Imoutgoodbye Posted June 13, 2008 Report Share Posted June 13, 2008 I'M HAVING A BOY! SOMEONE GET ME OPRAH'S F***IN' COUCH! I NEED SOMETHING TO JUMP UP AND DOWN ON! WOOOOHOOOOO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown Brother Posted June 14, 2008 Report Share Posted June 14, 2008 Welcome to the world Mini Valek. Now go pk someone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imoutgoodbye Posted June 14, 2008 Author Report Share Posted June 14, 2008 Umm...having...not had....not due until between Oct. 29 and November 14...rough estimate. Oh, and name will be Shayne Valek Zimmerman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HouselessRogue Posted June 14, 2008 Report Share Posted June 14, 2008 Soon you'll wonder at your good fortune that he looks like me. Muahaha. But seriously congrats! First? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imoutgoodbye Posted June 14, 2008 Author Report Share Posted June 14, 2008 But seriously congrats! First? Yep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HouselessRogue Posted June 14, 2008 Report Share Posted June 14, 2008 Awesome! Three boys myself. Even our dog and cat are male. Least our bathrooms are free most of the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KRins Posted June 14, 2008 Report Share Posted June 14, 2008 Congrats. I hope everything goes well between now and the delivery date. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Djriacen Posted June 14, 2008 Report Share Posted June 14, 2008 You have the same last name as I do. Straaaange. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a-guitarist Posted June 14, 2008 Report Share Posted June 14, 2008 Babies shouldn't be having sex..... a-g Congrats, btw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iusedtobesomebody Posted June 14, 2008 Report Share Posted June 14, 2008 look> Valek is here, carrying a baby. look Valek> Valek is wearing an Elmo nightlite a frightened baby a nightshirt stained with spit up a fanny pack filled with baby wipes comfy sweatpants ragged old slippers a confused expression a concerned baby's mother Valek is a bit worn out from his travels. Seriously tho, congrats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murat Posted June 14, 2008 Report Share Posted June 14, 2008 Congrats on the incoming arrival.I have one son myself and I promise your life is in for some serious lack of sleep and alot of fun Iusedtobesomebody you got the floating nearby wrong Is a PO'D mother asking why did you let him do that!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nekky Posted June 14, 2008 Report Share Posted June 14, 2008 Is the baby already rage deleting? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a-guitarist Posted June 14, 2008 Report Share Posted June 14, 2008 No. I was chatting with the baby through my Womb-net connection... anyways... he's getting pretty pissed with he's placentile connection, and posted a long post about how he's sick of the crap he has to deal with and that he's thinking of just pulling the plug and leaving that place for brighter pastures. Valek, man. If what he said was true... expect a healthy baby boy sooner than you thought! Oh, and I dunno if this is a problem for you... but he goes by the forum handle of "valek", just like his dad. But he's got the title of "Rabbi" a-g Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Djriacen Posted June 14, 2008 Report Share Posted June 14, 2008 hahaha if his kid ever sees that as an adult, he is going to think his father is awesome. last name aside, congrats man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizz Posted June 15, 2008 Report Share Posted June 15, 2008 Either that, or a serious geek. Oh, and V... First babies usually come early. Mine came on the order of 3 weeks early. Dizz tosses Valek a *glowing* [humming] extra soft body pillow. You'll need it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
English lad Posted June 15, 2008 Report Share Posted June 15, 2008 Congratz Valek.... Nothing changes your life like this... Its a tradition in the UK, that you don't announce it until after the first trimester... Being someone who has lost a child in those first precarious three months, I really wish you all the best! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imoutgoodbye Posted June 15, 2008 Author Report Share Posted June 15, 2008 Thanks fellas. We're looking forward to this. Dizz, I got the maternity pillow for her. We went to Bronner's Christmas Store in Frankenmuth today and had a Christmas stocking personally engraved for him. *sigh* A lot less mudding probably in my future. But that'll be more time to teach him. Hopefully V-strain isn't hereditary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rensvert Posted June 15, 2008 Report Share Posted June 15, 2008 Congrats Again Valek even though I knew the babies sex before you posted this I can not say how happy I am for you two. P.S. What are my odds of being the Godfather?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imoutgoodbye Posted June 15, 2008 Author Report Share Posted June 15, 2008 Congrats Again Valek even though I knew the babies sex before you posted this I can not say how happy I am for you two. P.S. What are my odds of being the Godfather?? Ah, I see you make me an offer. There are certain...hmmm...conditions that must be met if you, a Catholic, wishes to be Godfather to this baby, a Lutheran. 1. GROW A PAIR! I mean, a big, brass pair! 2. Never, ever, ever bring up Catholicism as the "true" religion. 3. I have to talk to Hannah. 4. Jews aren't allowed around my kid. 5. Tell the kid how evil I used to be and I kill you. I'll get back to you on the rest later...though, truthfully, when J.R. was looking for a godfather for his baby, I was so pissed I wasn't even considered because I wasn't Catholic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pieman Posted June 15, 2008 Report Share Posted June 15, 2008 4. Jews aren't allowed around my kid. Hehe, with a last name liek Zimmerman that's kind of ironic. Also, if Valek can pump out a kid mudder at age 3 can we snag him a pk shield? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evangelion Posted June 15, 2008 Report Share Posted June 15, 2008 Ah, I see you make me an offer. There are certain...hmmm...conditions that must be met if you, a Catholic, wishes to be Godfather to this baby, a Lutheran. 1. GROW A PAIR! I mean, a big, brass pair! 2. Never, ever, ever bring up Catholicism as the "true" religion. 3. I have to talk to Hannah. 4. Jews aren't allowed around my kid. 5. Tell the kid how evil I used to be and I kill you. I'll get back to you on the rest later...though, truthfully, when J.R. was looking for a godfather for his baby, I was so pissed I wasn't even considered because I wasn't Catholic. Apparently not an offer you couldn't refuse, however. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imoutgoodbye Posted June 15, 2008 Author Report Share Posted June 15, 2008 Hehe, with a last name liek Zimmerman that's kind of ironic. I have an entire genealogy of my family. I know it SEEMS ironic, but, I'm related to the idiot that sent the Zimmerman note to Mexico. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Implementor Anume Posted June 15, 2008 Implementor Report Share Posted June 15, 2008 Congrats, hope all goes well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deykari Posted June 15, 2008 Report Share Posted June 15, 2008 Congratulations. Dey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
corpsestomp Posted June 16, 2008 Report Share Posted June 16, 2008 Ah, I see you make me an offer. There are certain...hmmm...conditions that must be met if you, a Catholic, wishes to be Godfather to this baby, a Lutheran. 1. GROW A PAIR! I mean, a big, brass pair! 2. Never, ever, ever bring up Catholicism as the "true" religion. 3. I have to talk to Hannah. 4. Jews aren't allowed around my kid. 5. Tell the kid how evil I used to be and I kill you. I'll get back to you on the rest later...though, truthfully, when J.R. was looking for a godfather for his baby, I was so pissed I wasn't even considered because I wasn't Catholic. Guess that rules me out? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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