a-guitarist Posted January 30, 2009 Report Share Posted January 30, 2009 Okay... spelling mistakes are here to stay. They help build the mood. But, well, yeah. .. NSFW language, and, well, I was slightly toasted, Dey was hammered. And this was the outcome. (10:02:16 PM) a-guitarist: so, how much have you drunk? (10:02:34 PM) drunkari: do you have aftershock in theus? (10:04:53 PM) a-guitarist: yeah (10:04:56 PM) a-guitarist: it's ****ty **** (10:05:02 PM) a-guitarist: do you eat the crystals? (10:05:05 PM) a-guitarist: at the bottom? (10:05:10 PM) drunkari: i just dirnk (10:05:11 PM) a-guitarist: or am I confusing it with osmething elose... -------------==============gets good here===============------------------ (10:05:25 PM) drunkari: okay lets do some aim RP (10:05:37 PM) a-guitarist: so I ain't tellin you nuttin, joe-bob (10:05:38 PM) drunkari: im the boss at your office (10:05:41 PM) a-guitarist: oh (10:05:46 PM) drunkari: your my consultant (10:05:52 PM) a-guitarist: not the red necked neighbor boy who I caught whoring with my wife/sister? (10:05:55 PM) drunkari: and your motive is that you slept with my wife (10:06:02 PM) drunkari: go (10:06:09 PM) a-guitarist: I want a raise. (10:06:17 PM) drunkari: you cant have one, you slept withmy iwfe (10:06:30 PM) a-guitarist: well, in all fairness, we didn't really sleep. (10:06:47 PM) drunkari: listen greg, promsicuity is not big and its not clever (10:06:47 PM) a-guitarist: can you hold? (10:06:53 PM) a-guitarist: I've got a big deal on line 2. (10:07:07 PM) drunkari: bankers offer is $13,000 (10:07:09 PM) drunkari: deal or no deal (10:07:11 PM) drunkari: line 2 (10:07:43 PM) a-guitarist: okay (10:07:48 PM) a-guitarist: sorry, had to redirect the call top your phone (10:08:02 PM) a-guitarist: but, the thing is.... we're in love. (10:08:04 PM) a-guitarist: she gets me. (10:08:07 PM) drunkari: so you lseep with my wife and now you redirect calls (10:08:10 PM) a-guitarist: and you don't get her. (10:08:16 PM) drunkari: what sort of coleague are you (10:08:21 PM) a-guitarist: i'm the best kind. (10:08:26 PM) a-guitarist: I won't tell anyoone about the herpes... (10:08:35 PM) a-guitarist: 'cause I now have them too, but that's not the point! (10:08:39 PM) a-guitarist: I busted myn *** (10:08:45 PM) a-guitarist: for this firm, for hours! (10:08:45 PM) drunkari: im all about spreading the love (10:08:54 PM) a-guitarist: I heard it was spreading the asscheeks... (10:09:08 PM) drunkari: what me and my wife had was deeper than that, it wasnt jjsut love (10:09:18 PM) drunkari: herpes brings people tociogether (10:09:21 PM) drunkari: and you just go ruin it (10:09:34 PM) a-guitarist: but... (10:09:36 PM) a-guitarist: well... (10:09:37 PM) drunkari: fuick your raise (10:09:38 PM) a-guitarist: together? (10:09:41 PM) a-guitarist: what?! (10:09:43 PM) a-guitarist: I need that, man (10:09:47 PM) a-guitarist: valtrex ain't cheap! (10:09:52 PM) a-guitarist: and I've got a few kids to feed! (10:09:55 PM) a-guitarist: They're not mine... (10:10:05 PM) a-guitarist: but when they're big enough, i'm gonna eat them. (10:10:12 PM) drunkari: too late (10:10:16 PM) a-guitarist: that's it... (10:10:20 PM) a-guitarist: I... (10:10:22 PM) a-guitarist: I have to do this. (10:10:25 PM) a-guitarist: I didn't want to. (10:10:26 PM) drunkari: say it (10:10:28 PM) drunkari: say it greg (10:10:33 PM) a-guitarist: Let me take off my blazer.. (10:10:34 PM) drunkari: ive receievd ont too many stab wounds for one day (10:10:35 PM) a-guitarist: see this? (10:10:38 PM) a-guitarist: See these?! (10:10:46 PM) a-guitarist: These are sticks of Dynamite! (10:10:48 PM) a-guitarist: that's rigth! (10:10:55 PM) a-guitarist: and this round thing!! It's a clock!!! (10:11:04 PM) a-guitarist: and these wirey things?!?! (10:11:07 PM) drunkari: what th hell (10:11:10 PM) a-guitarist: you guessed it! Spagetti! (10:11:10 PM) drunkari: get out of my ofice now (10:11:14 PM) a-guitarist: but behind them!!! (10:11:16 PM) a-guitarist: wires! (10:11:17 PM) a-guitarist: No! (10:11:24 PM) a-guitarist: I own part of this company (10:11:25 PM) a-guitarist: and I won't leave (10:11:30 PM) drunkari: you dont own **** mcgraw (10:11:31 PM) a-guitarist: see how you're profit sharing ****ed you?! (10:11:43 PM) a-guitarist: I took my share as stock in the company! (10:11:50 PM) drunkari: well (10:11:54 PM) drunkari: you took share as stock in my wife too (10:12:19 PM) a-guitarist: hells yeah (10:12:21 PM) drunkari: yeah how do ou like that mcgraw (10:12:22 PM) a-guitarist: bitch was screaming (10:12:26 PM) a-guitarist: something about buns and ovens. (10:12:30 PM) a-guitarist: McGraw? (10:12:36 PM) a-guitarist: It's Meixner, Sir.... (10:12:44 PM) drunkari: jeff mcgraw (10:12:48 PM) a-guitarist: no, no... (10:12:49 