Iyorvin Posted February 13, 2008 Report Share Posted February 13, 2008 To those of you married, in a relationship, or just plain retarted like me, what did you do/or will do, on valentines day? I need ideas for next year, I put it all in this year. She walks in and gets a rose. Dining table is candle lit, rose petals scattered over the tablecloth. I serve a greek salad, then a chicken scampi. After supper I take her to the bedroom where the entire bed has been filled with rose petals. A box of nice chocolates is on the bed, with a rose on top. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KRins Posted February 13, 2008 Report Share Posted February 13, 2008 you need a bottle of wine and the right music. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iyorvin Posted February 13, 2008 Author Report Share Posted February 13, 2008 Had the music, and filled an empty bottle of wine with grape juice, she's pregnant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raargant Posted February 13, 2008 Report Share Posted February 13, 2008 How much money you got? A little tasteful bling is always a nice Vday gift. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deykari Posted February 13, 2008 Report Share Posted February 13, 2008 I'm in the long distance relationship at the minute, so I won't get to see my girlfriend on V-day. We're celebrating it on the 28th when she gets back here. She claims she is not into the traditional romance stuff (which is so obviously a lie it's untrue, by the way she keeps hinting at things) so what I've done, is bought a huge I Love You teddy, made an incision in it's back, put two tickets to go see The Eagles live (her favourite band) inside it, removed a little stuffing, and then sewn it back up. When I see her, I'm going to present her the teddy and give her a kiss as if to say "Here's your V-day treat!" and then mention how I was going to book a table for a meal but I remembered that boxing was on and I really don't want to miss the fight, and that she said she wasn't bothered about doing anything for Valentines Day anyway so I thought she wouldn't mind. Let her sweat for a little bit watching TV, and then have her rip the teddy's head off (I've unpicked some of the sewing for her, she's not that strong ) and reach in for the tickets. We always joke about how I can't cook at all so we usually cook together and she loves it because we just mess about. I've gotten the ingredients for her favourite meal ready and we'll cook the meal together, and then eat and drink so much wine that by the end of the night I will probably be too inebriated to do the deed thanks to a severe case of alcohol-induced temporary impotency. Dey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest emp_newb Posted February 13, 2008 Report Share Posted February 13, 2008 Dey. I love you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aulian Posted February 13, 2008 Report Share Posted February 13, 2008 So Dey, ah yeah... I noticed you there, across the ocean... And ah... I was just wondering, yeah... Ah... Wanna hook up sometime? (or take me to an eagles concert - Im not fussed,) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killalou Posted February 13, 2008 Report Share Posted February 13, 2008 I usually cast invis on myself for a day and everything seems normal the next day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizz Posted February 14, 2008 Report Share Posted February 14, 2008 I'm in the long distance relationship at the minute, so I won't get to see my girlfriend on V-day. We're celebrating it on the 28th when she gets back here. She claims she is not into the traditional romance stuff (which is so obviously a lie it's untrue, by the way she keeps hinting at things) so what I've done, is bought a huge I Love You teddy, made an incision in it's back, put two tickets to go see The Eagles live (her favourite band) inside it, removed a little stuffing, and then sewn it back up. When I see her, I'm going to present her the teddy and give her a kiss as if to say "Here's your V-day treat!" and then mention how I was going to book a table for a meal but I remembered that boxing was on and I really don't want to miss the fight, and that she said she wasn't bothered about doing anything for Valentines Day anyway so I thought she wouldn't mind. Let her sweat for a little bit watching TV, and then have her rip the teddy's head off (I've unpicked some of the sewing for her, she's not that strong ) and reach in for the tickets. Passed the test. We always joke about how I can't cook at all so we usually cook together and she loves it because we just mess about. I've gotten the ingredients for her favourite meal ready and we'll cook the meal together, and then eat and drink so much wine that by the end of the night I will probably be too inebriated to do [i]the deed thanks to a severe case of alcohol-induced temporary impotency. Dey Fail the test. Big time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raargant Posted February 14, 2008 Report Share Posted February 14, 2008 You're going to have her rip the teddy bear's head off? Ummmm.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deykari Posted February 14, 2008 Report Share Posted February 14, 2008 It's part of a joke she made, she said she never ever wants anybody to buy her (and I quote,) "a stupid soppy I Love You teddy bear because I will have to rip it's ****ing head right off". Dey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deykari Posted February 14, 2008 Report Share Posted February 14, 2008 Fail the test. Big time! Hey, I might be stupid, but not stupid enough to let that happen! Dey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyzarius Posted February 14, 2008 Report Share Posted February 14, 2008 A pair of teardrop emerald earrings crowned by a cluster of small baget diamonds to go with the diamond stud earrings I got her last year and the emerald ring flanked by baget diamonds I got her as part of her christmas present. A box of jelly beans (the assorted flavor kind) since she cant eat anything with nuts in it, and a garfield holding a little heart (because she is a garfield fanatic). A sappy card that made her do that awww sound, and reservations to the sundial in atlanta for this weekend. 6 white roses and 6 red roses as well. I took it easy this year, heh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pieman Posted February 14, 2008 Report Share Posted February 14, 2008 For V-day, I just wanna get my ex a horrible STD. Is that too much to ask for? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KRins Posted February 14, 2008 Report Share Posted February 14, 2008 MoP...I feel exactly how you do. The happy people get cupid? Where's the giant nasty ogre shooting diseased arrows at people? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iyorvin Posted February 14, 2008 Author Report Share Posted February 14, 2008 Hopefully Triathix will log on today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
corpsestomp Posted February 14, 2008 Report Share Posted February 14, 2008 Hopefully Triathix will log on today. This made me laugh...thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheNewGuy Posted February 14, 2008 Report Share Posted February 14, 2008 Just as Dey, I'm at long-distance. And I was in school to almost 7 pm, also, so I had to do with just bombing her with cute text messages. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a-guitarist Posted February 15, 2008 Report Share Posted February 15, 2008 Masterofpie, I'm with you on that one. Mine seems to be working on it on her own, though. As far as Valentine's Day goes, screw it. Never had a decent one. Probably because women are ... well, I should say... Women around here are dirty, lying whores. I've learned the prettier the woman, the more **** you have to catch from them, the more they cheat, and the more they lie. So, in short, don't find the ugliest girl you can, just find one that is sure of herself, has no self-esteem problems (this will rule out her unquenchable desire to screw every guy that shows sexual interest in her), doesn't require (or come with) a lot of emotional baggage, and is just plain cute. Not gorgeous. And I'm a 100% firm believer that 60% of a women's physical beauty comes from personality... which I find 9's and 10's just don't have. a-g ps: If she ever says, "I wish you were my father." Run the **** away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizz Posted February 15, 2008 Report Share Posted February 15, 2008 I got a sweet card and a planned trip to the AZ Ren Faire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'tarako Posted February 15, 2008 Report Share Posted February 15, 2008 'I pulled an all nighter and went to classes like normal. My dorm was having a spa night and I got a free massage. Now i get to pull another all nighter. lol. I kinda want a girlfriend right now but I literally do not have time and it would not be fair to her. This whole staying up 72+ hours is getting old. I need to have better class management skills. haha. I've been telling people to have a better valentine day than he did. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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