a-guitarist Posted December 31, 2008 Report Share Posted December 31, 2008 There I was, sitting in the recliner, enjoying a bad episode of CSI, when my father comes into the room. I'd been enjoying spending time during commercials watching my elderly, senile cat chase her tail and run into the couch or coffee table, depending on trajectory. He looks at the cat acting like a ... cat ... then see's a bag of green leafy stuff next to her. It happens to be next to my jacket, which I haphazardly strewn to the floor last night after I came home from shopping. "What... is this?", He questions, one eye brow raised, as he picks up the bag of potential questionable legality. "Are you serious?" I respond slowly, head cocked to a side. "It's next to your jacket..." I responded, slowly, with my eyebrow angles matching his as I say, "I do believe that is the catnip you bought for The Mae this Christmas..." "Oh. Well, I wasn't upset.... I'm heading to for a bit, have you seen my hat?" "Yeah, it's next to my crystal meth." "Jackass." "Richard Cranium." "Wha-.... oooooohh, good one!" a-g Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telufial Posted December 31, 2008 Report Share Posted December 31, 2008 laugh "Yeah, it's next to my crystal meth." "Jackass." nice zing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twinblades713 Posted December 31, 2008 Report Share Posted December 31, 2008 a-g's the man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyzarius Posted December 31, 2008 Report Share Posted December 31, 2008 been smokin catnip eh? uh huh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malchaeius Posted January 1, 2009 Report Share Posted January 1, 2009 Sorry A-G. My Obsessive Compulsive Disorder forced me to organize the flow of the conversation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twinblades713 Posted January 1, 2009 Report Share Posted January 1, 2009 Sorry A-G. My Obsessive Compulsive Disorder forced me to organize the flow of the conversation. Makes me proud. T-T *sniff* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a-guitarist Posted January 1, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 1, 2009 Sorry A-G. My Obsessive Compulsive Disorder forced me to organize the flow of the conversation. No prob. I'm just happy my OCD isn't compulsions, but rather just the obsessions. I myself contemplated doing the same, but once I had people who read it, I just felt it bet to let nature take it's course. Good thing Chaos came in and fixed it... there is order in it. Jeff Goldbloom would be proud of you. a-g Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elfdude Posted January 2, 2009 Report Share Posted January 2, 2009 nothing like your parents finding your stash for the first time. it sucks even more when he finds your $250 bong and smashes it when you aren't home Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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