PM) drunkari: **** am i talkign to the wrong colleague (10:12:51 PM) a-guitarist: Greg Meixner... (10:12:53 PM) a-guitarist: oh... (10:12:54 PM) a-guitarist: yeah. (10:12:56 PM) a-guitarist: about that... (10:13:03 PM) drunkari: sorry (10:13:09 PM) drunkari: about that raise, how much are we talkingaf (10:13:19 PM) a-guitarist: I was thinking 10% (10:13:26 PM) a-guitarist: but, I wouuld like a company car. (10:13:36 PM) drunkari: WHAT (10:13:53 PM) a-guitarist: well... (10:14:05 PM) a-guitarist: this isn't **** amsterdam... a bike sucks in teh rain, anyways (10:14:12 PM) a-guitarist: and have you seen the price of rice? (10:14:21 PM) a-guitarist: that asian kid peddling my bike is getting expensive. (10:14:23 PM) drunkari: £1 per gallon (10:14:56 PM) a-guitarist: rice is by teh pound.... sir. (10:15:06 PM) a-guitarist: Hold on, lemme take this bomb off real quick like. (10:15:19 PM) a-guitarist: okay.... uh... red, blue or green? (10:15:28 PM) a-guitarist: always the blue wire... always, taht's right. (10:15:34 PM) a-guitarist: Anyways, a company car... (10:15:39 PM) a-guitarist: It makes sense. (10:15:52 PM) a-guitarist: Half of business is in selling minature prophylactics... (10:16:00 PM) a-guitarist: and if we put the company logo on the side... (10:16:05 PM) a-guitarist: when I go to-.... (10:16:17 PM) a-guitarist: when I take the kids to the Anime and Manga convenstions I can advertise. (10:16:33 PM) a-guitarist: also, if we expand to real dolls, we could double profits. (10:17:43 PM) drunkari: well (10:17:48 PM) drunkari: aboiut that (10:17:53 PM) drunkari: my wife is actually my brother (10:18:08 PM) drunkari: and my dad (10:18:09 PM) a-guitarist: how'd that work? (10:18:20 PM) drunkari: i'm from eurpeo (10:18:22 PM) a-guitarist: oh (10:18:24 PM) a-guitarist: well, yeah. (10:18:26 PM) drunkari: yeah (10:18:27 PM) a-guitarist: no more need be said. (10:18:41 PM) a-guitarist: now... does she...he...it have both parts? (10:18:49 PM) a-guitarist: as, ywhen we were biblical, the lights were off. (10:19:01 PM) drunkari: yeah (10:19:04 PM) a-guitarist: and, well... god said "let there be seamen." and there was... but he aint' said much aboutlight in that situation.. (10:19:05 PM) a-guitarist: ah (10:19:08 PM) drunkari: she imprgentgated herself (10:19:13 PM) drunkari: bewcaujse her man bits are bendy (10:19:27 PM) a-guitarist: that's gotta be uncomfortablee... (10:19:30 PM) a-guitarist: wait... (10:19:42 PM) a-guitarist: eurochick-bendydick.com? (10:19:44 PM) a-guitarist: that her?! (10:19:45 PM) drunkari: its science (10:19:53 PM) drunkari: hoesntly i have no idea what the original topic was (10:20:08 PM) a-guitarist: hehehe (10:20:21 PM) drunkari: half of me needes to piss (10:20:23 PM) drunkari: and the other half cant move (10:20:30 PM) drunkari: you do the math (10:20:43 PM) a-guitarist: I found gatorade bottles by the computer table help (10:20:47 PM) a-guitarist: fill up, empty (10:20:49 PM) a-guitarist: repeat (10:20:53 PM) a-guitarist: ...with different bottles (10:28:22 PM) drunkari: okay (10:28:25 PM) drunkari: ivce just been to piss (10:30:30 PM) a-guitarist: good (10:36:45 PM) drunkari: i think ishould go sleep (10:41:10 PM) a-guitarist: yes (10:41:11 PM) a-guitarist: go to bed (10:41:12 PM) a-guitarist: sleep (10:41:16 PM) a-guitarist: and dream of large women (10:41:39 PM) drunkari: small women (10:41:43 PM) drunkari: dwarves (10:42:46 PM) drunkari: with big bearsd (10:42:48 PM) drunkari: gnite (10:42:59 PM) a-guitarist: night a-g Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twinblades713 Posted January 30, 2009 Report Share Posted January 30, 2009 I'm so jealous.... My favorite part. (10:17:53 PM) drunkari: my wife is actually my brother (10:18:08 PM) drunkari: and my dad (10:18:09 PM) a-guitarist: how'd that work? (10:18:20 PM) drunkari: i'm from eurpeo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telufial Posted January 30, 2009 Report Share Posted January 30, 2009 laugh... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evangelion Posted January 30, 2009 Report Share Posted January 30, 2009 10/10 Would read again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a-guitarist Posted January 30, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 30, 2009 I'm so jealous.... My favorite part. (10:17:53 PM) drunkari: my wife is actually my brother (10:18:08 PM) drunkari: and my dad (10:18:09 PM) a-guitarist: how'd that work? (10:18:20 PM) drunkari: i'm from eurpeo Mine too. a-g Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deykari Posted January 30, 2009 Report Share Posted January 30, 2009 I'm still convinced someone logged into my AIM account last night. Dey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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