Twinblades713 Posted July 22, 2008 Report Share Posted July 22, 2008 Shoulda latched them in with an unlimited plan. "Here's 300$. You have to stay with me all night, do whatever I do, and look stupid next to me so I look a little cooler." It'll pay for itself. Trust me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deykari Posted July 22, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 22, 2008 Duh, what do you take me for, a guy with real friends? Look, stop trying to teach grandma to suck eggs. I've been paying for friends for years now and know a thing or two, okay? Dey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twinblades713 Posted July 22, 2008 Report Share Posted July 22, 2008 Duh, what do you take me for, a guy with real friends? Look, stop trying to teach grandma to suck eggs. I've been paying for friends for years now and know a thing or two, okay? Dey Any tips? All my friends are lobsters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deykari Posted July 22, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 22, 2008 Start small. You need to build your rep. I started with a guy from Macedonia who couldn't speak a word of English but once word got around I was a heavy hitter in the friend purchasing community, people were throwing themselves at me. Dey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twinblades713 Posted July 22, 2008 Report Share Posted July 22, 2008 Start small. You need to build your rep. I started with a guy from Macedonia who couldn't speak a word of English but once word got around I was a heavy hitter in the friend purchasing community, people were throwing themselves at me. Dey Man, you musta been lucky though. Those Macedonian guys are rare. Real cool cats they are. The lobsters don't do much. But they're practically free. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KRins Posted July 22, 2008 Report Share Posted July 22, 2008 Well Dey...you are a braver man than my ex-buddy was. He tried the lie like hell tactic...got his car repainted after it was repainted, snatched out of his car window, and summarily beaten in a parking lot. I considered making a crack about buying friends until I realized I don't see a lot of my friends unless I recent bought beer or liquor...epic fail... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brsingr Posted July 25, 2008 Report Share Posted July 25, 2008 well. good that it ended like it did. I was gonna say flee the country/state/province. that's what i did. if anyone remembers that thread a long time ago, i did end up w/ my best friends sister, so i just moved to georgia before anyone found out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mudder Posted July 25, 2008 Report Share Posted July 25, 2008 The route I would have gone? Talk to the girl. Just explain that it was a mistake and that you could never do that to your buddy. Apologise to her and say that hes one of your good friends and that you can't do that to your friendship. What will happen? She will not feel bad, she will keep quiet. No one else has to know. *shrug* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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