and give me which consists of 4 various liquors with nothing less than 50% alcohol and a washington apple and I got drunk. That was in about a hours time but I didn't puke. First time puking experience was I had a long island iced tea which was alright but not great. Then along with 10 chili bombs which left me sick to my stomach but I didn't puke for like 2 hours after when I was in a store parking lot. The last time I drank almost an entire bottle of Captain Morgan spiced rum to myself in 30 minutes. Moderation is key into either getting drunk or staying buzzed. I usually don't feel anything unless it's some hard liquor in the span of 30 minutes, otherwise I don't get close to being buzzed. Eating carbs will help limit the bad things you at least feel while drinking alcohol. Popcorn is a good one, pizza is good as well, or even fast food since they're usually open throughout the night. Water helps as well, but otherwise what you drank wasn't much at all. Just don't overdo yourself, you don't want alcohol poisoning.

[Chayesh]

Mwa ha ha.

"I'm Canadian" is a suitable counter to any argument to anyone trying to tell you they can outdrink you, save another Canadian, at which point by our ancient code the challenge has been given and accepted by default, and so The "Mad Max" rule applies, wherein two men enter, one man leaves.

And actually, "I'm from Newfoundland" can and in fact does trump "I am Canadian", due to our enhanced skills and the amphetamine like affect of alcohol on the Newfoundlander biology.

Much like the Hulk, the more drunk we get, the stronger we get.

EDIT: Also, I have a big wee-wee.

All of this alleged coolness is then, of course, also negated by the same statement, "I'm from Newfoundland". The Balance wins again.

[Evangelion]

First and foremost, there's a difference between drunk and trashed.

I was capable of standing up on my own, speaking coherently, and I remember every detail of the evening.

Second, I did mention that I hadn't had anything to eat.

Third, shut the **** up.

[Tantangel]

Well, there's also a difference between buzzed and drunk. Drunk I can stand on my own, speak coherently and remember every detail of the evening. Trashed I black out and don't remember anything which has happened once. Buzzed I start feeling a little different, slightly more open to things I'm not while completely sober, but I'm also in a total state of control whether I want to go out driving someone who's been drinking or not. I can make the same decisions while drunk too, but the difference is I don't go posting on the forums 'bragging' about a hang over from so little to drink. The only time I ever had a hang over was after going to a 3 keg party where I drank beer the entire time I was there. It wasn't my favorite time either since it was my first and only hangover to date.

[Evangelion]

I didn't say I had a hangover...

I said my head hurt. Some tylenol and food cleared that right up.

But damn you guys know how to kill a buzz.

[Chayesh]

I didn't say I had a hangover...

I said my head hurt. Some tylenol and food cleared that right up.

This statement only shows that you have much yet to learn, young padawan.

[Tantangel]

Sorry to say it, but you experienced a hangover. Maybe not that bad of one, but it was one nonetheless. And if Tylenol and food helped it, you didn't drink enough to experience much of one anyways. It took me 6 Ibuprofen and food to get mine away and it still didn't go away for a few hours. You'll experience many in the future I'm sure though.

[Chayesh]

The main thing that will aid in hangover recovery is water, lots and lots of water. Hangovers are essentially the symptoms of dehydration.

[Tantangel]

Yeah, that's one way of easing it at least. Water combined with some pain reliever helps a little more at least in my case it did.

[Raargant]

I didn't say I had a hangover...

I said my head hurt. Some tylenol and food cleared that right up.

But damn you guys know how to kill a buzz.

ROFLMAO!!!!!

*dies laughing*

"I'm not sick. I just have a fever. Some medicine cleared that right up."

[BigMac]

Am I the only one who wants to call him a fag for talking about how bacardi strawberry was really, really good?

Also, I thought you'd do a lot better than 6oz and a beer. I've killed damn near 20 beers and over 1/2 of a liter of rum in one night without getting sick... and I didn't even have a hangover.

By the way, the best way to prevent a hangover IMO is to piss like a racehorse before you go to bed (this part will make sense later), and then drink a ****ton of water before you go to sleep. I'm talking 4-5 glasses of water. Drink water until you can't stand to drink water anymore, and take 1000mg of ibuprofien.

The first time you wake up, go piss and drink more water. Keep waking up, pissing, and drinking more water. The more you drink and the more you piss, the more water goes through your system. You're essentially cleaning yourself out and rehydrating yourself all at the same time. It's worked for me for years.

When you feel like you're ready to get up, if you still feel like *** (which is rare), then make some eggs. Eggs will help get rid of a hangover faster than any other food.

Chayesh is right, though. Water, water, water.

[Hegemon]

Big C, with all undue respect (in this case exclusively), tell me one damn thing you know about Newfoundland without looking up an outside source.

I don't stand for that sort of thing (save of course against Bali, naturally), and I take great offense at your uninformed and biggoted remarks.

EDIT: I've just gone through my entire posting History, and in all that time I have not, once, slammed a country, race, religion, or group, in any way shape or form. I have, however, been entirely pissed off when others have done the same. I did this because I wanted to be absolutely sure I wasn't talking out of my Balinor.

Do I catch them all? No, I don't read every single post. However, when and where I see injustice, I raise my voice. As such, I feel I am within my rights to say that I do not, in fact, appreciate your derogative comment about Newfoundland, and ask for an apology.

[EyeSeeU]

I put down half gallons of jack and still drink more, Beer is fun and all if your playing like beer pong, but honestly it takes way to long to get drunk off of.

[Aulian]

Mwa ha ha.

"I'm Canadian" is a suitable counter to any argument to anyone trying to tell you they can outdrink you, save another Canadian, at which point by our ancient code the challenge has been given and accepted by default, and so The "Mad Max" rule applies, wherein two men enter, one man leaves.

And actually, "I'm from Newfoundland" can and in fact does trump "I am Canadian", due to our enhanced skills and the amphetamine like affect of alcohol on the Newfoundlander biology.

Much like the Hulk, the more drunk we get, the stronger we get.

EDIT: Also, I have a big wee-wee.

And if you're irish the rest of your tiny little races can try compete.. Just make sure mummy is home to tuck you in when you get home

[Tantangel]

So says you alcoholics.

[Aulian]

The main thing that will aid in hangover recovery is water' date=' lots and lots of water. Hangovers are essentially the symptoms of dehydration.[/quote']

Booyyyaa! DING DING DING! We have a winner. Drink as much water as you can before you go to sleep, sure you'll wake up to pee, but then drink more. I havent had a hang over since I was 16.

[Hegemon]

Alright, Aulian, just throw that little smiley face in there and it's all good.

[Aulian]

Just friendly banter man. Take it easy.

My apologies if it offended anyone, not my intention.

[elfdude]

Hegemon, Newfoundland sucks quit being a little girl.

[Kyzarius]

dang hegemon, take a deep breath man.

[Celerity]

Let's just respect each other as people and NOT evoke our raging fires of nationalism (or whatever values you may hold).

Sure, it is fine to joke sometimes, but when it gets serious, time to quickly and politely apologize (even if you think it is minor and stupid) and move on with our lives. Let's NOT aggravate the situation, eh?

Hegemon' date=' Newfoundland sucks quit being a little girl.[/quote']

When someone takes offense due to some random prejudice, the last thing you should do is throw salt on it. These terribly snide comments are really NOT NOT NOT needed. What did you honestly hope to accomplish with a post like that?