Evangelion Posted September 3, 2007 Report Share Posted September 3, 2007 Upon this day, the fourth of September, in the year of two thousand seven, I officially deny the power of the United States government. For three hundred sixty-four days of every year, and three hundred sixty-five every leap year, I toil endlessly over my education and employment. I diligently work at all projects assigned to me, and barely have time for breath, much less any lengthy respite. And why do I slave so endlessly? For God? For Country? For my loved ones? The answer to all three is yes. But I also do my duty so that, upon this day, the first Monday of every September, I may receive the blessings of our Holy Lord, and enjoy a resting period. The day that is so righteously titled "Labor Day" is meant to be a relaxation. And until this, the first Monday of September in the year of two thousand seven, I have been graciously granted this enviable period of peace. However, today is an exception. Upon this Labor Day, I deny the power of the United States government, and even God Himself. For today, I attend classes as normal, and will receive no respite for my endless laborings. Labor Day? **** you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brsingr Posted September 3, 2007 Report Share Posted September 3, 2007 lmao... take that? Yeah, the gov't never had much power. only "if you do this, we'll kill you." and "if you do that, we'll put you in jail." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Valganti Posted September 3, 2007 Report Share Posted September 3, 2007 It's the third. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raargant Posted September 3, 2007 Report Share Posted September 3, 2007 It's the third. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! ****ing OWNED. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evangelion Posted September 4, 2007 Author Report Share Posted September 4, 2007 You know what? I don't even care. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raargant Posted September 4, 2007 Report Share Posted September 4, 2007 Teeheehee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'tarako Posted September 4, 2007 Report Share Posted September 4, 2007 'MU gave us classes off today in honor of labor day. though i still worked the lack of classes was nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brsingr Posted September 4, 2007 Report Share Posted September 4, 2007 It's the third. I'm sorry, someone explain that? the third day of the month? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evangelion Posted September 4, 2007 Author Report Share Posted September 4, 2007 Yes. I said it was the fourth in my post. Valganti kindly corrected me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tantangel Posted September 4, 2007 Report Share Posted September 4, 2007 Sucks for you. Then again classes just started last week for my brothers and they already had four days off in a row. That's the joys of grades k-12 though, chances are much more likely you'll have more days off, but you don't go nearly as long every day in cases of Uni either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EyeSeeU Posted September 4, 2007 Report Share Posted September 4, 2007 It's the third. Thats just awesome, while reading I was like wow todays the third whats he talking about then I scrolled down a little more and BLAMO you already OWNED HIM!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evangelion Posted September 4, 2007 Author Report Share Posted September 4, 2007 Dude... he corrected me on a date, in what was an extremely sarcastic post... I fail to see how I got "owned", "burned", or "served". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raargant Posted September 4, 2007 Report Share Posted September 4, 2007 Dude... he corrected me on a date, in what was an extremely sarcastic post... I fail to see how I got "owned", "burned", or "served". Alright, I'll explain. If your post was not extremely sarcastic, it wouldn't have been funny at all. Amusement lies in the fact that you went to all that effort in writing a witty/sarcastic post about how you don't get today off...but miswrite the critical date as being a completely different date. In essence, Valganti's extremely short, laconic reply gutted out the heart of your long, melodramatic, sarcastic post. It is a perfect example of what is known as 'laconic wit' or 'laconic humor'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evangelion Posted September 4, 2007 Author Report Share Posted September 4, 2007 I am officially not going to read anymore of your story. I'm going to go get my toothbrush and tattoo Raargant is an ******* on my arm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raargant Posted September 4, 2007 Report Share Posted September 4, 2007 Roflmao. Honest, I believe laconic wit is the best form of wit there is. Btw Bali, don't feel bad about it. I didn't catch your mistake either; that's also part of why it was so funny when I read Valg's reply. It was sort of a, "Waaaait a minute....*checks calendar*. Oh sh**, he's right! ROFL!" Sort of deal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'tarako Posted September 4, 2007 Report Share Posted September 4, 2007 'Eva is bali? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evangelion Posted September 4, 2007 Author Report Share Posted September 4, 2007 ... Where have you been, apostrophe boy? Under a rock? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chayesh Posted September 4, 2007 Report Share Posted September 4, 2007 Upon this day, the fourth of September, in the year of two thousand seven, I officially deny the power of the United States government. For three hundred sixty-four days of every year, and three hundred sixty-five every leap year, I toil endlessly over my education and employment. I diligently work at all projects assigned to me, and barely have time for breath, much less any lengthy respite. And why do I slave so endlessly? For God? For Country? For my loved ones? The answer to all three is yes. But I also do my duty so that, upon this day, the first Monday of every September, I may receive the blessings of our Holy Lord, and enjoy a resting period. The day that is so righteously titled "Labor Day" is meant to be a relaxation. And until this, the first Monday of September in the year of two thousand seven, I have been graciously granted this enviable period of peace. However, today is an exception. Upon this Labor Day, I deny the power of the United States government, and even God Himself. For today, I attend classes as normal, and will receive no respite for my endless laborings. Labor Day? **** you. Labor Day is a holiday for the working man. As a barely 18 year old college student, I submit you are neither. Have a nice day! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evangelion Posted September 4, 2007 Author Report Share Posted September 4, 2007 Pfft. At least I don't volunteer my time as an administrator for some text-based loser fest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chayesh Posted September 4, 2007 Report Share Posted September 4, 2007 Pfft. At least I don't volunteer my time as an administrator for some text-based loser fest. Well...you did volunteer, you just weren't accepted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evangelion Posted September 4, 2007 Author Report Share Posted September 4, 2007 As long as you have a piece of my intellectual property, you can't truthfully say that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EyeSeeU Posted September 4, 2007 Report Share Posted September 4, 2007 Well...you did volunteer' date=' you just weren't accepted. [/quote'] Not only were you OWNED once BALI you have now been ONWED twice in one topic, and a topic you started to boot!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'tarako Posted September 4, 2007 Report Share Posted September 4, 2007 'Not under a rock, on top of a hill... I've been gone for months. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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