Imoutgoodbye Posted June 29, 2008 Report Share Posted June 29, 2008 typing 'freeze 1.' and freezing myself. ROFLMAO! Oh, god, dude...that just made my day! Hmmm....well, guess I better contribute. First time I was ever given the undead quest with a dark-knight, I couldn't figure out what I was doing. And I wound up being PK-ed twice while trying to figure it all out. Needless to say, I decided to attack the pit healer over and over and over.... When I had about twenty four of my corpses or so laying on the ground, an Immortal asked me what I was doing. To which I ever so flippantly asked, "What the hell does it look like?" You can imagine the rest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anoneemus Posted June 29, 2008 Report Share Posted June 29, 2008 ROFLMAO! Oh, god, dude...that just made my day! Hmmm....well, guess I better contribute. First time I was ever given the undead quest with a dark-knight, I couldn't figure out what I was doing. And I wound up being PK-ed twice while trying to figure it all out. Needless to say, I decided to attack the pit healer over and over and over.... When I had about twenty four of my corpses or so laying on the ground, an Immortal asked me what I was doing. To which I ever so flippantly asked, "What the hell does it look like?" You can imagine the rest. Oh wow, that was you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hegemon Posted June 30, 2008 Report Share Posted June 30, 2008 During Halloween Madness, I was rapidly rolling characters, advancing them, and feeding them to a friend, in order to check out malforms. (Hey, anything goes). After each death, I'd quickly delete;delete and then start over. A few days later, I was playing one of my actual characters. I got into a fight, didn't go too well for me, and I died. Not that big a deal, right? Well, I instinctively typed "delete;delete", only this time instead of a throwaway Halloween Character, I lost a fully trained (almost) character I enjoyed playing and had actual plans for. I was not impressed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chromatic Posted June 30, 2008 Report Share Posted June 30, 2008 Well for my first condeath, I had a Watcher Avian Blm who I didn't know how to use. Well I just die to an Trib ogre ranger at their altar, Eshaine tells, "One more and off you go." So here I am thinking I'm gonna make this guy work hard for this one, go out with style and all. So I run back to get the crap outta my corpse and die to the altar. Very anticlimactic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyzarius Posted June 30, 2008 Report Share Posted June 30, 2008 prompt> gr Stytnlye's Group: [50 Nec] Stytnlye 100%hp 100%mana 81%move 541334 xp [52 Mob] A zombie of Traven, the Chieftain of Desolation 100%hp 100% mana 69% mv 0 xp [52 Mob] A zombie of Traven, the Chieftain of Desolation 100%hp 100% mana 69% mv 0 xp [52 Mob] A zombie of Traven, the Chieftain of Desolation 100%hp 100% mana 69% mv 0 xp [50 mob] A Stone Golem 100%hp 100%mana 100%move 0 xp [50 mob] A Flesh Golem 100%hp 100%mana 10%move 0 xp prompt>say I appreciate your opinion on this matter You Project "I appreciate your opinion on this matter" Messalantha says,"We shall meet again, I assure you." prompt>nof A zombie of Traven, the Chieftain of Desolation stops following you. A zombie of Traven, the Chieftain of Desolation slowly fades away. A zombie of Traven, the Chieftain of Desolation stops following you. A zombie of Traven, the Chieftain of Desolation slowly fades away. A zombie of Traven, the Chieftain of Desolation stops following you. A zombie of Traven, the Chieftain of Desolation slowly fades away. A stone golem stops following you. A stone golem slowly fades away. A flesh golem stops following you. A flesh golem slowly fades away. prompt>nod You nod Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyzarius Posted June 30, 2008 Report Share Posted June 30, 2008 The worst mispelled command EVERY. Nof instead of Nod.... prompt> gr Stytnlye's Group: [50 Nec] Stytnlye 100%hp 100%mana 81%move 541334 xp [52 Mob] A zombie of Traven, the Chieftain of Desolation 100%hp 100% mana 69% mv 0 xp [52 Mob] A zombie of Traven, the Chieftain of Desolation 100%hp 100% mana 69% mv 0 xp [52 Mob] A zombie of Traven, the Chieftain of Desolation 100%hp 100% mana 69% mv 0 xp [50 mob] A Stone Golem 100%hp 100%mana 100%move 0 xp [50 mob] A Flesh Golem 100%hp 100%mana 100%move 0 xp prompt>say I appreciate your opinion on this matter You Project "I appreciate your opinion on this matter" Messalantha says,"We shall meet again, I assure you." prompt>nof You no longer accept followers. A zombie of Traven, the Chieftain of Desolation stops following you. A zombie of Traven, the Chieftain of Desolation slowly fades away. A zombie of Traven, the Chieftain of Desolation stops following you. A zombie of Traven, the Chieftain of Desolation slowly fades away. A zombie of Traven, the