Real Aabahranian Heroes

[Evangelion]

The Forsaken Lands presents Real Aabahranian Heroes. (Real Aabahranian Heroes)

Today we salute you, Mr. Description Nazi. You do what Hitler could only dream of (Can I get a heil), in your valiant attempts to make all inhabitants of this lonely world follow the same format. Twenty new characters, all with descriptions that are inadequate? (Totally subpar) No problem. You'll have it done by lunch. (We're leavin' early tonight!) Some might say that you are an arrogant prick, but not to your face (no, never to your face), because you'll drop them in **** twice as deep as their head. (That's a ton of crap)

So log on and play your game, Mr. Description Nazi. Because anyone can write a description - but it takes a fascist dictator to make them all write it again. (Mr. Description Nazi)

[Evangelion]

The Forsaken Lands presents Real Aabahranian Heroes (Real Aabahranian Heroes).

Today we salute you, Mr. Silent PKer (Mr. Silent PKer). Real men don't need a reason to attack their opponents (never need a reason), and if they have one, they're sure as hell not saying. (My lips are sealed) It's up to you to keep things fresh, exciting, and totally player-killing oriented. (Gotta kill 'em all) Anyone can come up with a reason to kill someone. But it takes a real man to ignore the pleas of a hapless victim as you quietly cut their throat. (Any last words?)

So log on and play your game, Mr. Silent PKer. You may never get a qrace, but you're quick to bash anything that moves and that's got to count for something. (That's gotta count for something).

[a-guitarist]

Hah x100

Very good. I heard the commercial in my head. Thank you.

a-g

[Evangelion]

The Forsaken Lands presents Real Aabahranian Heroes. (Real Aabahranian Heroes)

Today we salute you, Mr. Complex Area Builder. (Mr. Complex Area Builder) When all of your predecessors said no one could make an area larger than 90 rooms (You're pushing the limit) you dared to dream. You knew the limitations of a regular-sized area, and you ignored them. (Don't stop me now). You made an area with 70 rooms, and everyone cheered. (I'm loving this brand new area!) But you weren't satisfied. You said, 'Wait, I think I can still give you twenty more rooms.' (God, we want it) And so the 90 room area was born.

So log on and play your game, Mr. Complex Area Builder. The only credit you'll ever get is on the area list, but at least you'll know you've given us what we've always wished for. Larger tracts of land than we ever dreamed were possible. (We're not talkin' about boobies)

[Evangelion]

The Forsaken Lands presents Real Aabahranian Heroes. (Real Aabahranian Heroes)

Today we salute you, Mr. Qrace Applicant. (Mr. Qrace Applicant) More than any neon sign or ten page application could, your shiny new rares are calling out your name. (Can you hear me Chayesh?) Despite a lack of imaginative roleplay or display of real skill, you'll keep trucking on the path to success. (I'm shooting for the stars) Killing people when they're training, hunting, or just sitting around minding their own business, you keep life interesting between levels 26-30. (Oh it's so exciting) Never fear, dark brethren, your savior is here. (Just like the Batman, only evil)

So log on and play your game, Mr. Qrace Applicant. Because when your application gets rejected, you'll throw a fit. And why? Because despite your genuine lack of ingenuity, you expect to be rewarded for your hard work at keeping people your level miserable. (It's a real tough gig)

[Evangelion]

The Forsaken Lands presents Real Aabahranian Heroes. (Real Aabahranian Heroes)

Today we salute you, Ms. Undead Dominatrix. (What? We're saluting a woman?) Your cold stares one minute, and loving caresses the next, keep us on our toes wondering if we could be having MUD sex with a goddess any minute. (Oh, let's have a quicky) And as we try tirelessly to get into your pants, you make a mockery of our abilities and laugh at our misfortune. (Hah. Triathix got toasted.) Then when we're down and out, you take it upon yourself to build us back up, just so you can ruthlessly tear us down again. (Build me up, buttercup)

So log on and play your game, Ms. Undead Dominatrix. Because even though none of us has a clue what's running through your head, you just keep on cracking that whip. (Do these leather pants make me look fat?)

