Iyorvin Posted November 21, 2007 Report Share Posted November 21, 2007 Well, you all know my cynical and snide sense of humour. Sometimes I come off as an ***, and that's how I add up how funny I am.............well.......to myself. Usually you roast people who have acomplished something great, and well I did too! My boys can swim, and I may have a child in seven months. So go ahead, please make fun of me, because humour is really the only thing that is going to prevent me from putting my head through a wall right now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mindflayer Posted November 21, 2007 Report Share Posted November 21, 2007 Hell at least you have socialized medicine in Canada... delivering a baby (general delivery, not a c-section) in the US usually runs about 2,000 dollars Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iyorvin Posted November 21, 2007 Author Report Share Posted November 21, 2007 Yeah........2000 dollars I can buy a crib and crap with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raargant Posted November 21, 2007 Report Share Posted November 21, 2007 Or a new wall. I hear it gets awfully chilly up there, unless you're cuddling with the caribou. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zrothum Posted November 21, 2007 Report Share Posted November 21, 2007 Don't put your head through a wall just yet. Once that baby is born and looking deep into your eyes...you just might be singing a different tune For now, I'll say congratulations. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wayward Knight Posted November 22, 2007 Report Share Posted November 22, 2007 I guess you beta tested your own girlfriend, too, then? Prepare for launch! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iyorvin Posted November 22, 2007 Author Report Share Posted November 22, 2007 She isn't my girlfriend. Hell we both really want nothing to do with each other beyond sex. It's really an akward situation. I offered to take the child if she doesn't want it, which she doesn't, but she is very spazzy right now. This all was so much more funny on Knocked Up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wayward Knight Posted November 22, 2007 Report Share Posted November 22, 2007 Jesus Christ, I'm so glad that didn't happen to me with the one girl I've ever used for sex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elfdude Posted November 22, 2007 Report Share Posted November 22, 2007 hooooooo man you knocked up your **** buddy? ouch. welp have fun with heaps of drama for the next 18 years! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tantangel Posted November 22, 2007 Report Share Posted November 22, 2007 I got the mental image of that penguin walking by the other penguin and being smacked upside the head and through the ice to the water beneath and OWNED being stamped across at the end. It helps to always use a condom when you know it's NSA, but as soon as you don't use one, that NSA becomes SA at times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinicky Posted November 22, 2007 Report Share Posted November 22, 2007 NSA? SA? Explain for us who apparently still have innocent ears. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L-A Posted November 22, 2007 Report Share Posted November 22, 2007 She isn't my girlfriend. Hell we both really want nothing to do with each other beyond sex. It's really an akward situation. I offered to take the child if she doesn't want it' date=' which she doesn't, but she is very spazzy right now. This all was so much more funny on Knocked Up.[/quote'] 1) Have you not considered an abortion? I can hear all the religious fundamentalists screaming now - however - bring a child really is a lifetime commitment and responsibility. Its not something to be done lightly - nor unplanned. 2) Full credit for being able to stand up and say you'll take responsibility for your child. Too many parents who bring chlidren into this world and don't want responsiblity. L-A Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
songofsixpence Posted November 22, 2007 Report Share Posted November 22, 2007 nsa - no strings attached (sex for sex's sake) sa - strings attached (sex combined with relationship/support of some sort) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinicky Posted November 22, 2007 Report Share Posted November 22, 2007 1) Have you not considered an abortion? I can hear all the religious fundamentalists screaming now - however - bring a child really is a lifetime commitment and responsibility. Its not something to be done lightly - nor unplanned. Bringing a child into this world should never be done lightly... Neither should taking a child out. 2) Full credit for being able to stand up and say you'll take responsibility for your child. Too many parents who bring chlidren into this world and don't want responsiblity. Agreed. Much respect given, bro. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wayward Knight Posted November 22, 2007 Report Share Posted November 22, 2007 There's a better A available than Abortion, it's called Adoption. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun Posted November 22, 2007 Report Share Posted November 22, 2007 Congratulations.. I just found out I'll be having my second in about 6 months. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iyorvin Posted November 22, 2007 Author Report Share Posted November 22, 2007 Well, she is an eskimo and wants to move back home to her fly-in only community. Trying to talk her out of it. Abortion is not a legitimate option, and it has nothing to do with religion views. I just never want to judge when a man or woman deserves to lose their life. I'm sort of excited. So crazy, I am so speechless, what to do?!?!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KRins Posted November 22, 2007 Report Share Posted November 22, 2007 Buy a nice box of cigars for everyone you know. Build the crib by hand (sounds lame, but its a powerful experience). Thank God that something wonderful, albeit very trying in a lot of ways, is happening to you. There are literally thousands of people who will never have a child, or who have had and lost them. Oh yeah...and drink a beer or 10. Takes that jittery edge off pretty nicely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iyorvin Posted November 23, 2007 Author Report Share Posted November 23, 2007 I just want you all to know, if I get my way, I will be naming the kid: Aabahran Virigoth Loblaw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tantangel Posted November 23, 2007 Report Share Posted November 23, 2007 Now shall we all debate on how to enunciate Aabahran? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elfdude Posted November 23, 2007 Report Share Posted November 23, 2007 Seriously, give your kid a name somehow related to FL. Out of any FL names I think Vaelinn is the best name just has a good ring to it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killalou Posted November 23, 2007 Report Share Posted November 23, 2007 Please dont give that poor child an FL name, you are just going to make hard on him/her. lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aulian Posted November 23, 2007 Report Share Posted November 23, 2007 Lol call your kid Wyslign.. That will make his life a barrel of laughs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.Twendrist Posted November 23, 2007 Report Share Posted November 23, 2007 Come on, the kid is going to be born and bred in the fl world. His/her first words will probably be like "forsaken lands", or something of that nature. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aulian Posted November 23, 2007 Report Share Posted November 23, 2007 More like "Petrify!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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