Chieftain of Desolation stops following you. A zombie of Traven, the Chieftain of Desolation slowly fades away. A stone golem stops following you. A stone golem slowly fades away. A flesh golem stops following you. A flesh golem slowly fades away. prompt>nod You nod. I dont think you can fubar yourself any worse than this...now whenever I type Nof my client comes back in red caps with "PAY ATTENTION DUMBASS" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rethrick Posted July 4, 2008 Report Share Posted July 4, 2008 Latest bonehead move Training at the scarecrows and all my rares are in my inventory and me not thinking about the world shift then.... boom! world shift and I am left with a couple talismans and a glass ring and practice weapons. DUH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lost a major globe, globe elven light ego bodyarmor and a ton of others Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Montahg Posted July 4, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 4, 2008 Latest bonehead move Training at the scarecrows and all my rares are in my inventory and me not thinking about the world shift then.... boom! world shift and I am left with a couple talismans and a glass ring and practice weapons. DUH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lost a major globe, globe elven light ego bodyarmor and a ton of others Thats been happening to me a LOT lately, and I still can't seem to learn from it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vee Posted July 5, 2008 Report Share Posted July 5, 2008 typing 'freeze 1.' and freezing myself. do you by chance remember or where you there when me, Bryntryst, and someone else were immtalking and the other person said something on the newbie chat that he meant to immtalk, something perverse about a dog if i remember correctly, i wish i could find my log of it hehe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iusedtobesomebody Posted July 5, 2008 Report Share Posted July 5, 2008 do you by chance remember or where you there when me' date=' Bryntryst, and someone else were immtalking and the other person said something on the newbie chat that he meant to immtalk, something perverse about a dog if i remember correctly, i wish i could find my log of it hehe.[/quote'] I'm not sure if that was me or not. There were many Newbie chat/IMM chat mistakes, heh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raargant Posted July 5, 2008 Report Share Posted July 5, 2008 I'm not sure if that was me or not. There were many Newbie chat/IMM chat mistakes' date=' heh.[/quote'] Two classics. Chayesh NEWBIE CHATS: I f*cking hate newbs. Razkar(?) NEWBIE CHATS: I love watching Bangbus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a-guitarist Posted July 5, 2008 Report Share Posted July 5, 2008 Newbie prays, "How do I kick dirt?" Vhaekuaziel NEWBIE CHATS: F**cking newbies, always asking this god damned, **** stupid f**cking questions. They should just f**king kill themselves. How f**king dumb are they making kids these days? Vhaekuaziel IMM CHATS: Oh ****.... Very, very funny. Many much laughs on that one. a-g Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anoneemus Posted July 5, 2008 Report Share Posted July 5, 2008 Newbie prays, "How do I kick dirt?" Vhaekuaziel NEWBIE CHATS: F**cking newbies, always asking this god damned, **** stupid f**cking questions. They should just f**king kill themselves. How f**king dumb are they making kids these days? Vhaekuaziel IMM CHATS: Oh ****.... Very, very funny. Many much laughs on that one. a-g Is that a real quote? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rethrick Posted July 5, 2008 Report Share Posted July 5, 2008 one can only hope.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a-guitarist Posted July 5, 2008 Report Share Posted July 5, 2008 It is not 100% accurate. As I can't recall what was really said, but it is REALLY close. Vhaek was on one of his rampages just bad mouthing the world and let something slip on newbie chat. I thought it was hilarious. I'd never seen him drop the F-bomb so much, and then the ensuing appology? That was just gold, too. a-g Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spiegel06 Posted July 5, 2008 Report Share Posted July 5, 2008 I still maintain that I have the trump card of all stupidity in FL. And then I put on a piece of equipment that causes poison - and it can't be removed or uncursed. So what happens? I kill the guy who's wrecking the pbase, full loot his ***, and then BAM. Condie to a piece of his equipment. Well I have something similiar, it was with Raniku my trib and I was fighting an undead ninja, sadly I can not remember his name. But I either captured im or he died but I got some of his eq and I looked at cool mask, spider fangs, and I was like sweet I will put them on. I do and next thing I know I am getting poisoned and he tells me that do I like