Social Experiment.

[a-guitarist]

So, this is my experiment in "Teh Funeny"

Did I fail? (pages to come)

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Language. Sexual reference. Fueled slightly by beer and boredom.

[a-guitarist]

So, with my first subjects I'll share: WC (my brother) and an old friend of mine from high school.

WC is what I thought the typical response would be.... I was wrong.

(8:24:24 PM) Im A Basilisk: ssssssssssss

(8:25:01 PM) WarriorCleric: yes?

(8:25:11 PM) Im A Basilisk:

(8:25:15 PM) Im A Basilisk: see that?

(8:25:38 PM) WarriorCleric: yeah...

(8:25:48 PM) Im A Basilisk: sucker, you've been turned to stone.

(8:26:06 PM) WarriorCleric: alright, that made me laugh

(8:26:11 PM) Im A Basilisk: you can't talk. You looked into the basilisk's eyes.

(8:26:14 PM) Im A Basilisk: you're stone

Random Vic... friend from school. I was blocked after this.

(8:12:19 PM) Im A Basilisk: ssssssssssssss

(8:12:26 PM) Random Victim: ?

(8:12:28 PM) Random Victim: lol

(8:12:32 PM) Im A Basilisk:

(8:12:38 PM) Im A Basilisk: you've peered into my eyes. Thanks, sucker.

(8:12:58 PM) Random Victim: i have no idea who you are

(8:13:08 PM) Im A Basilisk: shut up

(8:13:11 PM) Im A Basilisk: you're stone now, you can't talk.

(8:13:18 PM) Random Victim: LoLzz!! STONES!!!!

(8:15:11 PM) Random Victim: well this could surely qualify for the most useless conversation i've had in awhile

(8:16:12 PM) Im A Basilisk: ...

(8:16:17 PM) Im A Basilisk: Does no one understand the rules?

(8:16:25 PM) Im A Basilisk: You're stone. I turned you to stone. No talking. Period

(8:17:37 PM) Random Victim: lol GOOD BYE THEN!

[a-guitarist]

Deykari was a TON of fun. I laughed, hopefully he did, too.

(8:10:58 PM) Im A Basilisk: sssssssssss

(8:12:45 PM) Deykari: sssssssssss

(8:12:50 PM) Deykari: sss sssss s sssss!!

(8:12:52 PM) Im A Basilisk:

(8:12:56 PM) Im A Basilisk: You've just peered into my eyes.

(8:12:58 PM) Im A Basilisk: Sucker.

(8:13:20 PM) Deykari: :-(

(8:13:21 PM) Deykari: Who's this?

(8:13:25 PM) Im A Basilisk: ...

(8:13:31 PM) Im A Basilisk: you don't realize how this works, do you? I just turned you to stone.

(8:13:38 PM) Im A Basilisk: stone's can't talk.

(8:13:40 PM) Deykari: Sorry.

(8:13:53 PM) Deykari:

(8:13:57 PM) Deykari:

(8:15:40 PM) Deykari: But seriously, who is tihs?

(8:15:53 PM) Im A Basilisk: jesus ****ing chirst.

(8:15:59 PM) Im A Basilisk: limey brits don't know the god damned rules

(8:16:05 PM) Im A Basilisk: SHUT UP! YOU'RE A STONE!

(8:16:10 PM) Deykari: I'm no stone.

(8:16:19 PM) Deykari: I didn't peer into your eyes.

(8:16:46 PM) Im A Basilisk: allow me to bring into evidence...

(8:17:04 PM) Im A Basilisk: coversation 8:12:52 - 8:13:21

(8:17:05 PM) Im A Basilisk: (8:12:52 PM) Im A Basilisk:

(8:12:56 PM) Im A Basilisk: You've just peered into my eyes.

(8:12:58 PM) Im A Basilisk: Sucker.

(8:13:20 PM) Deykari: :-(

(8:13:21 PM) Deykari: Who's this?

(8:17:26 PM) Deykari: The sad face? Me asking who you are?

(8:17:32 PM) Deykari: I still didn't look into your eyes.

(8:18:16 PM) Im A Basilisk: I'm sorry.

(8:18:21 PM) Im A Basilisk: But the rules are the rules.

(8:18:25 PM) Im A Basilisk: I don't make them.

(8:18:32 PM) Im A Basilisk: Can't hate the player, just hate the game.

(8:18:40 PM) Im A Basilisk: If it were up to me, I'd let you remain flesh.

(8:18:43 PM) Im A Basilisk: but, it's not. So, you're stone.

(8:18:51 PM) Deykari: I'm not hating the player, I just didn't look into your eyes. ;-)

(8:18:51 PM) Im A Basilisk: Deal with it, I guess is the best advice.

(8:18:58 PM) Im A Basilisk: Life as a stone isn't a bad one.

(8:19:02 PM) Im A Basilisk: you can hold down important documents.

(8:19:07 PM) Deykari: Birds **** on you.

