a-guitarist Posted May 10, 2008 Report Share Posted May 10, 2008 ... Even the wildlife comes armed! l doe A large female doe stands here, looking at you calmly. She seems fearless here in the glade, and chews her cud idly as you observe her. A doe is in excellent condition. 100% a doe is using: a scout's long spear a-g Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Questioner Posted May 11, 2008 Report Share Posted May 11, 2008 Anonymous Elf WTF! I was sitting there behind my bush thinking about how hot the Queen of Shazarazade was and what my chances of being the next bachelor, when suddenly this thing comes barreling towards me. Now normally it is real quiet and boring along the caravan trails, except for the occasional devout person hoping to schmooze off the high guardian's facemask or sword, or even the King's crown. Not that the idiot can give away his crown to anyone anymore, not when he's six feet under. Sheesh what an idiot. So I look up from under the bush when this doe charges me. I mean, the doe usually don't attack anything. I once walked up to one and slapped its head. No response whatsoever. Absolutely cretinous. Trust me. It starts screaming its head off like mad, completely blowing my position...Irumeru damn it. It must have thought it was some boxer cause it was hitting me with its forelegs. If I hadn't raised my spear it would have given me a nice black eye...seriously, their feet have some sort of black callous or something. Then what does the bloody thing do? It snatches my spear from my hands and careens off across the plain. And then, of all days, the Captain comes to inspect the defenses...Cripes! What the heck was I supposed ot tell him? Needless to say he thought I was a lazy good for nothing and posted me underneath the Gryphon pen. Great...Now I'm stuck guarding the front entrance of the grand city as the new tourists walk in to see my new coat of Gyphon shiet. All because of some demented doe. Fuggin bugger. I wonder what the rift it did with my spear. /Anonymous Elf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suunmar Posted May 11, 2008 Report Share Posted May 11, 2008 hahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a-guitarist Posted May 11, 2008 Author Report Share Posted May 11, 2008 I haven't laughed that loud at this hour in a long time. You, sir, are amazing. a-g Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyzarius Posted May 13, 2008 Report Share Posted May 13, 2008 lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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