HouselessRogue Posted March 10, 2009 Report Share Posted March 10, 2009 First off - I find the term "asshat" to be highly underused. Let me toss something out at you and anyone over 20 will have to think back. Did you ever meet a girl that smoked but didn't put out? The answer, simply, is NO. Luckily I learned this little trade secret when I was about 14. So.. don't troll the abortion clinics. Find the smokers. End of transmission. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladyoki Posted March 10, 2009 Report Share Posted March 10, 2009 What a pimp...you could actually pry Dey off his friend's sisters and Aulian off any number of now emotionally disturbed sheep. If it wasn't so flaming...I would ask you to teach me your ways. Now I'm afraid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ali_gmud Posted March 10, 2009 Report Share Posted March 10, 2009 What a pimp...you could actually pry Dey off his friend's sisters and Aulian off any number of now emotionally disturbed sheep. If it wasn't so flaming...I would ask you to teach me your ways. I'm sooo sick of these sheep jokes, I'm 20 years old I've lived in nz for 16 years and I think I've seen maybe 2-3 sheep, its mega fail.... maybe if you lived in the south "hikvile" island, you'd see more sheep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HouselessRogue Posted March 10, 2009 Report Share Posted March 10, 2009 See I have always heard that it is the Canadians that enjoy their sheep a bit too much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twinblades713 Posted March 10, 2009 Report Share Posted March 10, 2009 See I have always heard that it is the Canadians that enjoy their sheep a bit too much. Their sheep are caribou. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KRins Posted March 10, 2009 Report Share Posted March 10, 2009 I'm sooo sick of these sheep jokes' date=' I'm 20 years old I've lived in nz for 16 years and I think I've seen maybe 2-3 sheep, its mega fail.... maybe if you lived in the south "hikvile" island, you'd see more sheep.[/quote'] if its mega fail...why did I get such a rise out of you? You get really acquainted with those 2 or 3 sheep or something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Montahg Posted March 10, 2009 Report Share Posted March 10, 2009 if its mega fail...why did I get such a rise out of you? You get really acquainted with those 2 or 3 sheep or something? He's just mad he can't make a character with a winning pk record Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KRins Posted March 10, 2009 Report Share Posted March 10, 2009 where are the burn judges... ^<<--- Burn? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chayesh Posted March 10, 2009 Report Share Posted March 10, 2009 if its mega fail...why did I get such a rise out of you? You get really acquainted with those 2 or 3 sheep or something? I agree with you...he actually sounds pissed that he's only seen that many. Are you feeling gypped or something? As for judging the burns, I'd do it, but I'd be constantly awarding myself first prize. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aulian Posted March 10, 2009 Report Share Posted March 10, 2009 I agree with you...he actually sounds pissed that he's only seen that many. Are you feeling gypped or something? As for judging the burns, I'd do it, but I'd be constantly awarding myself first prize. Yeah right... You can just walk back in here expecting your throne returned you HAS-BEEN. Shrug - Mont would probably pick me, Im prettier then Dey, and anyway, why the hell does Ladyoki get the bed? Pffft we'll need the room baby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twinblades713 Posted March 10, 2009 Report Share Posted March 10, 2009 You guys just watch out, you'll leave and all your money, passports, and credit cards will be gone. Damn DI. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crypticant Posted March 10, 2009 Report Share Posted March 10, 2009 I would definitely agree with HouselessRogue. "If she smokes she pokes" has always been a valid adage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ali_gmud Posted March 11, 2009 Report Share Posted March 11, 2009 if its mega fail...why did I get such a rise out of you? You get really acquainted with those 2 or 3 sheep or something? I'm actually a born aussie, but I've been here for most of my life and when ppl say kiwis are sheep shaggers you just can't help but say, your up to bryce all, and quit gagging it while your at it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rethrick Posted March 11, 2009 Report Share Posted March 11, 2009 did anyone understand a word he just said? i got sheep shagging, but other then that it's all prison brit to me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crypticant Posted March 12, 2009 Report Share Posted March 12, 2009 *crickets chirp* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deykari Posted March 12, 2009 Report Share Posted March 12, 2009 Did you ever meet a girl that smoked but didn't put out? The answer, simply, is NO. Luckily I learned this little trade secret when I was about 14. So.. don't troll the abortion clinics. Find the smokers. End of transmission. LOL +1 Dey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KRins Posted March 12, 2009 Report Share Posted March 12, 2009 I can't believe Dey is gonna give him a point for a concept stolen from family guy (when Lois is teaching Chris how to find a girlfriend she says "find a girl who smokes. If she smokes, she pokes.") and not reward me for rehashing his indiscretions with his friends' relations. HATERS!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mudder Posted March 12, 2009 Report Share Posted March 12, 2009 I'm sooo sick of these sheep jokes' date=' I'm 20 years old I've lived in nz for 16 years and I think I've seen maybe 2-3 sheep, its mega fail.... maybe if you lived in the south "hikvile" island, you'd see more sheep.[/quote'] Where in NZ do you live? I've been in Wellington(It's the Capital, for those who don't know) for less than a week and I've seen at least 30 sheep. Granted, I saw my sheep while driving away from Wellington but I saw them regardless. NZ FL party? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest emp_newb Posted March 12, 2009 Report Share Posted March 12, 2009 They don't serve Apple-tinis in NZ. So I guess your not gonna be drinking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KRins Posted March 12, 2009 Report Share Posted March 12, 2009 They don't serve Apple-tinis in NZ. So I guess your not gonna be drinking. ZING!! Emasculation HO!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a-guitarist Posted March 12, 2009 Report Share Posted March 12, 2009 They do serve Apple-tini's, but they're served with sipper tops so there is a less chance of soiling a bib. a-g Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chayesh Posted March 12, 2009 Report Share Posted March 12, 2009 They do serve Apple-tini's, but they're served with sipper tops so there is a less chance of soiling a bib. a-g Or a sheep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ali_gmud Posted March 12, 2009 Report Share Posted March 12, 2009 Where in NZ do you live? I've been in Wellington(It's the Capital, for those who don't know) for less than a week and I've seen at least 30 sheep. Granted, I saw my sheep while driving away from Wellington but I saw them regardless. NZ FL party? I stay up up in auckland (which I have no idea why it isn't the captial) I've only been in wellington 45mins passing through, you should come up to auckland then we can start this FL party, and not to mention take the micky out of your accent too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mudder Posted March 12, 2009 Report Share Posted March 12, 2009 I'll be here for awhile, 3 months minimum, so I'll definitely get a chance to go up there one of these days. What does "take the micky out of your accent" mean? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chayesh Posted March 12, 2009 Report Share Posted March 12, 2009 What does "take the micky out of your accent" mean? Don't drop the soap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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