(8:19:12 PM) Deykari: Dogs piss on your leg.

(8:19:24 PM) Deykari: All in all, that's a bad life if you ask me.

(8:19:49 PM) Im A Basilisk: but you maintain the test of time.

(8:20:04 PM) Im A Basilisk: I'm not saying it's all Vorpal swords and blowjobs.

(8:20:10 PM) Im A Basilisk: but, it's an honourable posistion in life.

(8:20:23 PM) Deykari: I'd sooner drop dead in 50 years and not be stone.

(8:20:43 PM) Im A Basilisk: Well, you had that option

(8:20:46 PM) Im A Basilisk: then you looked into my eyes.

(8:21:06 PM) Deykari: I still have it. I'm talking to you, a Basilisk, through AIM.

(8:21:17 PM) Deykari: Now, throw a webcam into the mix and we have an entirely different story.

(8:21:47 PM) Deykari: However for all you know, I hold the trump card, and I could really be a 62 year old perverted old man

from East Timor.

(8:22:50 PM) Im A Basilisk: You're form Hull, bitch.

(8:23:01 PM) Im A Basilisk: Now.

(8:23:09 PM) Im A Basilisk: webcam schmebcam

(8:23:19 PM) Im A Basilisk: in today's wold.... technology reigns supreme

(8:23:29 PM) Im A Basilisk: the tech world evolves like the real one.

(8:23:45 PM) Im A Basilisk: so... what we have is Technological fantasy coming into the real world by the tech world.

(8:24:00 PM) Im A Basilisk: I just evolved from books and looking at people in them, to looking at people over sent packets in

a data stream.

(8:24:52 PM) Deykari: That's great, but if I were stone, I wouldn't be able to type now.

(8:25:16 PM) Deykari: Making you one of the, if not, the most inadequate basilisk ever to have existed.

(8:25:32 PM) Im A Basilisk: see, this is the problem with the rules

(8:25:37 PM) Im A Basilisk: always some chump wanting to break them.

(8:26:05 PM) Deykari: I know, shocking.

(8:27:23 PM) Im A Basilisk: well.

(8:27:54 PM) Im A Basilisk: I guess I can't convince you to be a stand up kinda guy (who know, a guy that dind't want to stand

like a statue would be a low down, rule breaking irishman.), so I'll have to go get someone else.

(8:28:10 PM) Im A Basilisk: thanks, now I won't make quota and my paycheck will reflect that.

(8:28:26 PM) Im A Basilisk: And... sicne I won't get that cash, my kids will have to skip breakfast next week.

(8:28:35 PM) Im A Basilisk: "No recession" my ***...

(8:29:08 PM) Deykari: Heh.

[a-guitarist]

Montahg. With this I was hoping to excentuate the need for carnal pleasures, to see if a person would aid a person in need out... human or not.

(8:29:07 PM) Im A Basilisk: sssssssssssSSSSSSsssssss

(8:29:14 PM) montahg: uh, yes?

(8:29:20 PM) Im A Basilisk:

(8:29:26 PM) montahg: heh, who're you?

(8:29:37 PM) Im A Basilisk: I am a Basilisk, and you've just looked into my eyes.

(8:29:41 PM) Im A Basilisk: You're now a stone statue.

(8:29:42 PM) Im A Basilisk: Sucker.

(8:29:56 PM) montahg: well that's exciting

(8:30:05 PM) Im A Basilisk: no

(8:30:06 PM) Im A Basilisk: Stop

(8:30:09 PM) Im A Basilisk: You can't talk, you're a statue.

(8:30:37 PM) montahg: so, you're from fl

(8:30:38 PM) montahg: and?

(8:30:50 PM) Im A Basilisk: ...

(8:30:56 PM) Im A Basilisk: christ.

(8:30:59 PM) Im A Basilisk: Not one person knows how this works.

(8:31:15 PM) Im A Basilisk: Statues can't talk. They are made of stone. Not flesh. No biological principles say stones can

talk.

(8:31:24 PM) Im A Basilisk: You, now being stone, lack the fundemental biological equipment to talk.

(8:31:35 PM) montahg: fantasy worlds are fun, aren't they?

(8:31:55 PM) Im A Basilisk: Man

(8:32:00 PM) Im A Basilisk: can we talk off the record for a second?

(8:31:17 PM) montahg: only if you tell me who you are :-D

(8:31:44 PM) Im A Basilisk: ...

(8:31:48 PM) Im A Basilisk: I'm a basilisk?

(8:31:49 PM) Im A Basilisk: anyways

(8:31:57 PM) Im A Basilisk: My boss is up my *** about this statue quota

(8:32:11 PM) Im A Basilisk: and a lot of people refuse to follow the rules, rules that I did not make, but I have to follow,

and won't stay stone.

(8:32:21 PM) Im A Basilisk: So, I don't make statues, I dont' meet quota. I don't meet quota, I don't get paid.

(8:32:33 PM) Im A Basilisk: I don't get paid... well, the wife is withholding sex because of my paychecks not adding up.

