a-guitarist Posted September 19, 2008 Report Share Posted September 19, 2008 Thank you for your appreciation and enthusiasm in Talk Like a Pirate Day, on this September the 19th of 2008! In accordance, I would just like to remind you of the stellar years of service that piracy has gone through since it's inception of the idea of buoyancy many years ago: Theft, Murder, Rape, Torture, Slavery, Kidnapping, and so much more! To further your experience on this prestigious day, I will be willing to enter your home while you are away and steal all your valuable gifts, rape your dog, kill your fish, and burn your house afterwords. Think of the joy you will encounter when you have had your day of pirate romantification come to a climax through TRUE PIRATE ACTIONS! What day isn't complete without wearing a hat made by three year olds who had fingers ripped off in factories in Malaysia, quoting lines from Disney movies aimed a children (who are a fourth your age, there is a inner child in all of us who just loves thieving and raping!) and then having everything you own and love destroyed or taken away in the spirit of true Piracy? Please fill out the form on the back of this sheet and mail it to your congressman. In the spirit of Talk like a Pirate Day, it is only fair that December 22 be thoughtfully hailed as, "Act like a Child Predator Day" and go into the annals (or is it anals? I love a good pun!) of history with the love an affection that this day has! Captain A. Moral, of the Corporate Enforcer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim_Reefer Posted September 19, 2008 Report Share Posted September 19, 2008 Yaarg, blow me down n' shiver me timbers. - Grim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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