his mask and said that I could not take it off or uncurse it. So while I wait til I die we have some nice convo. Just can not remember his name I think he was syndicate. But some of my best PK fight and convos was with him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tantangel Posted July 5, 2008 Report Share Posted July 5, 2008 Two classics. Chayesh NEWBIE CHATS: I f*cking hate newbs. Razkar(?) NEWBIE CHATS: I love watching Bangbus. It was Mhalador I believe who said the bangbus but it wasn't that he loved watching it, more that he was doing a search on something and that came up (supposedly). We all know that he was intentionally looking at it though. I've made a few idiotic mistakes, some of which I wont say, but this one time when I was still slightly newer to the game I had to go take a leak and figured no one would find me here (Centaur camp) as I'd only ever seen it once before. Went to the bathroom, came out and was at my pit, some Minotaur Zerker came in while I was in there and slaughtered me in a few rounds and I had nothing in my corpse when I got back. Needless to say I was left by my group because I was wanting armor and they didn't want to take time out of ranking to do it and then the guy who killed me joined them in my place. Wasn't happy in the least. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aulian Posted July 5, 2008 Report Share Posted July 5, 2008 The worst mispelled command EVERY. Nof instead of Nod.... prompt> gr Stytnlye's Group: [50 Nec] Stytnlye 100%hp 100%mana 81%move 541334 xp [52 Mob] A zombie of Traven, the Chieftain of Desolation 100%hp 100% mana 69% mv 0 xp [52 Mob] A zombie of Traven, the Chieftain of Desolation 100%hp 100% mana 69% mv 0 xp [52 Mob] A zombie of Traven, the Chieftain of Desolation 100%hp 100% mana 69% mv 0 xp [50 mob] A Stone Golem 100%hp 100%mana 100%move 0 xp [50 mob] A Flesh Golem 100%hp 100%mana 100%move 0 xp prompt>say I appreciate your opinion on this matter You Project "I appreciate your opinion on this matter" Messalantha says,"We shall meet again, I assure you." prompt>nof You no longer accept followers. A zombie of Traven, the Chieftain of Desolation stops following you. A zombie of Traven, the Chieftain of Desolation slowly fades away. A zombie of Traven, the Chieftain of Desolation stops following you. A zombie of Traven, the Chieftain of Desolation slowly fades away. A zombie of Traven, the Chieftain of Desolation stops following you. A zombie of Traven, the Chieftain of Desolation slowly fades away. A stone golem stops following you. A stone golem slowly fades away. A flesh golem stops following you. A flesh golem slowly fades away. prompt>nod You nod. I dont think you can fubar yourself any worse than this...now whenever I type Nof my client comes back in red caps with "PAY ATTENTION DUMBASS" That is PURE PURE Gold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cephirus Posted July 5, 2008 Report Share Posted July 5, 2008 Ouch... three travens lost, that does suck. I have done similiar, after getting my first traven, was going to come back later and hope there was a world shift. I think nofollow should not release your charmies. That is what the release command is for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evangelion Posted July 5, 2008 Report Share Posted July 5, 2008 And then how do you get rid of that displacer beast that you recalled from Gear without? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pali Posted July 5, 2008 Report Share Posted July 5, 2008 And then how do you get rid of that displacer beast that you recalled from Gear without? Quit? How about separate commands, one that only stops other players from following and one that stops all? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evangelion Posted July 5, 2008 Report Share Posted July 5, 2008 The reason that was changed is to avoid OOC use of the quit command to regain your pets. You really think the IMMs will smile on you quitting to get rid of a pet that you misplaced? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
f0xx Posted July 5, 2008 Report Share Posted July 5, 2008 Huh... no matter how you use the "quit" command it will always have an OOC reason... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evangelion Posted July 5, 2008 Report Share Posted July 5, 2008 Exactly. So don't quit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tassinvegeta Posted July 5, 2008 Report Share Posted July 5, 2008 I remember fighting some shaman as Drayson and having to leave abruptly so I hid on the Eridani and decided to just let him disapear into the void. Too bad I had a high level malform on me and I was decently decked. Guess he found me and killed me and when I logged back in hours/days later, I can't remember. I was completely naked and lost my malform. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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