[Murat]

Thanks for a good laugh

[Pieman]

The Forsaken Lands presents Real Aabahranian Heroes. (Real Aabahranian Heroes)

Today we salute you, Mr. Chronic Rage Deleter. (I ******* hate this char!) You trudged all the way to 50, trained all your skills, and still got demolished by a vampire. (Damn you Inari) And now you are getting a snack in the kicthen as your roller target is set to max with the same thing you just deleted. (I want a sandwich!) You are fully prepared to muck through it all again, and most likely repeat your depressing cycle of deleting. (I still ******* hate this char!)

So log on and play your game, Mr. Chronic Rage Deleter. Because even though you spent countless hours getting to the point you're at, you're completely prepared to do it again, and again. (Sooner or later one will work.)

[Raargant]

The Forsaken Lands presents Real Aabahranian Heroes. (Real Aabahranian Heroes)

Today we salute you, Mr. Qrace Applicant. (Mr. Qrace Applicant) More than any neon sign or ten page application could, your shiny new rares are calling out your name. (Can you hear me Chayesh?) Despite a lack of imaginative roleplay or display of real skill, you'll keep trucking on the path to success. (I'm shooting for the stars) Killing people when they're training, hunting, or just sitting around minding their own business, you keep life interesting between levels 26-30. (Oh it's so exciting) Never fear, dark brethren, your savior is here. (Just like the Batman, only evil)

So log on and play your game, Mr. Qrace Applicant. Because when your application gets rejected, you'll throw a fit. And why? Because despite your genuine lack of ingenuity, you expect to be rewarded for your hard work at keeping people your level miserable. (It's a real tough gig)

I like this one the best.

[Pieman]

The Forsaken Lands presents Real Aabahranian Heroes (Real Aabahranian Heroes).

Today we salute you, Mr. Healer Player (I play a healer). You have a role-play intensive mindset until you see an undead log on (I'm gonna get you), but until that point your main concern is keeping the masses happy and out of an exp pit (You're never on when I need you). You join the academy so that you have no real enemies, but sooner or later some evil char will hate you anyway (That scroll was a lie!) . But you have the fortitude and protective spells that you need to live forever, and you will be bored out of your socks. (Please come RP with me.)

So log on and play your game, Mr. Healer Player. Everyone will make fun of you in game for being a pansy, but sip your tea Mr. Healer Player, and enjoy your sitting around for a long, long, time. (Mr. Tea Drinking Healer Guy!)

[corpsestomp]

The first one was the best.

[Oog]

I keep hearing the tune as I read each one of these.....yummm beer!

[Evangelion]

The Forsaken Lands presents Real Aabahranian Heroes. (Real Aabahranian Heroes)

Today we salute you, Mr. Really Annoying Lowbie (Mr. Really Annoying Lowbie). Regardless of the fact that you don't even have your description done yet, you are more than qualified to call out every high-level character. (Yeah, you're a terrible Tribunal) As soon as you enter the realms, the taunts begin. (Is that all you got, Nexus Leader?) Someday an immortal might teach you a lesson by removing your PK shield. (You can touch me now) But until that day comes, you'll keep on verbally abusing everyone at their peak, knowing full well it's a summit you'll never reach. (You're not getting any higher)

So log on and play your game, Mr. Really Annoying Lowbie. Because we all know that you're going to be stuck for eternity at level 23, criticizing people who could snap you like a twig. (It's time to delete and roll again)

[Nekky]

The Forsaken Lands presents Real Aabahranian Heroes. (Real Aabahranian Heroes)

Today we salute you, Mr. Rule Lawyer. We should all be happy that someone exists who knows the ins and outs, and exact technicalities of all the rules in FL as you. (Out of PK clan member sleeping in the same area as you when you have the standard? Get on that!) We'd all be less rule-abiding players if you weren't there to threaten us with Immortal punishment for something obscure every other moment. (Though you're great at remaining JUST inside the rules yourself, and love to explain how!). Thank you for all the years of keeping us in line.

