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Forsaken Lands Fashion: The Spring Line


Malchaeius

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Ladies and Gentlemen, spring is here and summer is around the corner, and I know what you are thinking: "It's time to come out of that hibernation and start picking out some trendy new outfits". Well, Aabahran inc is diversifying its portfolio. We do not just make those popular dolls anymore - we have dived headfirst into the fashion industry. As such, I am proud to unveil the FL spring fashion line.

Lets start with the simple shirt that tells the whole world where your allegiance lies - to the BEST MUD out there. Sure some people will look at you weird and think that you are some sort of Satanist, but you will be satisfied knowing that you could PK their butt any day of the week!

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Wait, there is more on the back!

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Finally beat that annoying thief that follows you around all the time? Well why don't you let them know how you feel by wearing one of these shirts? Also available in yellow.

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So hiding in the shadows is not your style? You feeling a little bold? Then try this one on for size. Guaranteed to make everyone in the room instantly nervous! Also great for picking up the ladies.

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MUD rage? We have all experienced it. Now you can do it in style.

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Tired of police brutality? Screw off. This shirt is not for you! This is only for the hardcore and mean spirited people that keep our cities safe. Remember, there is no such thing as innocence!

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If you are the dangerous type, this next shirt is for you. It comes in several different styles - sleeveless, robe, and hooded robe are the best sellers.

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Does all the "whinging" get on your nerves? Complain! Complain! Complain! Send all those whingers a message! Be forewarned, wearers of this shirt have been known to get jumped and horribly beat up by roving bands of feminists...

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Thinking of taking a vacation? You want to get away from it all? Maybe enjoy a spot of tea while chatting with your friends? Well why not put on this comfortable cotton shirt while you are on the beach? Kick back, relax, and bask in the glory of being utterly alone. Just you and the crabs... yep....

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