Mali Posted March 8, 2008 Report Share Posted March 8, 2008 This is for those of you who were or remember some of these characters. Or of course for anyone who would like some amusement at someone elses expense ******************************************************* Now you...YES you can own a part of FL just in time for the Holidays. This is the first time...YES first time we have offered this collection for such a low price. Usually, we offer each doll for sale as well as the set, but last year demand for the Mircea doll was so great, it sold out in 10 minutes leaving those who wanted sets of dolls S.O.L! a minature replica of Maselin a minature replica of Malynne a minature replica of Ghorn a minature replica of Vakri a minature replica of Valkrin a minature replica of Kylthean a minature replica of Delbin a minature replica of Kefuuqus a minature replica of Bregyn – Own this teen-idol wanna be who is forced into a life of Justice instead. Could be a useful toy, if it did not have small parts that are easily lost. (warning, voice chip may sometime become unstable and ramble on and on.) a minature replica of Thoclya – This Queen of the Evil city is able to deal with a lot of male pigs. Not recommended for Stalkers since she comes with a can of mace. a minature replica of Nefar – Own the new and improved head of killers. Similar to the Razkar doll, but is available for play ten times more! Killed more cheaters than small pox. a minature replica of Moleran – Behold this wannabe Mircea sidekick doll that is the prime example of a YES MA’AM and YES SIR. Great for those who always like to win because this doll does not fight back. a minature replica of Arzaeth - Amaze all your friends with this Implementing Implementor that can transform right before your eyes. One minute he is calm and collected…then next minute he has deleted and changed his mind. Goes great with the moody woman-like collector. Comes with the Rathe, Deezil, and Ambryr changeable heads. Not available for citizens of Malta. a minature replica of Molehran –See Moleran…this was a ten minute Immortal before he went into witness protection. a minature replica of Peikloz –This Dean of the Learning Curve at FL, comes complete with a “dunce” hat. Loves the newbie chat and long walks on the beach. Seeks deaf mute. a minature replica of Athaekeetha – Own this founding father of Blade Slingers and be the envy of…about 2 people. Comes with kickback action and 5 different forms to execute. a minature replica of Vuurk – Hug and kiss this patron saint of Knight that tried to feel Sirants shoes, but had little feet. So this doll developed a complex and includes medication for it. Be gentle with this fragile one. Comes with a copy of his Imm password so he can log in. a minature replica of Arther – Now is the time for you to own this Justice spewing gas bag. Comes complete with a compy of the Codex that he can recite by heart. The only downfall, is he is the shortest doll in the collection. a minature replica of Arithis – Own this annoying doll, who is only good for one thing…wasting space. That’s right, own a nice pile of fluff to go with the set. Not really stoned…not really a priest…just a big ol pestering pest. a minature replica of Verdigar – Own this wonder of nature who loves to eat leaves and grass to get ready for the long winter. Wanted to be the Mircea doll so bad, he could taste it. Sorry you have to settle for the lame Razkar doll instead. a minature replica of Luqin – According to a helpfile, “Luqin awoke in a shroud of pure energy, without memory, without identity.” The only thing different is he has no energy and less memory and identity. a minature replica of Kalug – Pose this silly tree hugger in over 100 different positions. Comes with the Rotarx doll connected at the head, to insure the sharing of only one thought. a minature replica of Xuthravoth – Meet Xuthravoth, he is an evil being with a new eviler wrapper. Was Luorath until he realized how lame he was, then changed his life to a new identity that loves blood. The brown spot on his nose will not rub off J. a minature replica of Luorath – Own this dark doll just in time for Christmas. Will do whatever you ask, as long as its not the Mircea doll asking. a minature replica of Rotarx – Hi, more people liked me than Kalug. Ain’t that bout a B^#^^! a minature replica of Sylvantis – Own this do gooder, that loves the newbie channel. Sometimes gets confused and spouts off information about warts on the wrong channels. a minature replica of Deezil – Frighten small kids with this blood spitting clown. Not the loveable clown that you want at your kids birthday parties, unless you like cleaning up blood along with