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Grim_Reefer

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At least you just threw up...my really bad coughing fits are so rough they have split the back of my throat open and made me bleed. Thought: Haha...wake and baked by karma. Suggestion: take some time off from smoking regardless of how horrific a concept it is.

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Ice cream to sooth the throat. Otherwise, give it time, inhale some steam (let the shower run on full hot. You can multi-task, take wrinkled laundry and hang from any spot that a hanger can, they will flatten out a bunch, take a dump, clip your nails, if you have a steam/fog free mirror, give a shave, wax the carrot, brush your teeth, organize bathroom reading material in any fashion you like [may I not suggest alphabetical order, but probably most read in the back or bottom, least read on top/front], put a CD player in with you or outside the door and practice rhythm, lay naked on the floor with your scrotum tucked under your body [helps relieve heat pressure if you've got a headache/temperature, as the bathroom floor is cold, the air is hot, it will transfer the heat through you to the floor], wear a white towel and pretend like you're in a suana [put stuffed animals or properly shaped extra towels around you and talk to them as if you're a rich, old Russian or German dude and they're the pasty white new guy in the club, it's more fun than you may think], have a good cry, imagine yourself naked and then look to see if you meet your own expectations, manscape, take care of ingrown hairs, count moles, count bathroom tiles, clean the bathroom, figure out where that smell has been coming from [check the top of the toilet, if someone upper decked you, it'll ruin your bathroom's aroma for months], self testicluar exams, etc.) As for the throat, are you ill? If so, go see a doctor or follow Mr. Rock's advice and have some Tussin. If you're not ill, quit smoking for a few hours, lay back on it for a few days. Or, switch to ultra-lights so that you can pretend like you're helping your body (I used to do this, knowing full well I was, but it made sense.).

a-g

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