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Thought I'd post a funny document I've kept with me. One of my most memorable moments in fl (helped me to focus much more on my rp). Thanks Dey.

[ 22] TEMPORUM Enellelisell: Medical Bill : Enellelisell Enessesiless

Mon Apr 2 20:26:08 2007

To: Battle Warmaster Immortal

** A professional looking scroll is here, penned in the

finest of handwriting **

IHRS (Independant Health Regeneration Scheme) Centre,

North Abbey Way,

Rheydin

Medical Bill for: Enellelisell Enessesiless

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Physical

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Repair of broken arm x2 (magical bonding) - 15,000 gold coins

Repair of broken rib x4 (magical bonding) - 55,000 gold coins

Repair of broken leg x2 (magical bonding) - 16,000 gold coins

Repair of ruptured muscle (arms, legs, torso) - 45,000 gold coins

Restoration of torn wing x2 - 45,000 gold coins

Repair of lacerated thigh (magical bonding) - 5,500 gold coins

Facial reconstruction (nose, ear x2) - 21,000 gold coins

False teeth (full set) - 30,000 gold coins

Sub-total - 232,500 gold coins

Mental

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Therapy sessions - 20 hours - 100,000 gold coins

Willpower bolstering - 1 hour - 10,000 gold coins

Confidence building - 100 hours - 10,000 gold coins.

Sub-total - 120,000 gold coins

Total Bill

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352,500 gold coins, to be paid in full, to the IHRS.

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** A small piece of shoddy paper is attached to the bottom **

Warmaster Zehava, please find the attached bill, which has been

paid in full by myself. Not only does your ignorance hinder your

own chances at dragging yourselves up above a primitive level, but

it is a heavy drain on even those around you. Especially in terms

of the gold-pouch.

Enellelisell Enessesiless.

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