Heres to...

[elfdude]

having to peel your roomate off of a bartender after he throws a pint glass through the backbar. Good times, share your stories of having to bounce your buddies from da bars

[Evangelion]

Here's to one of your hallmates getting arrested for underage possession and indecent exposure (urinating in public), and another for underage possession who got tackled by a cop, tried to get up and run, and got choke slammed.

Huzzah for people who become idiots when drunk.

[Kyzarius]

Heres to drunken after party decisions that end up at another party in a seedy part of town. Where your friend talks **** to some one else who has as big of an ego as he. Gets in a fight, gets jumped by like 4 people, whom you get into a fight with as you go to drag him off. Then the entire thing explodes into the street, with dozens of fights, you drag your bleeding friend to your car and haul ***.

[Iyorvin]

Heres to looking over the next morning and being reminded why drinking is so fun.

[mattrious]

Here is to thinking you know how to hot wire a car when you've no earthly clue what you're doing.

Here is to being so drunk that you actually break into an alchoholic rehabilitation center for women. (And have to be reminded of it the next day)

Here is to being so drunk that you go with a Native-Alaskan who attempts to "wrestle" with you, and then she tackles you.

Here is to getting into a boxing ring with an orangutan and getting your *** kicked.

It is probably a good thing I got married and am no longer a sailor.

- Matt.

Post Script: I've got many, many, many more.

[Guest emp_newb]

I have had quite a few, one was my dude got incredi-wasted, and I super glued 98 cents to his face, because you cannot get the cheapest pack of papers OR beer with 98 cents.

[EyeSeeU]

Heres to killing a gallon of Captain while playing a game called shoulders. Putting out lit cigs by dropping one between two arms and seeing who moves away first. Then kicking the chair out from under one of your best friends making them fall over kocking the table/poker table top and almost everyones drinks over. Then having to fight one of your best friends because your both drunk,... or so you thought untill your other best friends convince you both not to fight each other because you are indeed best friends. Now to cool down you take a walk around outside the house your at only to realize shortly after that you had never been to this house and are now lost in this neighborhood. Standing there dumbfounded you try and guess which house your party was at and suddenly you knock on a door that looked liked the house. Sadly the older guy answers telling you hes going to call the cops because 1. its late, and 2. Your so drunk your not even making any sense to the guy. So the cops arrive at what seems like 2 seconds but really it was 10 minutes but your just that wasted. At this point you sober up enough to remember your friends name and the cops tell you to get in the back of the car after they checked your id. Thinking your probably going to go to the station the cops drop you off at the house where it all began for you that night as your friends are standing outside laughing at you.

[brsingr]

here's to 40 proof mouthwash

[elfdude]

duhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....