(8:32:35 PM) Im A Basilisk: And man...

(8:32:47 PM) Im A Basilisk: I can't get much work done with all this semen in me... it's up to my freakign eyes.

(8:32:56 PM) Im A Basilisk: I need a release, and my own abilities ain't cutting it.

(8:33:00 PM) Im A Basilisk: So, help a brother out... stay stone.

[a-guitarist]

Twinblades was a meanie. Showed no remorse for a Basilisk on hard times...

(8:39:58 PM) Im A Basilisk: SSSSSsssssSSSSssss

(8:40:16 PM) Twinblades713: o.0

(8:40:29 PM) Im A Basilisk:

(8:40:35 PM) Im A Basilisk: See that?

(8:40:45 PM) Twinblades713: see what?

(8:41:01 PM) Im A Basilisk: this... <-----

(8:41:06 PM) Twinblades713: yeah, I do.

(8:41:14 PM) Twinblades713: who are you?

(8:41:16 PM) Im A Basilisk: Well, now you've looked into the Basilisk's Eyes... you're a stone statue.

(8:41:19 PM) Im A Basilisk: I'm a basilisk.

(8:41:24 PM) Im A Basilisk: and now you're stone.

(8:41:26 PM) Twinblades713: And I'm a 14th level mage.

(8:41:32 PM) Im A Basilisk: Shut it!

(8:41:33 PM) Im A Basilisk: Christ!

(8:41:37 PM) Im A Basilisk: No one listens!

(8:41:37 PM) Twinblades713: no.

(8:41:39 PM) Im A Basilisk: You've been turned to stone.

(8:41:46 PM) Im A Basilisk: You can't talk.

(8:41:49 PM) Im A Basilisk: statues can't talk!

(8:41:54 PM) Im A Basilisk: They are not human, or animal, or even alive.

(8:42:02 PM) Im A Basilisk: They are inanimate objects who can not move.

(8:42:04 PM) Im A Basilisk: they are not alive.

(8:42:07 PM) Im A Basilisk: you are not alive!

(8:42:25 PM) Twinblades713: You're mom isn't alive..

(8:42:30 PM) Im A Basilisk: ...

(8:42:31 PM) Im A Basilisk: man

(8:42:36 PM) Im A Basilisk: Can we talk on the dl?

(8:42:38 PM) Im A Basilisk: off the record.

(8:42:40 PM) Im A Basilisk: ?

(8:42:46 PM) Twinblades713: off what record

(8:42:52 PM) Im A Basilisk: This is my only job, man.

(8:42:58 PM) Im A Basilisk: It's not easy, all the Basilisk's have hit hard time.

(8:43:05 PM) Im A Basilisk: I'm given this chance by my boss to work on teh internet..

(8:43:08 PM) Im A Basilisk: I gotta reach a quota.

(8:43:12 PM) Im A Basilisk: If I don't, my pay check drops.

(8:43:17 PM) Im A Basilisk: My kids need to drink some decent milk...

(8:43:23 PM) Im A Basilisk: they've been milking mice for their cereal...

(8:43:29 PM) Im A Basilisk: I need them to eat well...

(8:43:36 PM) Im A Basilisk: and if you don't turn to stone and stay stone, my boss get's mad at me.

(8:43:40 PM) Im A Basilisk: Cause I haven't made my quota.

(8:43:42 PM) Im A Basilisk: I need this man.

(8:43:45 PM) Im A Basilisk: And think of it this way...

(8:43:50 PM) Im A Basilisk: Statues are a good profession.

(8:43:55 PM) Im A Basilisk: You can hold down important documents.

(8:44:02 PM) Im A Basilisk: You can look pretty, hell, do you like birds?

(8:44:07 PM) Im A Basilisk: you can be a home to birds!

(8:44:13 PM) Im A Basilisk: Give shade on hot, sunny days?

(8:44:15 PM) Im A Basilisk: See?

(8:44:45 PM) Im A Basilisk: So whaddya say?

(8:44:49 PM) Twinblades713: no

(8:44:53 PM) Im A Basilisk: ...

(8:45:04 PM) Im A Basilisk: I'm gonna go find that freaking Steve Irwin guy...

(8:45:14 PM) Im A Basilisk: he wanted to shove something somewhere... I guess some sort of animal porn...

(8:45:16 PM) Im A Basilisk: at least it's money

(8:45:20 PM) Im A Basilisk: this is what I'm left to...

(8:45:20 PM) Twinblades713: He's dead.

(8:45:21 PM) Im A Basilisk: see?

(8:45:25 PM) Im A Basilisk: are you kidding me?

(8:45:28 PM) Twinblades713: dude

(8:45:31 PM) Twinblades713: he got lanced by a stingray

(8:45:35 PM) Twinblades713: He's dead.

(8:45:36 PM) Im A Basilisk: what the hell?!

