What women email...

[Dizz]

Most of you are guys, and so don't see much of what women send to each other. I thought it was cute:

THE NEXT SURVIVOR SERIES

Six married men will be dropped on an island with one car and 3 kids

each for six weeks.

Each kid will play two sports and either take music or dance classes.

There is no fast food.

Each man must take care of his 3 kids; keep his assigned house clean,

correct all homework, and complete science projects, cook, do laundry,

and pay a list of 'pretend' bills with not enough money.

In addition, each man will have to budget in money for groceries each

week.

Each man must remember the birthdays of all their friends and relatives,

and send cards out on time--no emailing.

Each man must also take each child to a doctor's appointment, a dentist

appointment and a haircut appointment.

He must make one unscheduled and inconvenient visit per child to the

Urgent Care.

He must also make cookies or cupcakes for a social function.

Each man will be responsible for decorating his own assigned house,

planting flowers outside and keeping it presentable at all times.

The men will only have access to television when the kids are asleep and

all chores are done.

The men must shave their legs, wear makeup daily, adorn himself with

jewelry, wear uncomfortable yet stylish shoes, keep fingernails polished

and eyebrows groomed.

During one of the six weeks, the men will have to endure severe

abdominal cramps, back aches, and have extreme, unexplained mood swings

but never once complain or slow down from other duties.

They must attend weekly school meetings, church, and find time at least

once to spend the afternoon at the park or a similar setting.

They will need to read a book to the kids each night and in the morning,

feed them, dress them, brush their teeth and comb their hair by 7:00 am.

A test will be given at the end of the six weeks, and each father will

be required to know all of the following information: each child's

birthday, height, weight, shoe siz e, clothes size and doctor's name.

Also the child's weight at birth, length, time of birth, and length of

labor, each child's favorite color, middle name, favorite snack,

favorite song, favorite drink, favorite toy, biggest fear and what they

want to be when they grow up.

The kids vote them off the island based on performance. The last man

wins only if...he still has enough energy to be intimate with his spouse

at a moment's notice.

If the last man does win, he can play the game over and over and over

again for the next 18-25 years eventually earning the right To be called

Mother!

After you get done laughing, send this to as many females as you think

will get a kick out of it and as many men as you think can handle it.

Just don't send it back to me.... I'm going to bed.

[Psycho Child]

Meh. I had a rant, but this was posted in good humor, so I'll leave well enough alone.

[Questioner]

Poor guys. What sane man would ever put himself through that?

[a-guitarist]

... "Always a Groomsman, never a Groom.... hah! Suckers!"

a-g

[Dizz]

... I rarely ever forward this type of email. I just liked the image of these men having to wear makeup and pantyhose while doing all that. Imagine the RP possibilities?

[a-guitarist]

... I rarely ever forward this type of email. I just liked the image of these men having to wear makeup and pantyhose while doing all that. Imagine the RP possibilities?

"I'm now casting level four eroticism on yo-... damnit, my wizard's cap keeps falling off. Okay, Legolas, you can take off the pantyhose, I guess, I mean, I can't even keep this damn cap on. Well, maybe I've got my rainbow bright outfits around here somewhere...."

not WC

a-g

[Dizz]