entrails. a minature replica of Halruuan – Own this phantom Immortal who never exisited yet has a firm stand in FLs history. a minature replica of Jemnath – Own this broken doll that goes on and on like a broken record about peace and tranquilty. I mean he will not shut up…he just keeps going on and on. You may have to take the batteries out so he will shut up. NO the Immortal channel is not for roleplaying! a minature replica of Yeralon – Hi, can you show me where the bathroom is? This evil hater, never fails to disappoint when betting on how many times the word retarded can be used to describe another mortal he is watching. Own it today before its too late. a minature replica of Trob – Be amazed as this yes ma’am/ yes sir, does everything everyone else says, but nothing you ask him to do. Comes with a sign that says kick me, I don’t care. a minature replica of Eitreach – Admire this hate filled greedy bastard from a distance, but do not get too close. This doll may try to steal things from you or your room while you sleep. a minature replica of Rathe – This evil turnip eater loves to yell. When near a Tindal doll (sold separate), this doll becomes quite disturbed and angery. Comes with many replacement parts that you can interchange like some f^@&*(@ Mr. Potatohead. a minature replica of Vehemant – Scare all the neighbors kids with this evil, ugly, doll that only likes to eat cheese. Do not feed after 12 midnight or he may become another Immortal. a minature replica of Mhalador – Hi, I am the new king of the Blade Slingers. WOW, is this doll really that fat? a minature replica of Bryntryst – This doll comes with a small replica of Mina. More people will find the dog is a better value than the Bryntryst doll. This doll is a free thinker and will move at the drop of a hat. One minute he is on one side of the house, the next he is up and moved to a new side of the house. a minature replica of Siddion – This piece of work comes with his own cherring section. Never be let down again, with this doll by your side. Just being around him makes you feel ten times smarter! a minature replica of Terist - One of the earlier addtions to the FL staff, Terist has an arm that acts as a pen, for all those Herald notes. a minature replica of Ambryr – Own a small piece of…uh…stuff before the life of mudding turned this do gooder into the evil bastards that would soon follow. Be shocked knowing the fact that this little angel grew up to be the evil, turnip-lord, clown, slayer. a minature replica of Razkar - I had to wake up at 7 am to get this hard to find doll from a far away place. This former leader of Warmasters can still execute forms when using any of its 5 accessory weapons. He only plays well with the female dolls within the set. Even the ones created by males! a minature replica of Crypticant - Crafted during a late night area building session, this replica of Crypticant is a doll with attitude. Comes with waffle iron or wine cooler bottle. (waffle iron or wine cooler does not actually slay you, just distracts you while it steals a sock from each pair of socks you own.) a minature replica of Avariel - This marvel of FL stands 7 inches tall and comes complete with waving arms and kicking legs. The only FL staff member to answer the same newbie question 5 times in 10 minutes. This doll is a must have for the ravers. a minature replica of Clariana - This doll decreases the value of the set more than anything. Comes with a dry sense of humor and quick temper. This doll will probably get tired of being owned by you, cry, whine, and storm off. (just kidding...or am I?) a minature replica of Clavriana – See Clariana, but add a v to try to throw people off. a minature replica of Vaeregh - This 3 in doll is fun to just talk to. It never responds back, just sits with a smile. See if you can beat my record...I once talked to him for thirty minutes with out him peeping. a minature replica of Virigoth - This doll comes with its very own idea book, typo list, and bug list. Painted on each hand is a list of words he commonly does not spell correctly. Includes a “plate” that you can over fill with things for Virigoth to do. Does not require sleep. a minature replica of Vaelinn - The Vaelinn doll is special. It only responds to questions that have a yes or no answer. Over time this doll has the potential to raise the value of the set, and will sure sell fast. a minature replica of Zaen - This doll is more the action figure meets a booble head. The Zaen doll comes with kick back action, moveable limbs, and a ton of accessories. Does not like being part of the set. a minature replica of Sirant - This 6 in. tall doll, is totally interactive. The Sirant