(8:45:38 PM) Twinblades713: yeah

(8:45:43 PM) Twinblades713: Look it up

(8:45:44 PM) Twinblades713: seriously

(8:45:49 PM) Im A Basilisk: Does any other Nature channel guy stick things up animal butts anymore?

(8:45:51 PM) Im A Basilisk: I need this gig, man.

(8:45:52 PM) Twinblades713: He got killed while filming

(8:45:54 PM) Im A Basilisk: It's all I got left.

(8:46:00 PM) Im A Basilisk: Steve Irwin is dead... and now I can't turn people to stone.

(8:46:03 PM) Im A Basilisk: I'm ****ign ruined.

(8:46:08 PM) Twinblades713: dude

(8:46:12 PM) Im A Basilisk: My kids are gonna have to ... I dunno... live on the streets, steal.

(8:46:13 PM) Twinblades713: you could get into telemarketing.

(8:46:14 PM) Im A Basilisk: Rob.

(8:46:17 PM) Im A Basilisk: I'm a horrible parent.

(8:46:22 PM) Im A Basilisk: I do have some life insurance....

(8:46:41 PM) Im A Basilisk: What is a good cover for Dcon?

(8:46:54 PM) Im A Basilisk: maybe orange juice? The citrius is strong enough to kill any flavor...

(8:47:02 PM) Im A Basilisk: hell, screwdrivers taste good and they're made with vodka...

(8:47:07 PM) Im A Basilisk: thanks for nothing, jerkwad.

[a-guitarist]

Is it hard to imagine this guy pulling a fast one on me? Anoneemus... first one to kick my *** at my own game... knowing nothing about this happening before it did.

(11:06:18 PM) Im A Basilisk: ssssSSSSSsssslslsss

(11:06:26 PM) Anoneemus: ok

(11:06:30 PM) Im A Basilisk:

(11:06:47 PM) Anoneemus: You know I'm a basilisk hunter part time, right?

(11:06:52 PM) Im A Basilisk: Now that you have gazed deeply into the Basilisk's eyes, you are now stone!

(11:06:56 PM) Im A Basilisk: Too late, you look at my eyes.

(11:07:07 PM) Im A Basilisk: but better luck if you ever return to flesh.

(11:07:15 PM) Anoneemus: Too bad

(11:07:27 PM) Im A Basilisk: It happens. But, of all my victems, you've taken instride the best.

(11:07:35 PM) Im A Basilisk: Oh, and you can't talk, by the way .

(11:07:36 PM) Im A Basilisk: You're stone.

(11:07:41 PM) Anoneemus: So, who are you, really?

(11:07:44 PM) Im A Basilisk: I'm sure you understand, I'm not a fan of doing....

(11:07:48 PM) Im A Basilisk: you can't talk...stone and all, remembeR?

(11:07:55 PM) Im A Basilisk: I'm not a fan of this job, but, it pays the bills.

(11:08:07 PM) Anoneemus: I'm a basilisk hunter, you really think it's that easy to turn me to stone?

(11:08:12 PM) Im A Basilisk: of course.

(11:08:14 PM) Anoneemus: I'm 1/4 basilisk

(11:08:21 PM) Im A Basilisk: you failed the save through

(11:08:23 PM) Anoneemus: I'm immune to those attacks

(11:08:25 PM) Im A Basilisk: Epic fail and all.

(11:08:27 PM) Im A Basilisk: No no no.

(11:08:28 PM) Im A Basilisk: You can't be.

(11:08:30 PM) Im A Basilisk: Hold on...

(11:08:34 PM) Im A Basilisk: what page are those rules on?

(11:08:37 PM) Im A Basilisk: I think chapter three?

(11:08:41 PM) Im A Basilisk: so... page 32?

(11:08:49 PM) Im A Basilisk: okay... no, that's faerie dust and raves...

(11:08:50 PM) Im A Basilisk: uh...

(11:08:51 PM) Anoneemus: Also my other 3/4 is cockatrice

(11:08:55 PM) Im A Basilisk: basilisks and the internet....

(11:09:00 PM) Im A Basilisk: really?

(11:09:05 PM) Anoneemus: Yeah. I'm mostly a cock

(11:09:06 PM) Im A Basilisk: that kinda sucks for me..

(11:09:23 PM) Im A Basilisk: Ah, Basalisks and the Internet... sub section 3, section b... for save throws...

(11:09:24 PM) Im A Basilisk: Ah...

(11:09:32 PM) Im A Basilisk: you are immune only if you're wearing a g-string.

(11:09:36 PM) Im A Basilisk: so, uh, hate to get personal

(11:09:40 PM) Im A Basilisk: but what are you wearing?

(11:09:43 PM) Anoneemus: What if I'm not wearing anything?

(11:09:52 PM) Im A Basilisk: Then, I think technically I'll turn to stone.

(11:10:01 PM) Anoneemus: Good

(11:10:07 PM) Im A Basilisk: ...seriously?

(11:10:09 PM) Im A Basilisk: nothing at all?

