Grim_Reefer Posted January 17, 2009 Report Share Posted January 17, 2009 I just coughed until I threw up. Thoughts? Suggestions? - Grim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KRins Posted January 17, 2009 Report Share Posted January 17, 2009 At least you just threw up...my really bad coughing fits are so rough they have split the back of my throat open and made me bleed. Thought: Haha...wake and baked by karma. Suggestion: take some time off from smoking regardless of how horrific a concept it is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a-guitarist Posted January 17, 2009 Report Share Posted January 17, 2009 Ice cream to sooth the throat. Otherwise, give it time, inhale some steam (let the shower run on full hot. You can multi-task, take wrinkled laundry and hang from any spot that a hanger can, they will flatten out a bunch, take a dump, clip your nails, if you have a steam/fog free mirror, give a shave, wax the carrot, brush your teeth, organize bathroom reading material in any fashion you like [may I not suggest alphabetical order, but probably most read in the back or bottom, least read on top/front], put a CD player in with you or outside the door and practice rhythm, lay naked on the floor with your scrotum tucked under your body [helps relieve heat pressure if you've got a headache/temperature, as the bathroom floor is cold, the air is hot, it will transfer the heat through you to the floor], wear a white towel and pretend like you're in a suana [put stuffed animals or properly shaped extra towels around you and talk to them as if you're a rich, old Russian or German dude and they're the pasty white new guy in the club, it's more fun than you may think], have a good cry, imagine yourself naked and then look to see if you meet your own expectations, manscape, take care of ingrown hairs, count moles, count bathroom tiles, clean the bathroom, figure out where that smell has been coming from [check the top of the toilet, if someone upper decked you, it'll ruin your bathroom's aroma for months], self testicluar exams, etc.) As for the throat, are you ill? If so, go see a doctor or follow Mr. Rock's advice and have some Tussin. If you're not ill, quit smoking for a few hours, lay back on it for a few days. Or, switch to ultra-lights so that you can pretend like you're helping your body (I used to do this, knowing full well I was, but it made sense.). a-g Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mali Posted January 17, 2009 Report Share Posted January 17, 2009 Maybe you have pertussis aka whooping cough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a-guitarist Posted January 17, 2009 Report Share Posted January 17, 2009 I dunno, Mali. I knew a guy who had whooping cough... three years later? BAM! Herpes. a-g Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KRins Posted January 17, 2009 Report Share Posted January 17, 2009 a-g don't go venting my medical information everywhere...doctor/patient privilege ring a bell? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evangelion Posted January 17, 2009 Report Share Posted January 17, 2009 The doctor does not have privilege in "doctor-patient privilege". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacobis Posted January 17, 2009 Report Share Posted January 17, 2009 I've coughed so much I've dislocated a rib before. Not fun. My advice, smoke 'em while you got 'em. The Iron Lung might not be far ahead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Djriacen Posted January 17, 2009 Report Share Posted January 17, 2009 The idea of not smoking is terrible.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest emp_newb Posted January 17, 2009 Report Share Posted January 17, 2009 Take smaller bong rips. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.Twendrist Posted January 17, 2009 Report Share Posted January 17, 2009 Smoke more of everything. It will help. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mali Posted January 17, 2009 Report Share Posted January 17, 2009 Don't smoke. Do drink lots of water or chew on ice cubes if you can't drink alot. Sleep on your side. Don't take any medications until you know whats up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a-guitarist Posted January 17, 2009 Report Share Posted January 17, 2009 My advice' date=' smoke 'em while you got 'em. The Iron Lung might not be far ahead.[/quote'] Okay, you, Sir, have made me giggle to the point of snorting once.... not twice, so, you don't tie the record and certainly do not beat it, but, you've accomplished something. I salute you. a-g Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twinblades713 Posted January 18, 2009 Report Share Posted January 18, 2009 I think you know my solution. It's the fix-all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pali Posted January 18, 2009 Report Share Posted January 18, 2009 Don't smoke. Do drink lots of water or chew on ice cubes if you can't drink alot. Sleep on your side. Don't take any medications until you know whats up. Mali, you obviously haven't realized that this thread is a Healthy Advice Free Zone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizz Posted January 18, 2009 Report Share Posted January 18, 2009 *casts esuna on Grim* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HBwillie Posted January 18, 2009 Report Share Posted January 18, 2009 Take smaller bong rips. I was gonna say clean out your bowl/filter. Stop smoking ash when it's cashed. Refill your bongwater. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Djriacen Posted January 19, 2009 Report Share Posted January 19, 2009 Get a vaporizer! I'm surprised that hasn't come up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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