Imoutgoodbye Posted August 8, 2008 Report Share Posted August 8, 2008 SO TIRED! Never have kids. Never have sex. I am becomming a born again virgin. WAH WAH WAH! When I start work again this will be so crummy. Last night I just wanted to kill myself. You know' date=' take a plunger and ram it up my rectum. Paper cut myself and pour acid all over my body. Take a hammer and slowly smash all my fingers and toes. Grate my teath until they shatter. But then, you look at her, and for some stupid reason it's all worth it.[/quote'] Oh, god, you're giving me nightmares already...and I have two months to go.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The End Posted August 8, 2008 Report Share Posted August 8, 2008 I thought we agreed on Dobson Kirique Bob Loblaw... WTF MAN? I smoked a cigar for ya, seeing as how you didn't mention to send one. When 's the weddin? I gotta take time off for that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zrothum Posted August 8, 2008 Report Share Posted August 8, 2008 Pictures.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anoneemus Posted August 8, 2008 Report Share Posted August 8, 2008 Pictures.... Already? I was going to wait at least until she's 16. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zrothum Posted August 8, 2008 Report Share Posted August 8, 2008 She's way too young for me, Festy knows that. She hasn't even hit menopause yet...waste of my time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iyorvin Posted August 8, 2008 Author Report Share Posted August 8, 2008 http://s58.photobucket.com/albums/g272/Festorvian/?action=view¤t=Picture244.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyzarius Posted August 8, 2008 Report Share Posted August 8, 2008 just wait till that "tiny thing" can devour every bit of food in your house and then complain about it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KRins Posted August 8, 2008 Report Share Posted August 8, 2008 The caption is great! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elfdude Posted August 8, 2008 Report Share Posted August 8, 2008 haha hell yea, I actually laughed when I read it too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
corpsestomp Posted August 8, 2008 Report Share Posted August 8, 2008 That's a beautiful kid, Iyorvin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ex-D&Der Posted August 10, 2008 Report Share Posted August 10, 2008 Festy: Buy the DVD from this website: http://www.thehappiestbaby.com/ It has been a lifesaver with our little bundle of joy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anoneemus Posted August 10, 2008 Report Share Posted August 10, 2008 Wow. I want to buy that DVD and I don't even have kids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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