doll can answer up to 15 questions, all while yelling at you. Do not be fooled by other dolls who claim to do the same thing. a minature replica of Kaogalan - This replica almost cost me my life. It is 7 in. and comes complete with a ban list and a enlarged pointer finger for quick slaying. Some times the doll malfunctions and slays random people or does other interesting things. a minature replica of Malignant – See above! a minature replica of Thardorin - This out of production piece is a Warmaster artifact collectors dream. Comes with a 3in retractable sword. He can’t really use it, but he has it. a minature replica of Carimyr - Makes a great gift any time of the year, except months that end in y, the Carimyr doll comes complete with a dictionary, to look up all the words he says. (some could be made up!) a minature replica of Drenaar - Created with a lock of hair, the Drenaar doll is useful if you like disagreeing with everything. With a built in chip to contradict everything you say, the Drenaar doll is sure to make your day. Says ‘Salutations’ on command. a minature replica of Adanon - This out of production piece comes with a written trigger that reads...'You are required to have a decent description by rank 15'. This is the only thing it can say since he has a hard time learning new things. a minature replica of Eirik - This former leader of the Hunt comes with an autographed picture and a phony copy of a bounty over your head for 1 gold. First 500 orders get a photo of a hunt hound. a minature replica of Streantian - This old time Justice bringer, brings more than Justice with his trusty donkey near by. This dung thrower brings life to any party. a minature replica of Mircea - An over all useless doll, that does very little, comes complete with a sandwich…half eaten of course. Spices things up with dull humor and constantly picking on you. Could this doll do anything less? If it could it would be in suspended animation. a minature replica of Chueh - This 4 in. tall doll comes complete with pen and pad. If you look close, you can see some Java written on the pad. Like the Mircea doll, this doll spices things up with dull humor and constantly picking on you. NOT important enough to remember! a minature replica of Maurgloth a minature replica of Palison a minature replica of Nalanora a minature replica of Maleki a minature replica of Dariel a minature replica of Bogrog a minature replica of Valek – Why do I have this doll, was he even an Immortal? Orders are limited, and will be granted on a first come first serve basis. Do not be the only one without a set. Order today. 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Mudder Posted March 8, 2008 Report Share Posted March 8, 2008 Psh, how is Palison not important enough to remember? I watched that man die! Fun to read again. -Mudder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zrothum Posted March 9, 2008 Report Share Posted March 9, 2008 Mali - Inquiring minds want to know.... What else have you been known as? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aulian Posted March 9, 2008 Report Share Posted March 9, 2008 Lol, I remember when these first came out. The Rotarx one cracks me up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizz Posted March 9, 2008 Report Share Posted March 9, 2008 These are great, thanks. It shows how much I've been out of the game... a lot of the Imms I didn't recognise. I thought Yeralon was female ?!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a-guitarist Posted March 9, 2008 Report Share Posted March 9, 2008 Mali - Inquiring minds want to know.... What else have you been known as? Mali taught Al Gore how to code, there-for indirectly creating the interweb. Also, he was Einstein's physics tutor. It's widely unknown in regular circles, but E=MC^2 really means "Extreme = Mali's Cool Cool". Someone in Einstein's lab saw the short hand for it and thought it was something amazing, which it was, but it was just a coincidence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest emp_newb Posted March 9, 2008 Report Share Posted March 9, 2008 Lol, I remember when these first came out. The Rotarx one cracks me up GET OUT OF THE DAMN WOODS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aulian Posted March 9, 2008 Report Share Posted March 9, 2008 Well if you dealt with Kalug then Rotarx you would know what I mean! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest emp_newb Posted March 12, 2008 Report Share Posted March 12, 2008 I got pegged with one of the dimunitive halflings uber throwing acorns. I know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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