Ali_gmud Posted July 14, 2008 Report Share Posted July 14, 2008 Match up the keywords of the month, date colour shirt you're wearing, and see what come up for you ( I was extremely bored at work and I think this should be very entertaining ) Month of Birth jan - I slept with feb - I ran naked with march - I slapped a april - I punched a may - I kissed a june - I vomitted on a july - I farted on a august - I licked a steptember - I got naked with october - I wreslted a november - I gagged on a december - I tripped on a Date of Month 1 - A bottle of milk 2 - A planar blade 3 - A elven healer in Knight 4 - A crayon 5 - Paris hilton 6 - A bottle with a dead rat 7 - my computer 8 - A big hairy man 9 - Messalantha 10 - my dog 11 - Pamiyn 12 - A warcraft nerd 13 - Bill gates 14 - the creepy guy at work 15 - Britney spears 16 - Will ferrel 17 - Runarm 18 - Owen Wilson 19 - A chaos scorpian 20 - Aulian 21 - the guy that plays triathix 22 - Jet li 23 - A really bored guy at work 24 - George W Bush 25 - Some trojan guy 26 - A lady named helen 27 - A crystal Ooze 28 - Dane Cook 29 - Mephizex 30 - my boss 31 - Ceria the gigglier Colour tshirt your wearing Blue - Because I'm sexy like that green - Because I hit the mud every day brown - Because I'm just straight up the man yellow - Because I'm one sick bastard red - Because I drowl when I talk orange - Because I have amazing boobies mithril- because I because I like Mithril purple - Because I'm a gay black - Because I believe in a thing called love white - Because I think Chayesh is a real hottie other - Because when I get ministered, I smash my keyboard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deykari Posted July 14, 2008 Report Share Posted July 14, 2008 I slept with Will Ferrel because when I get ministered, I smash my keyboard. Dey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imoutgoodbye Posted July 14, 2008 Report Share Posted July 14, 2008 bleh.... I slept with the creepy guy at work because I believe in love. Oh, wait...I am the creepy guy at work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deykari Posted July 14, 2008 Report Share Posted July 14, 2008 Aww man, save that for your own time at home with a porno, not in the workplace! Dey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bl3h Posted July 14, 2008 Report Share Posted July 14, 2008 I wrestled the creepy guy at work because when I get ministered I smash my keyboard.. haha Awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ali_gmud Posted July 14, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 14, 2008 I slept with a crayon because I hit the mud everyday EDIT: keep'em coming, each one cracks me right up even though some are stupid and don't make sense, it's still a lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizz Posted July 14, 2008 Report Share Posted July 14, 2008 I kissed a Messalantha Because I have amazing boobies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aulian Posted July 14, 2008 Report Share Posted July 14, 2008 theres no 17th... muppets. I got naked with Because I'm sexy like that... Ps: I'm awesome. I made the list Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-red- Posted July 14, 2008 Report Share Posted July 14, 2008 I slapped a bottle of milk because I'm sexy like that. ...:confused: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HBwillie Posted July 14, 2008 Report Share Posted July 14, 2008 I kissed a George W Bush Because I think Chayesh is a real hottie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dale Posted July 14, 2008 Report Share Posted July 14, 2008 I slept with paris hilton because I believe in a thing called love. On my birthday! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KRins Posted July 14, 2008 Report Share Posted July 14, 2008 I slept with a bottle of milk because I'm just straight up the man. At least I'm not dropping to GDub's level. Honestly HBWillie...making out with a chimp? You can do better... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Professor Posted July 14, 2008 Report Share Posted July 14, 2008 I gagged on a planar blade.......cause I believe in a thing called LOVE! What I would'nt do.....boggles..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
corpsestomp Posted July 14, 2008 Report Share Posted July 14, 2008 I believe in a thing called love...just listen to the rhythm of you heart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ali_gmud Posted July 15, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 15, 2008 I asked my mate at work wot his story was he was like.. apparently I got naked with a chaos scorpian, dude wtf is a chaos scorpian, I added in number 17# for you aulian. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladyoki Posted July 15, 2008 Report Share Posted July 15, 2008 I ran naked with Jet li because I believe in a thing called love Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killalou Posted July 15, 2008 Report Share Posted July 15, 2008 I triped on a crayon because im one sick bastard. ...Indeed... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ali_gmud Posted July 15, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 15, 2008 So that's what jet li does when he isn't kicking ***.... so many questions answered Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cephirus Posted July 15, 2008 Report Share Posted July 15, 2008 I gagged on a really bored guy at work, because I'm sexy like that..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deykari Posted July 15, 2008 Report Share Posted July 15, 2008 I gagged on a really bored guy at work' date=' because I'm sexy like that.....[/quote'] Rofl. We have the winner. Dey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ali_gmud Posted July 15, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 15, 2008 hahahah yeh I was running out of ideas, so I just put in the bored guy at work... being me.. soo... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andre Posted July 15, 2008 Report Share Posted July 15, 2008 I vomitted on a A big hairy man Because I'm a gay Nah man thats not right Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VileDeception98 Posted July 15, 2008 Report Share Posted July 15, 2008 I kissed a chaos scorpian because I am straight up the MAN! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bl3h Posted July 15, 2008 Report Share Posted July 15, 2008 I vomitted on a A big hairy man Because I'm a gay Nah man thats not right That's sounds about right to me.. Was it Russel? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mudder Posted July 15, 2008 Report Share Posted July 15, 2008 I kissed a Britney spears Because I'm sexy like that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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