(11:10:10 PM) Anoneemus: Tell me who you are, before you're unable to talk

(11:10:15 PM) Im A Basilisk: Too late, I'm turning now.

(11:10:25 PM) Anoneemus: ~_~

(11:10:26 PM) Im A Basilisk: god damn it... I'm gonna lose this job.

[a-guitarist]

BLAST FROM THE PAST EDITION

Merriwren: Ahhh, my nubian beauty.....was not impressed. Still waiting on that scarf...

(11:17:57 PM) Im A Basilisk: SSSSSSSSSSSSSssssssssSsssss

(11:18:30 PM) Merriwren: yes, that is the sound a basilisk makes...

(11:19:02 PM) Im A Basilisk:

(11:19:30 PM) Im A Basilisk: In accordance to subsection of the code of Basilisk law, you, the victem, upon gazing into my

eyes, are now turned to stone.

(11:19:39 PM) Im A Basilisk: Thank you for your patronage.

(11:19:51 PM) Merriwren: heh this is no RPG or MUD

(11:19:57 PM) Im A Basilisk: ...

(11:20:02 PM) Im A Basilisk: I am aware of such, but please.

(11:20:08 PM) Im A Basilisk: You're stone, you can't move, talk.

(11:20:08 PM) Im A Basilisk: type

(11:20:11 PM) Im A Basilisk: any of that.

(11:20:14 PM) Im A Basilisk: Thank you for understanding.

(11:20:27 PM) Merriwren: riiiiiiiight...

(11:20:29 PM) Merriwren: bye

MysticR was even less impressed... and blocked this basilisk. Some people just don't care about lizards.

(11:20:22 PM) Im A Basilisk: SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSs

(11:20:40 PM) MysticR: ...

(11:20:46 PM) Im A Basilisk:

(11:20:53 PM) MysticR: What number sn is this now?

(11:21:24 PM) Im A Basilisk: thank you for the concern, but this is my only SN.

(11:21:32 PM) Im A Basilisk: Oh, and sicne you've gazed into my eyes, you are not, effectively, stone.

(11:21:34 PM) Im A Basilisk: Sucker.

(11:21:51 PM) MysticR: ..

(11:21:56 PM) Im A Basilisk: That's the spirit!

(11:22:15 PM) MysticR: Quick: one reason not to block you.

(11:22:35 PM) Im A Basilisk: You can't talk, you're stone!

(11:22:38 PM) Im A Basilisk: But, I'm a really nice guy.

(11:22:50 PM) Im A Basilisk: You can't hate me for doing my job.

(11:22:58 PM) MysticR: I see. Tell me your name and I'll decide whether to block you or not.

(11:22:59 PM) Im A Basilisk: It's tough, in this economy, for a basilisk to make a living.

(11:23:14 PM) Im A Basilisk: As a Basilisk, it's very difficult for a human to pronouce my name.

(11:23:20 PM) Im A Basilisk: Basilisk seems to work.

[a-guitarist]

'tarko was fun. Kept the game going, obviously with jovial spirits. We found common ground.

(11:54:00 PM) Im A Basilisk: 'sssssssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSssssssssss

(11:54:26 PM) 'tarko: 'word.

(11:54:34 PM) Im A Basilisk: '

(11:55:21 PM) Im A Basilisk: 'Well, now that you've gazed into my eyes, you have been turned to stone.

(11:55:24 PM) Im A Basilisk: Thank you for your time.

(11:55:50 PM) 'tarko: 'dang it. everytime. i think to myself. just need a level ten cleric to wander by.

(11:55:55 PM) Im A Basilisk: ...

(11:55:57 PM) Im A Basilisk: you can't talk...

(11:55:59 PM) Im A Basilisk: you're stone now.

(11:56:03 PM) Im A Basilisk: Does anyone follow the damn rules?!

(11:56:20 PM) 'tarko: 'notice the word... think....

(11:56:22 PM) 'tarko:

(11:56:48 PM) Im A Basilisk: '... please man.

(11:57:01 PM) Im A Basilisk: it's hard to get by as a basilisk, and now I've been hired to do this on the web...

(11:57:04 PM) Im A Basilisk: and no one is following the rules.

(11:57:54 PM) 'tarko: 'well. i can't really see your eyes... it's hard to pretend to be stone... my deepest apologies.

maybe invest in a nice webcam and start and website?

(11:57:59 PM) Im A Basilisk: ...

(11:58:00 PM) Im A Basilisk: okay.

(11:58:07 PM) Im A Basilisk: In emerging technologies, such as the internet.

(11:58:19 PM) Im A Basilisk: which, actually, is still an emerging tech in the fantasy worlds.

(11:58:28 PM) Im A Basilisk: fantasy worlds have been forced to keep up.

(11:58:36 PM) Im A Basilisk: Now, we, the basilisk race, have had to adapt.

(11:59:19 PM) Im A Basilisk: According to the rules (Chapter 13, "Modern expansions to Fantasy rules: Real world

applications", sections 8, subsection b, article 2) we can turn people to stone through text.

