mya Posted July 11, 2008 Report Share Posted July 11, 2008 'osage oranges. Very good against bugs. Yeah. on the topic of vegas traps and such' date=' a good way of getting rid of fleas is a bowl of water that has some dish soap in it to cut surface tension, surround it with white paper and put a desk light aimed at it. amazing results.[/quote'] I once slept with one of these under my bed for a week. I hate dogs and those dam Flees. I hate them so much (flees) that i take the time to cut them in half with a knife and dispose each half in a different bathroom. How you cut a flee in half you ask ? First you catch them by hand from your cloths, this is the only way to get them all, and can take a few hours depending on your eyesight. Then you place them in the bathtub, and drown them in alcohol. This will not kill them, merely stun them. Next i cut them in half. Why i do this ? Because i am like chocolate to them, and i hate their bites. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Montahg Posted July 11, 2008 Report Share Posted July 11, 2008 I once slept with one of these under my bed for a week. I hate dogs and those dam Flees. I hate them so much (flees) that i take the time to cut them in half with a knife and dispose each half in a different bathroom. How you cut a flee in half you ask ? First you catch them by hand from your cloths, this is the only way to get them all, and can take a few hours depending on your eyesight. Then you place them in the bathtub, and drown them in alcohol. This will not kill them, merely stun them. Next i cut them in half. Why i do this ? Because i am like chocolate to them, and i hate their bites. Wow...that's borderline insane Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chromatic Posted July 11, 2008 Report Share Posted July 11, 2008 I go to similar extremes with ticks. If I find one on me I get a cap full of peroxide and hold it over the tick and let it soak in and start bubbling up my blood its trying to steal. So it freaks out, pulls it's head out. I put it on the counter and impale it with a red-hot needle and then light it on fire till it pops. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quigt Posted July 11, 2008 Report Share Posted July 11, 2008 When I see beetles on my floor, I get our my katana and cut them in half at the thorax. Then I smash the body with a shoe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deykari Posted July 11, 2008 Report Share Posted July 11, 2008 When I see kittens in the street, I put them in my microwave for 3 minutes on high heat, smother them in mint sauce, maybe have a baked potato on the side, and eat them. Dey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quigt Posted July 11, 2008 Report Share Posted July 11, 2008 When I see kittens in the street, I put them in my microwave for 3 minutes on high heat, smother them in mint sauce, maybe have a baked potato on the side, and eat them. Dey Mint? Really? You chose mint. Of all available sauces, that's the one you pick. Honestly, I'm disgusted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deykari Posted July 11, 2008 Report Share Posted July 11, 2008 I LOVE mint sauce. It compliments the whiskers. Dey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quigt Posted July 11, 2008 Report Share Posted July 11, 2008 I'd say a nice truffle hollandaise would accompany the greasy meat better. And a side of asparagus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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