Balinor Posted February 14, 2006 Report Share Posted February 14, 2006 I give up. Since apparently I'm, as Tantangel put it, the butt of every joke known to FL kind, I'm making this thread. You can put all your Balinor insults here, the ones you subtly (or blatantly) put in all your other posts, put them here instead. Jeez, people. Lord knows, this thread'll be ten pages by the end of the week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goomf Posted February 14, 2006 Report Share Posted February 14, 2006 It's that icon. You shouldn't use a picture of yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delfytheelfy Posted February 14, 2006 Report Share Posted February 14, 2006 How many balinors dopes it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, he holds the lightbulb and the world revolves around him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tantangel Posted February 14, 2006 Report Share Posted February 14, 2006 I didn't say that you were the butt of every joke. I just said you were the blunt of every joke. Besides, don't shoot so high, think of a more reasonable number. Like one page. Why? Because usually people got to create the threads to come out with a Balinor joke. Chayesh being so far the King of them that I can recall, but they gotta be artsy, not forced. Like Morathi's post there. Artsy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balinor Posted February 14, 2006 Author Report Share Posted February 14, 2006 So make threads, and cut and paste. Lazy bum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hegemon Posted February 14, 2006 Report Share Posted February 14, 2006 In the fine spirit of Jerry Lewis, let's have a proper roast. I will start. I just read your response to the alignment question, Bally, and I had to laugh. Chaotic Good? I don't remember any Band Geek Revolutionaries. I've seen your picture, and Dark Avenger you are not. I picture you more of the "You Guys..." kid that won't go into the haunted house. Bwa ha ha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarriorCleric Posted February 14, 2006 Report Share Posted February 14, 2006 I think this is a great idea, soon enough this will have enough posts in it that instead of actually typing out an joke at balinors expense we could all just say a posts number. Example: Balinor: Yeah, so I like to cook fish and chips for nice young couples. Chayesh: Bali joke #337 Everyone else: Ha Ha Ha! Tantangel: Oh yeah and Bali Joke #83 Everyone Else: Oh, snap! WarriorCleric: Ha! Yeah, Bali Joke #103 Everyone Else: Dude, so not cool. WC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delfytheelfy Posted February 14, 2006 Report Share Posted February 14, 2006 Oh Snap! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warpnow Posted February 14, 2006 Report Share Posted February 14, 2006 We could SO write a book. Come on, Bali, you know we're just joking. Tell you what, you stop making underhanded snide comments about me and I will stop making fun of you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hegemon Posted February 14, 2006 Report Share Posted February 14, 2006 Less Talking, more roasting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grannym4n Posted February 14, 2006 Report Share Posted February 14, 2006 8, You gotta admit. He's one sexy kid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goomf Posted February 14, 2006 Report Share Posted February 14, 2006 I still think mine is number 1. WC is number 2. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delfytheelfy Posted February 14, 2006 Report Share Posted February 14, 2006 Teacher: Bali whats the rule for I before E? Balinor: I before E... always. Teacher: I before E except after C, and when sounding like A like in neighbor way, and on weekends and holidays and all through out may, you will always be wrong no matter what you say! Balinor: Well thats a hard rule, harsh rule. Teacher: Balinor how do you make a world plueral? Balinor: Uhhh S! You put an S at the end? Teacher: When? Balinor: Uhh..., On weekends and holidays.... Teacher: Here let me show you... WC What’s the plural for Ox? WC: Oxen, the farmers used his Oxen. Teacher: Balinor what’s the plural for Box? Balinor: Boxen, I bought two Boxen of doughnuts. Teacher: No Balinor, lets try another, WC what’s the plural for Goose? WC: Geese, I saw a flock of Geese. Teacher: What is the plural for Moose? Balinor: Moosen! I saw a flock of Moosen! There are many of them, many much moosen, out in the woods, the woodes! The woodsen! Teacher: Balino... Balinor... your an imbecile. Balinor: Imbecilen!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boy Kid Wonder Posted February 14, 2006 Report Share Posted February 14, 2006 That last joke was hilarious haha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grannym4n Posted February 14, 2006 Report Share Posted February 14, 2006 Haha, wow, but I'm only allowed to laugh because Bali is one of my good friends. But it's all actually kinda mean and I don't approve if he doesn't like it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goomf Posted February 14, 2006 Report Share Posted February 14, 2006 Yea, I mean I don't make jokes about his stupidity. Forced jokes are sometimes cruel...just gotta tell the right joke at the right time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delfytheelfy Posted February 14, 2006 Report Share Posted February 14, 2006 He knows im jestin You should have seen the one I sent him on AIM haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goomf Posted February 14, 2006 Report Share Posted February 14, 2006 I think bali is more innocent than stupid. He probably doesn't even know what a condom is (which proves my point that he's more innocent than stupid.) Wait until he encounters the college life...he'll be talking about sex, or the lack of, all the time. **See, this post goes with the flow, and is a response to the responses about the jokes of stupidity and the jokes of stupidity. Gotta catch it the right time** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a-guitarist Posted February 14, 2006 Report Share Posted February 14, 2006 Teacher: Bali whats the rule for I before E? Balinor: I before E... always. Teacher: I before E except after C, and when sounding like A like in neighbor way, and on weekends and holidays and all through out may, you will always be wrong no matter what you say! Balinor: Well thats a hard rule, harsh rule. Brian Regan anyone?? Well, let's see what I can say.... If you take the letters to balinor B A L I N O R You get.... Nailor B... Nail Rob... Rob Nail... Labiral... Niblaro... Lin orba... I... I've... *sigh* I've got nothing... F-it, dudes, let's go bowling... a-g Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warpnow Posted February 14, 2006 Report Share Posted February 14, 2006 I think bali is more innocent than stupid. He probably doesn't even know what a condom is (which proves my point that he's more innocent than stupid.) Wait until he encounters the college life...he'll be talking about sex, or the lack of, all the time. **See, this post goes with the flow, and is a response to the responses about the jokes of stupidity and the jokes of stupidity. Gotta catch it the right time** Actually....on a project with Bali a while back, he made used condoms as a joke inside the mud and would find idle builders and force them to eat them as a joke. I generally only make jokes about Balinor when he has recently made a joke about me, or...made some other kind of comment about me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goomf Posted February 14, 2006 Report Share Posted February 14, 2006 Actually....on a project with Bali a while back, he made used condoms as a joke inside the mud and would find idle builders and force them to eat them as a joke. I generally only make jokes about Balinor when he has recently made a joke about me, or...made some other kind of comment about me. Did he make a description of those condoms? If not, it really isn't implied that he knows what they are, just that they are funny or disgusting or whatnot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warpnow Posted February 14, 2006 Report Share Posted February 14, 2006 The description was so vivid I would be banned for posting it He described the state of them after use, and it was quite...sickening. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grannym4n Posted February 14, 2006 Report Share Posted February 14, 2006 Warpnow speaks the truth. No lie, I've seen it. Edit:But that's what late crazy nights of OLC will do to you! You kind of slip so far off the ledge as to make weird crap. I made guns, and shot people. And another made a nuke...that prog was crazy. Then we had our random room...woah.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goomf Posted February 14, 2006 Report Share Posted February 14, 2006 Now I'm scared... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim_Reefer Posted February 14, 2006 Report Share Posted February 14, 2006 Balinor... more like... Bally's Total Fitness... cuz thats where you need to go... chubby. pwned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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