Rensvert Posted July 25, 2008 Report Share Posted July 25, 2008 *Stands up* Now If I can get everyone's attention. Well I dont know half of you half as well as I should like and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve *smiles*, but today I have the profound honor of giving Valek his rightful earned best man speech. Now it is the norm for me to poke fun at all of Valek's past girl friends but personally I find that somewhat vulgar and disrespectful to his bride so all I will say is Valek #432 was the right one. Now before I end this toast I will have to say Valek the one piece of advice I can give you is, well ' The best way to remember you anniversary, is to forget it once.' But in all seriousness Valek Congrats, and I wish you the best of luck with your new bride. *raises his glass* Cheers!! Now go PK somebody. Rens Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deykari Posted July 25, 2008 Report Share Posted July 25, 2008 Congratulations, and all the best to you. Dey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imoutgoodbye Posted July 25, 2008 Report Share Posted July 25, 2008 Leaving for the magistrate's office right now. Rensvert was actually on time. I almost passed out. Adios, bachelor status. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a-guitarist Posted July 25, 2008 Report Share Posted July 25, 2008 Always a groomsman, never a groom.... hah, suckers! a-g Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imoutgoodbye Posted July 25, 2008 Report Share Posted July 25, 2008 Always a groomsman, never a groom.... hah, suckers! a-g *tosses a-g the garter* Tough luck, buddy. You're next. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Implementor Anume Posted July 25, 2008 Implementor Report Share Posted July 25, 2008 Cheers and congrats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KRins Posted July 26, 2008 Report Share Posted July 26, 2008 Congrats you crazy preachin' fool. You had better play that Shout song at least once today...it's an American wedding institution. That might actually explain our insane divorce rate...In all seriousness, the best to you and your bride. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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