brsingr Posted January 4, 2009 Report Share Posted January 4, 2009 lol. I seduced (for lack of a better word) the girl working there into giving me free soda and fries. I was just there for a job application, but she was checking me out, so i took advantage of the situation. Lol. That felt good. never had an opportunity to do it before, cuz i was always fat, but now that i lost weight and got buff, this **** is awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a-guitarist Posted January 4, 2009 Report Share Posted January 4, 2009 is she ashamed to be the only other virgin you know? a-g Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grosek_ Posted January 4, 2009 Report Share Posted January 4, 2009 all of the sudden, "himself" doesn't count as one, making the tally 2? EDIT Read all posts thoroughly before you add to them folks, lest you look like a asshat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crypticant Posted January 4, 2009 Report Share Posted January 4, 2009 Hittin' on McDonalds chicks, hell yeah, brings back the memories. I bet she was all like "You want fries with that?", and you were all like "Yeah." and she was all like "OMFG, you're so dreamy when you do that thing." and you were all like "What thing?" and she was all like "Talk."... I'd troll the abortion clinics next, brsinger. Those chicks actually put out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a-guitarist Posted January 4, 2009 Report Share Posted January 4, 2009 McDonald's Girl I leave from softball practice every night It's getting dark, but the "Golden Arches" light up the way I turn the corner at the traffic light I count my money and then I rehearse what I'm going to say "I'd like an order of fries, a quarter-pounder with cheese, I love the light in your eyes, will you go out with me please?" I am in love with a McDonald's girl She has a smile of innocence so tender and warm I am in love with a McDonald's girl She is an angel in a polyester uniform [Can I get you some fries with that?] She doesn't try to impress anyone She doesn't act real tough like all the other girls that I know She don't treat me like a simpleton She's not ashamed to be the only other virgin I know And when my hamburger's cold, I get up ready to go, She's only fifteen years old, and I'm in love with her soul She's got a gold tooth, you know she's hardcore She'll show you a good time, then she'll show you the door, boy! I am in love with a McDonald's girl She has a smile of innocence so tender and warm I am in love with a McDonald's girl She is an angel in a polyester uniform Paper, not styrofoam. With a little, uh, cardboard grid, mind you. But the thing is, then they cover it with cellophane. Paper...shrink wrapped. Well, there she stands behind the register She's taking orders from the Saddle River Little League If they knew how much I wanted her Their home-room teachers would have to send them home for a week And as I head through the door, the movement catches her eye, My heart begins to soar she smiles she waves good-bye, good-bye Good-bye, good bye I am in love with a McDonald's girl She has a smile of innocence so tender and warm I am in love with a McDonald's girl She is an angel in a polyester uniform Uno, dos, tres, quatro (<--- that's spanish, FYI) Big Mac, Filet o Fish, Quarter Pounder, French Fries Icey Coke, Thick Shakes, Sundaes and Apple Pies Sing that song of taste [Yeah, sing that song of taste!] You can only find at one place, McDonalds I am in love with a McDonald's girl She has a smile of innocence so tender and warm I am in love with a McDonald's girl a-g ps: when I find it streaming or dloaded about, I'll link it. <---CHECK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mya Posted January 4, 2009 Report Share Posted January 4, 2009 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33mUwCDrR3g&NR=1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a-guitarist Posted January 4, 2009 Report Share Posted January 4, 2009 Mya, put down the fries! It's not that bad! Life is great! Sure, we may tease you for not mastering english, but look at it this way; you still speak it better than most natives do... well, most English speakers, that is. The Natives actually speak english better than we do, due to them sending their kids to private schools with all our money we spend on their tax free tobacco products and slot machines. But, what I'm saying is, there is no point in trying to drown your sorrows in the embrace of the grease fryers. We do love you, Mya, and we do look up to you. Partially because of your European Education, you'll be sitting at the head of any table we meet at for any business related functions. But, what I'm trying to say is put down the double quarter pounder, yes, I know the extra cheese is a beautiful thing, but on the down side they paid some farmer one cent for that cheese. Yes, that shake is down right delicious now that they've made them triple thick.. and I know, it only costs them a quater to make a large one, but damnit! The point is life is worth living! If this truely is a McWorld, Mya, make LIFE happen... make the burger go away. You can do it. Believe it, love it. Live it. a-g Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a-guitarist Posted January 4, 2009 Report Share Posted January 4, 2009 HOLY DOUBLE POST, BATMAN! a-g Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest emp_newb Posted January 4, 2009 Report Share Posted January 4, 2009 Hittin' on McDonalds chicks, hell yeah, brings back the memories. I bet she was all like "You want fries with that?", and you were all like "Yeah." and she was all like "OMFG, you're so dreamy when you do that thing." and you were all like "What thing?" and she was all like "Talk."