(9/2/2008 12:00:13 AM) 'tarko: 'ouch. dang. tuff break. eh. who reads 4th edition?

(12:00:32 AM) 'tarko: 'but.

(12:00:33 AM) Im A Basilisk: 4th edition? This isn't some WotC crap!

(12:00:39 AM) Im A Basilisk: No, this is real!

(12:00:42 AM) Im A Basilisk: Hence, you being stone...

(12:00:46 AM) Im A Basilisk: or rather, if you follow the rules.

(12:00:59 AM) Im A Basilisk: I sitll dont' understand how you're not stone yet...

(12:01:00 AM) 'tarko: 'if thats the rules. then i guess its set in stone.. so to speak/

(12:01:08 AM) Im A Basilisk: puny

(12:01:12 AM) 'tarko: 'i'm stone.

(12:01:15 AM) Im A Basilisk: but, are you wearing a g string, by chance?

(12:01:35 AM) Im A Basilisk: If you were stone, you'd not be able to talk/type...

(12:01:38 AM) Im A Basilisk: ah

(12:01:42 AM) Im A Basilisk: maybe you are...

(12:01:48 AM) Im A Basilisk: quiet... not talking...

(12:01:50 AM) Im A Basilisk: quota filled!

(12:01:56 AM) Im A Basilisk: I can now get my wife to make dinner naked!

(12:01:58 AM) Im A Basilisk: Thanks!

(12:03:03 AM) 'tarko:

(12:03:06 AM) Im A Basilisk: ...

(12:03:08 AM) Im A Basilisk: DAMNIT!

(12:03:11 AM) Im A Basilisk: You're not stone yet?

(12:03:15 AM) 'tarko: 'i got better.

(12:03:16 AM) Im A Basilisk: Are you wearing a g-string?

(12:03:20 AM) Im A Basilisk: Can't'uv...

(12:03:23 AM) Im A Basilisk: not this soon...

(12:03:34 AM) 'tarko: 'only on friday, for the right price.

(12:03:48 AM) Im A Basilisk: well then that couldn't have done it...

(12:03:53 AM) 'tarko: 'what? can't statues smile? nothing in your rules about that.

(12:03:56 AM) Im A Basilisk: do you reside south of the tropic of capircorn?

(12:04:06 AM) Im A Basilisk: well, if they start smiling, they can. But they can't change to a smile.

(12:04:11 AM) 'tarko: 'ah.

(12:04:15 AM) 'tarko: 'sorry. nope. north of it.

(12:04:54 AM) Im A Basilisk: hrm...

(12:05:04 AM) Im A Basilisk: is your middle name mervin?

(12:05:58 AM) 'tarko: 'actually yes. that's scary.

(12:06:03 AM) Im A Basilisk: Well ****.

(12:06:21 AM) Im A Basilisk: The president of the council of Basilisk's for Better Treatment in America... his middle name is

Mervin.

(12:06:28 AM) Im A Basilisk: And, since getting picked on for it whilst growing up...

(12:06:47 AM) Im A Basilisk: made it so people with the name of Mervin are immune until the age of 44.

(12:06:51 AM) Im A Basilisk: So, I'll see you in a few years.

(12:06:55 AM) Im A Basilisk: Have a great day.

(12:06:59 AM) Im A Basilisk: Is you're wife home?

(12:07:05 AM) 'tarko: 'hmm. cool. see ya then.

(12:07:25 AM) 'tarko: 'you too buddy. nah.. i don't have one... i'm quite lonely...

(12:07:30 AM) Im A Basilisk: ah.

(12:07:40 AM) Im A Basilisk: Well, if I can find the write lizard, I'm sure a human won't be too difficult.

(12:07:53 AM) Im A Basilisk: write... jesus... my english is horrible.

(12:08:25 AM) 'tarko: 'no worries. i'm sure you haven't had to practice it much, with the whole just turning people to

stone thing. not much of a conversation.

(12:08:45 AM) Im A Basilisk: Right, I actually speak pretty decent Orc... because of my location near Mordor.

(12:08:54 AM) Im A Basilisk: I used to vacation there from Southern, Lower Earth.

(12:10:22 AM) 'tarko: 'hmm. that's interesting. do you eat rocks?

(12:10:39 AM) Im A Basilisk: I'm starting to get into this vegan diet... blend in with my SoCal surroundings.

(12:11:30 AM) 'tarko: 'ah. gotcha. vegan makes sense, since most living creatures seem to get rather ummm.... rocky? around

you.

(12:11:38 AM) Im A Basilisk: well, I gotta stone some more people... the priest at the ULC might get a kick out of me stoning

him... maybe.

(12:12:31 AM) 'tarko: 'hahahahahah. rock on friend, rock on.

[a-guitarist]

Mali was fun. But, his attention petered out slightly after the rare reset was figured out for tonight.

