Deykari Posted July 18, 2008 Report Share Posted July 18, 2008 Okay ugys, let me tell you a story. Once, three kittens stood in a circle. Thejey said to each other, "Hey, why can't we belike other kittens? you know, the ones that kitten about, making kitten joekes and having kitten fun with each other?" The frst kitten says "becausewe're mega turbo kittens. we do mega turbo kitten things and as suhc we cant mingle with tehe bog-standard kittens." the sercond kitten says "we love kittens. i wish i wasn't a mega-turbo kitten sometimes, so i could mingle with the other normal kittens." the third, hoewver, has an epihpany. "but what if we become anti-mega-turbo kittens adn do antimegaturbo kitten things, like, be all anti-mega-turbo kitteny?" the first two kittens say, "wow i love that. lets do it." they go out, and like, be all anti-mega-turbo-kitteny. they bump into jasper the Rabbit, who says "hey guys. I'm a rabbit.cna i be all anti-turbo-mega-kittteny with you?" the kittens get together like a group of company businessmen. for some reason, they are now wearing suits. roll withi t. "umm, we cant let a rabibta jonin our super group." they say. "lets start a band." they start a band called "kittalica" and perform loads of songs like "Call of the kitthulu" and "The kitten remains" and get really famousa and stuff. next day, the cat says "wow, wer're rabbits." he geos on ebAy and buys some rabbit oufights and they dress as rabbits and then go out. after that, well, as they say, the rest is hstpry. moral of the story? "two is company. but threes a crowd" deyT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pieman Posted July 18, 2008 Report Share Posted July 18, 2008 Stop drinking and take a nap, or keep drinking till you fall asleep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deykari Posted July 18, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 18, 2008 Eurgh. I wish it was possible to delete threads. Dey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Implementor Anume Posted July 18, 2008 Implementor Report Share Posted July 18, 2008 Oh it is, but reading your drunken posts is usually worth a laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twinblades713 Posted July 19, 2008 Report Share Posted July 19, 2008 What happened to the rabbits?! CHAPTER 2 DEY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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