Deykari Posted July 28, 2008 Report Share Posted July 28, 2008 If Forsaken Lands was an Xbox game, and had its own list of achievements, each with values of gamerpoints, what do you think some of those achievements would be? Multi-killing and looting Pali so much that he WISHES God existed - 25 points (24 for making him wish God existed and 1 for multi-killing, we all know how much of a newb he is ) Buying a character from Zrothum - 5 points etc. Dey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twinblades713 Posted July 28, 2008 Report Share Posted July 28, 2008 Ok, but nobody can label anything as priceless. That's cheesy. Getting a pk when I look away from the screen. 15 points. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pali Posted July 28, 2008 Report Share Posted July 28, 2008 When's the last time one of your chars killed one of mine, Dey? That's what I thought. P.S. And it depends what god you're talking about... I figure Loki and I would get along great. P.P.S. Killing one of Old Man's chars - 1000 points. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deykari Posted July 28, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 28, 2008 Come on, let me have my dreams, the only times I ever get to bring the likes of yourself down are in my own little fantasy world. Dey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pali Posted July 28, 2008 Report Share Posted July 28, 2008 Come on, let me have my dreams, the only times I ever get to bring the likes of yourself down are in my own little fantasy world. Dey Which, amusingly enough, is not FL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deykari Posted July 28, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 28, 2008 That's the last time I make a sarcastic comment about Pali's PK ability. Dey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pali Posted July 28, 2008 Report Share Posted July 28, 2008 First rule of mockery: do not leave yourself open to counterattack along the exact same lines. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deykari Posted July 28, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 28, 2008 Mockery? It was supposed to be a disguised compliment! Dey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pali Posted July 28, 2008 Report Share Posted July 28, 2008 Play a faerie as a thief some time instead of as a zerk, learn how to disguise properly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deykari Posted July 28, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 28, 2008 Okay, let's stick to our respective specialist areas here, mine being the dire PKer. Playing a Faerie Zerk gave me a TON more scope to blame a mass of deaths on the combo which wouldn't have been as feasible with a Faerie Thief. Dey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pali Posted July 28, 2008 Report Share Posted July 28, 2008 *laughs* So what's my specialist area? Quasi-Borg necromancers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deykari Posted July 28, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 28, 2008 Isn't it poking? There's an achievement for 1,000 pokes out there somewhere... Dey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pali Posted July 28, 2008 Report Share Posted July 28, 2008 I think I already got that one... though, it has been a while since I've poked anyone. In game, that is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deykari Posted July 28, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 28, 2008 Heh, out of game, that would be an impressive achievement. Dey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pali Posted July 28, 2008 Report Share Posted July 28, 2008 At least I don't need them drunk before I poke them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deykari Posted July 28, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 28, 2008 Generally speaking, nobody does when they're paying for it. Dey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pali Posted July 28, 2008 Report Share Posted July 28, 2008 I'm way too broke to be paying for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deykari Posted July 28, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 28, 2008 I'm way too broke to be getting girls drunk for it. Dey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pali Posted July 28, 2008 Report Share Posted July 28, 2008 I never said you got them drunk, just that you needed to find them drunk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deykari Posted July 28, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 28, 2008 So what's your point? It didn't cost me a penny. Infact, SHE paid for the beer that we were drinking. I fail to see the negatives. Dey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pali Posted July 28, 2008 Report Share Posted July 28, 2008 She was so desparate that she was paying? Damn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deykari Posted July 28, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 28, 2008 I'm going to take that as a compliment towards me and not a comment towards her sexual activity. Dey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shinth Posted July 28, 2008 Report Share Posted July 28, 2008 Paying girls to get poked. 50 points. Getting them drunk to poke them. 25 points. Girls paying to get themselves drunk and poked. Priceless. There you have it. EDIT: 1. Getting to pinn for the first time. 50 points. 2. Gettings your first pk. 30 points. 3. Gettings pked for the first time. 10 points. My gamescore: 1. 0 points. 2. 30 points. 3. 10 points. Special bonus for finding the best hiding place - 100 points. Special Dey bonus - 15 points. Total: 155 points. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pali Posted July 28, 2008 Report Share Posted July 28, 2008 I'm going to take that as a compliment towards me and not a comment towards her sexual activity. Dey Reminds me of a basic rule on how women should take any statement a guy makes: If it can be interpreted in two ways, and one of those ways is offensive to you, I meant the other one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deykari Posted July 28, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 28, 2008 Paying girls to get poked. 50 points. Getting them drunk to poke them. 25 points. Girls paying to get themselves drunk and poked. Priceless. There you have it. Rofl, you get 15 points for making me laugh out loud in my office. People are looking at me wondering what's so funny about the Excel spreadsheet I alt-tabbed to. Dey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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