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bong water from a few tobacco rips


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I was wondering what happened to all the TOOLS in my shed' date=' oh wait I think I found one!;)[/quote']

Quick, take them back before he tries to drink them out of a bong or smoke them or something. If he's already "taken them to McDonalds"... best to just not touch them. If you're desperate, bring a black light to find the "safe zones."

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Uh... duh.... they say right on them; "For Tobacco Use Only."

a-g

Intended use of a product does not necessarily become the actual use of the product.

Seriously, I've never known anyone who uses a bong for tobacco. Hookahs, sure, but bongs?

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On a long car trip, 14 hours or so, I was in the back of a Mini van. Smoking at the time, I had no window to litter my sooty ash to, but we had many bottles water. So, in my MacGuyver-ness I made a bottle into an ash tray. Fast forward 10 hours, dying of thirst as the southerly temperature rise I paw around in the dark for a beverage... score! Half full bottle of water! Fast forward 4 more, I'm doing my best to get a combination of spit, water, and ash out of the carpet in the back of the van as my dad laughs at me. However, I may have been dumb.. but not nearly so as to drink bong water.

a-g

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I like to peel back the skin off of raw sausages and mash the meat up into a thick paste. I sprinkle tobacco into the paste, constantly mixing all the while to ensure an even consistency of tobacco throughout the paste.

Once I'm done, I spread the paste onto my chest, and begin to gently fry with one half of a griddle that I leave resting ontop of my chest. I love the sensation of being able to smoke pure sausabbaco fumes by just laying there in my huge recliner, happy in the thought that my breakfast is being cooked for me at the same time.

Dey

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