Deykari Posted July 28, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 28, 2008 Reminds me of a basic rule on how women should take any statement a guy makes: If it can be interpreted in two ways' date=' and one of those ways is offensive to you, I meant the other one.[/quote'] Which reminds me of another rule to keep in mind. If a guy makes a statement that can be interpreted in many ways, and one of those ways is offensive to her, then regardless of however the statement was intended, she will interpret it as the offensive and you will find yourself in the doghouse. Dey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deykari Posted July 28, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 28, 2008 EDIT: 1. Getting to pinn for the first time. 50 points. 2. Gettings your first pk. 30 points. 3. Gettings pked for the first time. 10 points. My gamescore: 1. 0 points. 2. about 120 points. 3. 60 points. Special bonus for finding the best hiding place - 100 points. Special Dey bonus - 15 points. Total: 295 points. How did you get your first PK four times and get PKed for the first time, six times? Dey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shinth Posted July 28, 2008 Report Share Posted July 28, 2008 How did you get your first PK four times and get PKed for the first time, six times? Dey ****, you're right! Edited. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deykari Posted July 28, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 28, 2008 ”Like a virgin…” – Get your first PK – 5 Pinnacle – Get your first 50 – 5 Addict – Get your 20th 50 – 25 The Aulian Award – Get your 15th Watcher Druid – 25 King of the Hill – Get Leader in a cabal – 15 King of the World – Have had a Leader in all cabals – 50 Shame they’ve gone… – Condeath a character – 2 Glad they’ve gone… – Condeath a character without a single PK to their name – 2 Get a some friends – Play FL for 12+ hours straight – 2 Get a life – Fully train every skill/spell/song on a character, including cabal and other special abilities if applicable – 2 Cliché – Send in an application for Undead/Demon/Vamp/Lich that states you killed your parents – 2 Killing Spree! – Attain 10 kills in a row – 10 Rampage! – Attain 25 kills in a row – 25 Dominating! – Attain 50 kills in a row – 50 GODLIKE! – Attain 100+ kills in a row – 100 Multi-kill! – Face off against 2+ caballers/a gang, alone, and kill them all – 5 M-M-M-MONSTER KILL! – face off against 4+ caballers/a gang, alone, and kill them all – 40 Intrepid Explorer – Know Dischord, Desolation, Winter + the three factions, Gear, Avalon and Order like the back of your hand – 10 In the Shadows – Assassinate somebody – 5 The Undying – Become an Immortal – 55 Dog the Bounty Hunter – Have an Alsatian pet deliver the finishing blow prior to taking someone’s bounty – 60 Bounty the Dog Hunter – Bounty a character for killing your Alsatian pet – 50 Pandemic – Indirectly kill somebody as a result of them catching your plague from a mob/another player – 40 The Balinor Award – Play a rubbish Vampire – 1 ”So do you come here often?” – Have full MUDsex – 100 ”It happens to everyone, don’t worry... – Disappoint your partner during full MUDsex – 1 Saw V – Be victim to The Carnifex – 15 Dracula – Have a Vampire – 15 Night of the Living Dead – Have an Undead – 15 The Lich King – Have a Lich – 15 ”Mommy, can I have an axe for Christmas?” – Have a Demon – 15 For Irumeru! – Have an Avatar – 15 Mystic Meg – Have a Psi – 15 Siege of Antioch – Have a Crusader – 15 - Poverty – Die as a result of just hunger and thirst – 3 No fear – Had 100+ challenges on one WM without any rejections - 35 Power Hungry – Coup a cabal Elder or Leader – 60 Got milk? – Had 50+ bottles of milk on your person – 5 Master Questor – Have over 50 quests on one character – 50 The End – Kill the end boss on Insane difficulty – 50 Dey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iusedtobesomebody Posted July 28, 2008 Report Share Posted July 28, 2008 Hrm, total 364. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deykari Posted July 28, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 28, 2008 Get your first PK – 5 Get your first 50 – 5 Condeath a character – 2 Condeath a character without a single PK to their name – 2 Play FL for 12+ hours straight – 2 Send in an application for Undead/Demon/Vamp/Lich that states you killed your parents – 2 Attain 10 kills in a row – 10 Attain 25 kills in a row – 25 Face off against 2+ caballers/a gang, alone, and kill them all – 5 Assassinate somebody – 5 Become an Immortal – 55 Be victim to The Carnifex – 15 Have an Undead – 15 Have a Demon – 15 Have an Avatar – 15 Die as a result of just hunger and thirst – 3 Had 100+ challenges on one WM without any rejections - 35 Have over 50 quests on one character – 50 266 for me. Dey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shinth Posted July 28, 2008 Report Share Posted July 28, 2008 ”Like a virgin…” – Get your first PK – 5 Damn, now I feel bad. ”So do you come here often?” – Have full MUDsex – 100 ”It happens to everyone, don’t worry... – Disappoint your partner during full MUDsex – 1 Get a life – Fully train every skill/spell/song on a character, including cabal and other special abilities if applicable – 2 Rofl. Although I have mastered almost 50% of my skills/spells. On my cleric. :confused: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deykari Posted July 28, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 28, 2008 Better than I did, my first character condied with 0 kills. Dey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shinth Posted July 28, 2008 Report Share Posted July 28, 2008 Better than I did, my first character condied with 0 kills. Dey You suck! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KRins Posted July 28, 2008 Report Share Posted July 28, 2008 You suck! Quick learner! j/k j/k... