Evangelion Posted June 30, 2008 Report Share Posted June 30, 2008 Part elf. Part dude. All awesome. Happy birthday, you cheese-eating mother****er. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a-guitarist Posted June 30, 2008 Report Share Posted June 30, 2008 Man, if I were in Madison I'd kick him in the teeth! Then I'd staple salami to his cheeks, so that the salt would seep into the puncture holes from the staples. Then, when he was sleeping, I'd put razor blades between his teeth so when he woke up he'd try to push them out with his tongue... only lacerating his tongue. Then, when he was recovering in the hospital, I'd give him a big hug and say, "Happy birthday, friend!" Have a good one man, you're one of my favorite people 'round here. a-g Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anoneemus Posted June 30, 2008 Report Share Posted June 30, 2008 Hahaha you're so ooooold! Welcome to the > 21 club! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ex-D&Der Posted June 30, 2008 Report Share Posted June 30, 2008 Happy birthday! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elfdude Posted July 3, 2008 Report Share Posted July 3, 2008 Thanks for the b-day wishes dudes, no stories to tell because I can't remember anything hah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iusedtobesomebody Posted July 3, 2008 Report Share Posted July 3, 2008 Bah! Young people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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