Imoutgoodbye Posted May 1, 2008 Report Share Posted May 1, 2008 10. Aulian has been banned from playing Druids after playing his 100th! Apparently the IMMs convened and decided he was running a monopoly on the forests and the economic crisis in Watcher could only be fixed by abolishing this monopoly. Now the Watcher IMM can finally play a Druid without Aulian beating him into submission. 9. Chayesh has been banned! After Malch and Behrens discovered two newly created mobs named Hillary and Chelsea Clinton that were scantily clad in Chayesh's IMM room, it was decided that he was just too sick to continue. This was further proved when the mob of a dominatrix Nancy Pelosi was found in the files. 8.MILK AND COOKIES FOR ALL! Or should I say MILF and cookies for all? In a rare twist of events, Nature herself has revolted. Eshaine became impregnated by Isadora and has since changed all liquids, even the vials, into milk. The only food grown and available to buy in Aabahran is cookies. Rumor has it Deykari is selling the tape on Ebay right now. Bidding starts at 1,000,000 euros. 7. L-A Graduates from the Academy! That's right! After many, many, many spelling and grammar lessons with Valganti, L-A was able to learn to properly spell his full name, Lay-About, and had it changed at the register's office of Val Miran from Lay-Abotu to Lay-About. Congratulations, man! 6. Value of Battered Iron Breast Plate on Decline! Due to the weak economy of Aabahran and the overabundance of these breast plates laying in the back of armorer shops, you may as well sacrifice these puppies now. You still get zero gold, but, hey, at least you made an offering, right? It's the thought that counts when that collection plate comes? Hmmm? 5. Syndicate on Strike! After much bickering, whining, and complaining, the members of Syndicate have gone on strike. They feel that they're still not being paid enough, especially since they're demanding full health care coverage, funeral coverage, and extra hazard pay since all ten of Deykari's characters occupy all three categories of top10 bounty spots. Rumor has it that the Immortal Leader will have Syndicate members back at the torture...err....bargaining table sometime today. 4. Tribunals are Lazy! Okay....what's so recent about this? 3. CELERITY IS NEITHER MAN NOR WOMAN! Yes, it has been confirmed. Celerity (Cerebral Escalated Learning Exponential Reality Integrated Tortured Youth) is an AI program created by Virigoth to make we men believe that women can actually PK. Good one, Viri....had us going. 2. SCHOOLED! After a recent survey, it was found that those who join Savant were the super nerds in their high schools and those who joined Warmaster possessed some form of athletic skill.....didn't know moving a bishop to B7 counted as athletic skill.... AND...NUMBER ONE! Mya has been banned from the Academy after the No Newb Left Behind law was passed by Behrens! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L-A Posted May 1, 2008 Report Share Posted May 1, 2008 That's gold mate Lay-Abotu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown Brother Posted May 1, 2008 Report Share Posted May 1, 2008 I never do anything neat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aulian Posted May 1, 2008 Report Share Posted May 1, 2008 Why the hell am I tenth? I have SO got to be better then tenth... Like... L-A learnt to spell... PFFFT PULLLLEEAAAAAASEEE... Druids are my life man.... THIS IS A LIFE CHANGING EVENT!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EyeSeeU Posted May 1, 2008 Report Share Posted May 1, 2008 This is classic, I love it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malchaeius Posted May 1, 2008 Report Share Posted May 1, 2008 9 & 7. LOL. Funny stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizz Posted May 2, 2008 Report Share Posted May 2, 2008 I love it. More! More! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mya Posted May 2, 2008 Report Share Posted May 2, 2008 What the hell is this ? I no newbie... Btw you might be right on the Ban, my internet has been parental Baned. Dont even know when i will read this forums again. But great news, i can now pull a Ollie. Courtesy of the new free time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aulian Posted May 2, 2008 Report Share Posted May 2, 2008 Honestly... What Mya just said didnt make any sense.. Or am I missing something? and who the hell is Ollie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razkar Posted May 2, 2008 Report Share Posted May 2, 2008 I think it's a skateboard thing :confused: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown Brother Posted May 2, 2008 Report Share Posted May 2, 2008 Honestly... What Mya just said didnt make any sense.. Or am I missing something? and who the hell is Ollie. I missed it too, no worries. Smile and nod. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imoutgoodbye Posted May 2, 2008 Author Report Share Posted May 2, 2008 What the hell is this ? I no newbie... *sigh* I should have known better than to use American Politics in my jokes....I <3 Dennis Miller! Anyways, Mya, the No Newb Left Behind law is a reference to the No Child Left Behind law and it doesn't say you're a newb, it says you're no longer allowed to TEACH newbs.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cycel Posted May 2, 2008 Report Share Posted May 2, 2008 because they failed so hard? I understood her fine. Her parents either put an overreaching content filter on her computer, or restricted her usage altogether. Thus, she has had time to practice skateboarding tricks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EyeSeeU Posted May 3, 2008 Report Share Posted May 3, 2008 I see!... says the blind man to the deaf dog! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mya Posted May 3, 2008 Report Share Posted May 3, 2008 I understood her fine. Her parents either put an overreaching content filter on her computer' date=' or restricted her usage altogether. Thus, she has had time to practice skateboarding tricks. [/quote'] Bingo! They actually took "spliter" from the telephone line. But i think that made the telephone not receive calls. Good thing i have ADSL. So now it back in place (spliter) and i can play, when no one is around. Or until they find a new solution. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Montahg Posted May 3, 2008 Report Share Posted May 3, 2008 Mya, I know a guy, and he can make your problems go away. For a fee. A small fee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Valganti Posted May 3, 2008 Report Share Posted May 3, 2008 Dr. Kevorkian lost his licence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imoutgoodbye Posted May 4, 2008 Author Report Share Posted May 4, 2008 Dr. Kevorkian lost his licence. Yeah, but he's running for the Michigan Senate.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chayesh Posted May 24, 2008 Report Share Posted May 24, 2008 Now, I have to go back to work on my State of the Multiverse speech. And I worked on it until pretty late last night. But I want to say one thing to the Aabahranian people. I want you to listen to me. I'm going to say this again: I did not have sexual relations with those characters, the Clinton females. I never told anybody to lie, not a single time; never. These allegations are false, and I need to go back to work for the Aabahranian people. Thank you. On a side note...define "scantily-clad". In my book, those two are far too scantily-clad without large paper sacks over their heads. As for the Pelosi file, that was a holdover from Test of our new race/class combination, Shrew Dominatrix. She whips you senseless until you utter the safe words, "Socialist Redistribution of private wealth". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psycho Child Posted May 24, 2008 Report Share Posted May 24, 2008 Now, I have to go back to work on my State of the Multiverse speech. And I worked on it until pretty late last night. But I want to say one thing to the Aabahranian people. I want you to listen to me. I'm going to say this again: I did not have sexual relations with those characters, the Clinton females. I never told anybody to lie, not a single time; never. These allegations are false, and I need to go back to work for the Aabahranian people. Thank you. On a side note...define "scantily-clad". In my book, those two are far too scantily-clad without large paper sacks over their heads. As for the Pelosi file, that was a holdover from Test of our new race/class combination, Shrew Dominatrix. She whips you senseless until you utter the safe words, "Socialist Redistribution of private wealth". Heh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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