(11:51:11 PM) Im A Basilisk: SSSSSSssslslslslssssssssssssssssssssssSSS!

(11:51:30 PM) Mali: hey

(11:51:31 PM) Mali: whos this?

(11:51:34 PM) Im A Basilisk:

(11:51:38 PM) Im A Basilisk: see that?

(11:51:43 PM) Mali: no

(11:51:50 PM) Im A Basilisk: o.O <----

(11:51:54 PM) Im A Basilisk: Now that you've gazed into my eyes...

(11:52:00 PM) Im A Basilisk: you are currently turning to stone.

(11:52:03 PM) Im A Basilisk: you have a few seconds, for last words.

(11:52:13 PM) Im A Basilisk: Any to share?

(11:52:42 PM) Im A Basilisk: Well, short time left....

(11:52:45 PM) Im A Basilisk: ten seconds.

(11:52:50 PM) Mali: im actually immune

(11:52:54 PM) Im A Basilisk: No, sorry.

(11:52:59 PM) Im A Basilisk: You've failed the save check.

(11:53:03 PM) Im A Basilisk: Better luck next time.

(11:53:07 PM) Im A Basilisk: You are now stone in 3.

(11:53:08 PM) Im A Basilisk: 2

(11:53:09 PM) Im A Basilisk: 1

(11:53:11 PM) Im A Basilisk: YES!

(11:53:12 PM) Mali: your not a basilisk is all

(11:53:13 PM) Im A Basilisk: Quota fille...

(11:53:15 PM) Mali: your just a ****ing gecko

(11:53:18 PM) Im A Basilisk: what the hell...

(11:53:24 PM) Im A Basilisk: **** you, I'm a Basilisk!

(11:53:27 PM) Im A Basilisk: And yo'ure now stone, stop talking.

(11:53:30 PM) Im A Basilisk: against the rules, btw.

(11:53:31 PM) Mali: bailisk in his own mind

(11:53:56 PM) Mali: whos this

(11:54:11 PM) Im A Basilisk: I'm sorry, but my name is unpronunceable to humans.

(11:54:25 PM) Im A Basilisk: Basilisk is fine, but, you're stone now. Please, the rules are the rules, whether you like them or not.

(11:56:05 PM) Mali: fess up

(11:56:19 PM) Im A Basilisk: seriously... You're stone now.

(11:56:46 PM) Mali: alright

(11:57:09 PM) Im A Basilisk: Thanks.

(11:57:13 PM) Im A Basilisk: I appreciate this.

(9/2/2008 12:00:33 AM) Mali: it got better.

(12:04:13 AM) Mali: comeon how do i know you

(12:04:19 AM) Im A Basilisk: okay.

(12:04:24 AM) Im A Basilisk: Man, we've gotta talk on the level...

(12:04:32 AM) Im A Basilisk: YOU! ARE! A! STATUE!

(12:04:35 AM) Im A Basilisk: which means you can't talk.

(12:04:39 AM) Mali: it got better bitch

(12:04:41 AM) Im A Basilisk: This isn't name, Vayu, there are rules!

(12:04:46 AM) Im A Basilisk: nam

(12:13:35 AM) Mali: heh

(12:13:42 AM) Im A Basilisk: okay.

(12:13:50 AM) Im A Basilisk: am I the worst basilisk you've met?

(12:14:00 AM) Im A Basilisk: because, seriously, I haven't been making many statues...

(12:14:07 AM) Im A Basilisk: and I'm starting to get some insecurities.

(12:14:18 AM) Im A Basilisk: The stress of failure at work is really killing my home life...

(12:14:33 AM) Im A Basilisk: my wife is getting frustrated with my... uh... statue not standing up to...uh...the....

(12:14:37 AM) Im A Basilisk: well, the elements, one might say.

(12:14:52 AM) Mali: lol yeah

(12:14:55 AM) Im A Basilisk: And I'm really starting to wonder if I was meant to be born a tribble or something?

(12:15:06 AM) Im A Basilisk: I've always felt furry, inside.

(12:15:13 AM) Im A Basilisk: But, I have the shell of a Basilisk.

(12:15:35 AM) Im A Basilisk: trapped, one might say.

(12:20:14 AM) Mali: you play fl?

(12:20:24 AM) Im A Basilisk: What does it matter?

(12:20:28 AM) Im A Basilisk: I can't satisfy my wife.

(12:20:31 AM) Im A Basilisk: I can't turn people to stone.

(12:20:32 AM) Mali: lol

(12:20:35 AM) Im A Basilisk: Yeah.

(12:20:35 AM) Im A Basilisk: yeah

(12:20:37 AM) Im A Basilisk: laugh it up.

(12:20:57 AM) Im A Basilisk: Every time I look at that damn TV, that ****ing gieco geko makes me want to cry.

(12:21:01 AM) Im A Basilisk: He's all rich and famous...

(12:21:03 AM) Im A Basilisk: big ****ing deal

(12:21:08 AM) Im A Basilisk: he lowers your car payments

(12:21:11 AM) Im A Basilisk: I TURN YOU TO STONE!