... I'd troll the abortion clinics next, brsinger. Those chicks actually put out. Thats bad. Did you read his prego post:( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crypticant Posted January 4, 2009 Report Share Posted January 4, 2009 Nope. I'm callous and insensitive without even trying! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brsingr Posted January 4, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 4, 2009 sad face. that's mean. I wasn't trying to hit it, obviously. I just wanted some free ****. I'm surprised that **** worked. and that song.... wtf? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a-guitarist Posted January 4, 2009 Report Share Posted January 4, 2009 For such a ladies man, you should be more familiar with Barenaked Ladies. a-g Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EyeSeeU Posted January 4, 2009 Report Share Posted January 4, 2009 I enjoyed this whole thread thus far. People though seriously how can you place emotion into text, stop taking things so seriously and have fun. Keep up the good work AG/crypt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mali Posted January 5, 2009 Report Share Posted January 5, 2009 Fries and coke aren't all you stand to get if you play your cards right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a-guitarist Posted January 5, 2009 Report Share Posted January 5, 2009 Look, Mali, Herpes is nothing to brag about. I've never understood you with that whole line of talk... a-g Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crypticant Posted January 6, 2009 Report Share Posted January 6, 2009 Yeah, Mali, I see where you're goin' with that... Free soft-serv, too. Mmmmm. I'll have the twist, please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Questioner Posted January 6, 2009 Report Share Posted January 6, 2009 ^ | | W...t...f? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deykari Posted January 6, 2009 Report Share Posted January 6, 2009 There was a story in the local newspaper about how our local MacDonalds 'apparently' gave somebody gonorrhea from a burger they were served. I don't believe it to be true, but I still got fired anyway. Dey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telufial Posted January 6, 2009 Report Share Posted January 6, 2009 laugh, ****in brits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chayesh Posted March 9, 2009 Report Share Posted March 9, 2009 Hittin' on McDonalds chicks, hell yeah, brings back the memories. I bet she was all like "You want fries with that?", and you were all like "Yeah." and she was all like "OMFG, you're so dreamy when you do that thing." and you were all like "What thing?" and she was all like "Talk."... I'd troll the abortion clinics next, brsinger. Those chicks actually put out. I'm just catching up on threads (READ: pretending I'm working) and I'm laughing my *** off. Seriously, Crypt...when it comes to smartass forum posting, I love you! In a very hetero, evil god sort of way...yeah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crypticant Posted March 9, 2009 Report Share Posted March 9, 2009 Aw, I'm so flattered. Actually, yes, I am really flattered, which probably says a lot about how my ego works. *drinks* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KRins Posted March 9, 2009 Report Share Posted March 9, 2009 In a very hetero' date=' evil god sort of way...yeah. [/quote'] Step out into the light Chay...the closet door is about to bust off the hinges with you in there while Dey and Montahg are getting all fruity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chayesh Posted March 9, 2009 Report Share Posted March 9, 2009 Closet? WTF?!? Apparently, you thought I claimed to be the Herald IMM or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Montahg Posted March 10, 2009 Report Share Posted March 10, 2009 Step out into the light Chay...the closet door is about to bust off the hinges with you in there while Dey and Montahg are getting all fruity. If Dey or Aulian ever came to visit, ladyoki would get the bed while I share the couch with either of them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KRins Posted March 10, 2009 Report Share Posted March 10, 2009 If Dey or Aulian ever came to visit' date=' ladyoki would get the bed while I share the couch with either of them [/quote'] What a pimp...you could actually pry Dey off his friend's sisters and Aulian off any number of now emotionally disturbed sheep. If it wasn't so flaming...I would ask you to teach me your ways. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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