So log on and play your game, Mr. Rule Lawyer. Because everyone needs to know that every time you're inconvenienced, it was because someone broke a rule, and not because you couldn't just toughen up and deal with it. And that guy who won't defend against five of your cabal mates is a disgrace. (Now, tell him you're getting him banned)

[Evangelion]

The Forsaken Lands presents Real Aabahranian Heroes. (Real Aabahranian Heroes)

Today we salute you, Mr. Description Recycler. (Mr. Description Recycler) Nobody else in MUD history gets as much replay value out of your own characters as you do. (You just keep going and going) Sometimes you even have the guts to try to reuse the same name, regardless of the consequences. (Me, myself and I) Your description wasn't even that good to start with, but you're not going to let that get you down. (I'll just get up again) And when the immortals catch on, you'll take your plausible deniability with you to the grave. (You'll never take me alive)

So log on and play your game, Mr. Description Recycler. Because the process of character generation is just too exciting for you to invest a few minutes in character development. (Don't you know, it never gets old)

[Evangelion]

The Forsaken Lands presents Real Aabahranian Heroes. (Real Aabahranian Heroes)

Today we salute you, Mr. Overzealous RPer. (Mr. Overzealous RPer) You just got to fifty. Who cares? (Say hello to the new guy) You're already in the process of starting your worldwide Dog Show RP plot, and you're going to send as many notes as it takes to get it off the ground. (I just wanna play with the puppies) Even in the middle of a heated battle, you're willing to sacrifice your one chance to flee in favor of an emote. (Brendyn slaps you in the face.) Contrary to popular belief, your goal isn't to satisfy your own hunger. It's to serve everyone else a heaping plate of roleplay, with a piping hot side of forcible interaction. (Check please?)

So log on and play your game, Mr. Overzealous RPer. Because why wait for everyone else to engage themselves in an RP plot, when you can force it on them by flooding them with notes. (Fine, I'll go to the ****ing Dog Show)

[-red-]

The Forsaken Lands presents - Real Aabahranian Heroes (Real Aabahranian Heroes)

Today, we salute YOU Mister Inane Forum Post Maker (Mister Inane Forum Post MAKER!). Thanks to you, members around the globe are treated to such helpful posts as 'wewt', 'cheers', and 'that's what she said' (Who approved this guy anyway?!). Sure you could be playing, but you'd rather throw your two cents in to every single thread, six times (Damn that's whole lotta change!). You troll the boards with an encyclopedia of popular knowledge we'd all rather forget, waiting for that perfect burn, honing your razor sharp e-wit on unsuspecting posters to remind us your still here (OOHH there's a burn right there!). To you, that bright red text is more than a pretty color, it's a badge of honor.

So this one's for you, [RED MARKERED] forum fanboy, because behind every seemingly pointless statement we see... a real man of genius.

[HBwillie]

These are great. Five stars!

[Evangelion]

The Forsaken Lands presents Real Aabahranian Heroes. (Real Aabahranian Heroes)

Today we salute you, Mr. Power Combo Roller. (Look at my l337 skillz!) Without a doubt you are playing the combo with the strongest power peak, 100% of the time. (Can I get an avatar?) The masses will continuously complain about your usage of overpowered skills and discovery of bugs to abuse. (You're such an inspiration) Whenever someone's looking for that new unique, they'll know right where to go - because you've already got it. (Man, where can I get one?) And don't worry. On the off chance someone beats you, you've got another character ready to log on and pound them with. (It's not cheating, it's just backup)

So log on and play your game, Mr. Power Combo Roller. Because when people think they're tough, you show them who's the boss with your tricked out elf avatar Sigil battlemage. (Watch out for my super blades)

[Psycho Child]

Damn I missed these the first go around. Hilarious.

[Guest emp_newb]

The Forsaken Lands presents Real Aabahranian Heroes. (Real Aabahranian Heroes)

Today we salute you, Mr. Constant Forum Whiner. (Man this really sucks) Without a doubt you are playing the weakest combo with the lowest power peak, 100% of the time. (Can I get an freebie?) The masses will continuously anger you with their use of overpowered skills. (Your all a bunch of bastards)

When Vampires, and Avatars collide, your the healer gating away (I cant compete with that) If it where up to you, the only class would be lawn gnome, and the only skill would be play dead (Man, I'm really good)

so log on and play your game, Mr. Constant Forum Whiner. Because when people think they're tough, you show them that the strongest skill in the game is whining on the forums (But man it's just not fair)