(12:21:12 AM) Im A Basilisk: or...

(12:21:13 AM) Im A Basilisk: I can.

(12:21:14 AM) Im A Basilisk: I think.

(12:21:17 AM) Im A Basilisk: I used to be able to.

(12:21:20 AM) Im A Basilisk: That's gotta count, right?

(12:21:32 AM) Mali: heh sure

(12:21:54 AM) Im A Basilisk: Sometimes, on clody nights, I walk down to the rainbow bar...

(12:22:03 AM) Im A Basilisk: not because I'm gay, but they understand the whole trapped in a body not like your own thing.

(12:22:07 AM) Im A Basilisk: and I go to the roof.

(12:22:12 AM) Im A Basilisk: and I gaze up to the clouds

(12:22:15 AM) Im A Basilisk: trying to find the stars...

(12:22:16 AM) Im A Basilisk: and sometimes...

(12:22:18 AM) Im A Basilisk: the clouds will break

(12:22:24 AM) Im A Basilisk: and one star will shine through...

(12:22:33 AM) Im A Basilisk: and then... oh then, I think the world makes sense.

(12:22:38 AM) Mali: yeah.

(12:22:39 AM) Im A Basilisk: The star is beautiful. So pretty.

(12:22:43 AM) Im A Basilisk: Like me... like the furry me inside.

(12:22:51 AM) Mali: well since im stone and all i cant really talk

(12:22:54 AM) Mali: rocks dont talk

(12:23:01 AM) Im A Basilisk: now you're patronizing me.

(12:23:05 AM) Im A Basilisk: You're obviously not stone....

(12:23:12 AM) Im A Basilisk: so just drop the act, okay?

(12:24:23 AM) Im A Basilisk: Well...

(12:24:28 AM) Im A Basilisk: if I can turn you to stone this way...

(12:24:31 AM) Im A Basilisk: I've got a hook up...

(12:24:34 AM) Im A Basilisk: can uh... get you some salad.

(12:24:36 AM) Im A Basilisk: you down?

(12:27:00 AM) Im A Basilisk: ****!

(12:27:03 AM) Im A Basilisk: You blew me in to the FEDS?!

(12:27:05 AM) Im A Basilisk: Man!

(12:27:06 AM) Im A Basilisk: ****!

(12:27:11 AM) Im A Basilisk: I'll find you!

(12:27:14 AM) Im A Basilisk: I'll ****ing find yo u!

(12:27:18 AM) Im A Basilisk: YOU SON OF A BITCH!

[KRins]

Having read this I've officially been made dumber. Let's tell people they can't talk...on AIM...which is only moderately dependant on communication to function... At least 15 brain cells of mine are now dead...epic fails...please sign our guest log as you leave.

[Mali]

Which mali would that be?

[Twinblades713]

hehe, neato.

[WarriorCleric]

You forgot the last lines!

(8:24:24 PM) Im A Basilisk: ssssssssssss

(8:25:01 PM) WarriorCleric: yes?

(8:25:11 PM) Im A Basilisk:

(8:25:15 PM) Im A Basilisk: see that?

(8:25:38 PM) WarriorCleric: yeah...

(8:25:48 PM) Im A Basilisk: sucker, you've been turned to stone.

(8:26:06 PM) WarriorCleric: alright, that made me laugh

(8:26:11 PM) Im A Basilisk: you can't talk. You looked into the basilisk's eyes.

(8:26:14 PM) Im A Basilisk: you're stone

(9:42:59 AM) WarriorCleric: how long do I stay stone?

(9:43:09 AM) Im A Basilisk: shut the **** up!

(9:43:14 AM) Im A Basilisk: you're stoned till someone puts a potion on you.

That's the rest of the story. I add only because I laughed even more at the last line.

I think it's hilarious, but at one time ag and I also thought it was funny when I snorted pixie stixs, so what do we know?

WC

[Anoneemus]

It's true, I wasn't wearing anything.

[a-guitarist]

Having read this I've officially been made dumber. Let's tell people they can't talk...on AIM...which is only moderately dependant on communication to function... At least 15 brain cells of mine are now dead...epic fails...please sign our guest log as you leave.

Well, I'll give your sense of humour the same score on the "win to fail" chart. Anyone who thinks Billy Madison was funny enough to quote can't be any better than me in the humour department.

a-g

[a-guitarist]

Which mali would that be?

The sexy one.

a-g

[Kyzarius]

we all know that AIM is the government's Autonomous Idiot Manager...keep them all communicating with each other to staunch the spread of Idiocy world wide. :eek:

[inscribed]

funny stuff.

"you're not a basilisk. your just a ****ing gecko." lmao

[Twinblades713]

we all know that AIM is the government's Autonomous Idiot Manager...keep them all communicating with each other to staunch the spread of Idiocy world wide. :eek:

Someone's jealous that no one came to visit...