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iyorvin Posted July 28, 2008 Report Share Posted July 28, 2008 Everytime Acerbity goes from female to male: -500pts to the entire pbase Everytime Celerity goes from male to female: -500pts to the entire pbase Everytime I show my pick: +1000pts to the eyes of every viewer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evangelion Posted July 28, 2008 Report Share Posted July 28, 2008 Everytime Acerbity goes from female to male: -500pts to the entire pbase Epic win. This thread delivers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deykari Posted July 28, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 28, 2008 I'm guessing Acerbity's gender remains unknown then? A confused Dey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shinth Posted July 28, 2008 Report Share Posted July 28, 2008 I have to ask, who is this Acerbity? Or Celerity? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KRins Posted July 28, 2008 Report Share Posted July 28, 2008 Celerity is our resident beauty with demon eyes. Acerbity...no clue Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spiegel06 Posted July 28, 2008 Report Share Posted July 28, 2008 Celerity is purty. but anywho ”Like a virgin…” – Get your first PK – 5 Pinnacle – Get your first 50 – 5 Addict – Get your 20th 50 – 25 Shame they’ve gone… – Condeath a character – 2 Glad they’ve gone… – Condeath a character without a single PK to their name – 2 Get a some friends – Play FL for 12+ hours straight – 2 Multi-kill! – Face off against 2+ caballers/a gang, alone, and kill them all – 5 Pandemic – Indirectly kill somebody as a result of them catching your plague from a mob/another player – 40 (would that count from killing you Dey?) Poverty – Die as a result of just hunger and thirst – 3 Got milk? – Had 50+ bottles of milk on your person – 5 94 with Pandemic 54 with out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deykari Posted July 28, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 28, 2008 Acerbity used to play here and post on forums sometime back. No idea if he/she still plays or not, or if he/she is on the forums as a different alias. Dey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deykari Posted July 28, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 28, 2008 Pandemic – Indirectly kill somebody as a result of them catching your plague from a mob/another player – 40 (would that count from killing you Dey?) Heh, I actually completely forgot about that until just now. Yup, that counts. Dey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evangelion Posted July 28, 2008 Report Share Posted July 28, 2008 Acerbity used to be Amez who used to be Tersiah who used to be FelixSigil. There was some confusion two or three years ago, because he/she represented themselves as a female. Then it was revealed that he/she was a male. But we still say he/she in case anything changes. Explaining takes all the fun out of the joke though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pali Posted July 28, 2008 Report Share Posted July 28, 2008 ”Like a virgin…” – Get your first PK – 5 Pinnacle – Get your first 50 – 5 Addict – Get your 20th 50 – 25 Get a some friends – Play FL for 12+ hours straight – 2 Killing Spree! – Attain 10 kills in a row – 10 Rampage! – Attain 25 kills in a row – 25 Dominating! – Attain 50 kills in a row – 50 Multi-kill! – Face off against 2+ caballers/a gang, alone, and kill them all – 5 M-M-M-MONSTER KILL! – face off against 4+ caballers/a gang, alone, and kill them all – 40 In the Shadows – Assassinate somebody – 5 Pandemic – Indirectly kill somebody as a result of them catching your plague from a mob/another player – 40 ”So do you come here often?” – Have full MUDsex – 100 Saw V – Be victim to The Carnifex – 15 Night of the Living Dead – Have an Undead – 15 ”Mommy, can I have an axe for Christmas?” – Have a Demon – 15 Poverty – Die as a result of just hunger and thirst – 3 Got milk? – Had 50+ bottles of milk on your person – 5 The End – Kill the end boss on Insane difficulty – 50 For Mystic Meg – Have a Psi – 15, do 1.0 psis count? If so, 360. Else, 345. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shinth Posted July 28, 2008 Report Share Posted July 28, 2008 Acerbity used to be Amez who used to be Tersiah who used to be FelixSigil. There was some confusion two or three years ago, because he/she represented themselves as a female. Then it was revealed that he/she was a male. But we still say he/she in case anything changes. Explaining takes all the fun out of the joke though. Aaah, I get it now, had a lot of those in the last mud I played, even one he/she/it player (don't ask). From my experience, a female char is played by a male when: - she hits on you from the first moment you meet. 50% probability, 50% probability of just being a horny kid (praise be the Lord, for I haven't met any of those here.) - she has a provocative/explicit/revealing description. See above. - she acts like a male -> male! - she acts too much like a female -> male! - she is good at pk -> male! I don't want to offend anyone with this one, but it has been proven to me many times in the past. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pali Posted July 28, 2008 Report Share Posted July 28, 2008 - she is good at pk -> male! I don't want to offend anyone with this one' date=' but it has been proven to me many times in the past.[/quote'] I REALLY hope Celerity's playing a fire warrior when you first meet her in game... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evangelion Posted July 28, 2008 Report Share Posted July 28, 2008 Also, this was not so simple as just a male playing a female character. This was a male who impersonated a female on the forums, on AIM, and in every contact with people here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deykari Posted July 28, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 28, 2008 Pali, if you had full MUDsex you can never comment on my sexual activity/behaviour ever again. Dey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shinth Posted July 28, 2008 Report Share Posted July 28, 2008 I REALLY hope Celerity's playing a fire warrior when you first meet her in game... HE doesn't know my char's name! Hopefully. EDIT: thanks for the heads-up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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