ainbimagh Posted March 1, 2006 Report Share Posted March 1, 2006 "They say evil prevails when good men fail. What they ought say is, Evil Prevails." Yuri Orlov [Nicholas Cage], Lord of War What is yours? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghrialton Posted March 1, 2006 Report Share Posted March 1, 2006 That's a good one. Tight movie. Don't see many neutral/neutral main characters in movies anymore. I'll list some from my favorite villians. Lex Luthor: Wait a minute, now... I can give you the Brass Ring, unlimited freedom to maim and kill and destroy! PLUS: Lex Luthor's keen mind, Lex Luthor's savvy, Lex Luthor's career guidance... Scorpius: I’ve decided to give him the PeaceKeeper’s Guide to Frelling You Over in Less Than Nine Hundred Microts Scorpius again: Beat around the bush? Is that some sort of ritual? Top Dollar: Ya know, my daddy used to say every man's got a devil. And you can't rest 'til you find him... but if it's any consolation to you, you have put a smile on my face. The last one is probably my favorite of them all, but there's so many quotable lines out there it's hard to pick just one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psycho Child Posted March 1, 2006 Report Share Posted March 1, 2006 And shepards we shall be. For thee, my Lord, for thee. Power hath descended forth from thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out thy command. So we shall flow a river forth to Thee, and teaming with souls shall it ever be. In nomine Patris, et Fili, et Spiritus Sancti. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goomf Posted March 1, 2006 Report Share Posted March 1, 2006 NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! -Darth Vader in the third star wars movie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psycho Child Posted March 1, 2006 Report Share Posted March 1, 2006 Goomf, I was going to make fun of you for your quote choice, then I realized you already beat me to it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goomf Posted March 1, 2006 Report Share Posted March 1, 2006 The sad thing is that the character "Goomf" is probably the closest to my real personality in life. So very very sad... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sinavestos Posted March 1, 2006 Report Share Posted March 1, 2006 "When you will survive if you fight quickly and perish if you do not, this is called dying ground." Therefore it is said, "Put them on dying ground, and then they will live." -Sun Tzu, The Art of War Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goomf Posted March 1, 2006 Report Share Posted March 1, 2006 Actually, it's anything from schlock mercenary. 1. Pillage then Burn. (2/7/02, 3/8/03, 4/4/04, 7/22/04) 6: If violence wasn’t your last resort, you failed to resort to enough of it. 8. Mockery and derision have their place. Usually, it's on the far side of the airlock. (11/21/02) 9. Never turn your back on an enemy. (3/8/03) 12. A soft answer turneth away wrath. Once wrath is looking the other way, shoot it in the head. (11/21/02…notes section) 13. Do unto Others. (3/8/03) 16. Your name is in the mouth of others: be sure it has teeth. (11/21/02) 27. Don't be afraid to be the first to resort to violence. (3/8/03) 29. The Enemy of my enemy is my enemy's enemy. No more. No less. (3/8/03, 9/29/03) 30. A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go. (3/8/03) 31. Only Cheaters prosper. (5/11/03) 34. If you’re leaving scorch marks...you need a bigger gun. (2/29/04) 35. That which does not kill you has made a tactical error. (T-shirt sold by author) 36. When the going gets tough, the tough call for close air support. (10/2/03) 37. There is no "overkill". There is only "open fire" and "I need to reload." (2/23/04, 4/6/04, 6/23/04…partial) xx. Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Take his fish away and tell him he's lucky just to be alive, and he'll figure out how to catch another one for you to take tomorrow. (4/4/04, no official rule number given) xx. Just because it's easy for you doesn't mean it can't be hard on your clients. (3/26/04…possible. No full reference) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rairen Posted March 1, 2006 Report Share Posted March 1, 2006 That may be the... coolest thing ever. Except for possibly the "How to be an Evil Overlord". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elfdude Posted March 1, 2006 Report Share Posted March 1, 2006 it is not who I am, as it is the hate I feel: shai hulud lyrics on my back, werd up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chayesh Posted March 1, 2006 Report Share Posted March 1, 2006 WESTMORELAND: O that we now had here But one ten thousand of those men in England That do no work to-day! KING: What's he that wishes so? My cousin Westmoreland? No, my fair cousin; If we are mark'd to die, we are enow To do our country loss; and if to live, The fewer men, the greater share of honour. God's will! I pray thee, wish not one man more. By Jove, I am not covetous for gold, Nor care I who doth feed upon my cost; It yearns me not if men my garments wear; Such outward things dwell not in my desires. But if it be a sin to covet honour, I am the most offending soul alive. No, faith, my coz, wish not a man from England. God's peace! I would not lose so great an honour As one man more methinks would share from me For the best hope I have. O, do not wish one more! Rather proclaim it, Westmoreland, through my host, That he which hath no stomach to this fight, Let him depart; his passport shall be made, And crowns for convoy put into his purse; We would not die in that man's company That fears his fellowship to die with us. This day is call'd the feast of Crispian. He that outlives this day, and comes safe home, Will stand a tip-toe when this day is nam'd, And rouse him at the name of Crispian. He that shall live this day, and see old age, Will yearly on the vigil feast his neighbours, And say 'To-morrow is Saint Crispian.' Then will he strip his sleeve and show his scars, And say 'These wounds I had on Crispian's day.' Old men forget; yet all shall be forgot, But he'll remember, with advantages, What feats he did that day. Then shall our names, Familiar in his mouth as household words- Harry the King, Bedford and Exeter, Warwick and Talbot, Salisbury and Gloucester- Be in their flowing cups freshly rememb'red. This story shall the good man teach his son; And Crispin Crispian shall ne'er go by, From this day to the ending of the world, But we in it shall be remembered- We few, we happy few, we band of brothers; For he to-day that sheds his blood with me Shall be my brother; be he ne'er so vile, This day shall gentle his condition; Make him a member of the gentry, even if he is a commoner. And gentlemen in England now-a-bed Shall think themselves accurs'd they were not here, And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks That fought with us upon Saint Crispin's day. Before the Battle of Agincourt, 25 October 1415 Shakespeare Henry V, Act 4, Scene 3 (bold quote especially cool) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psycho Child Posted March 1, 2006 Report Share Posted March 1, 2006 Thats a speach, not a quote. I've heard it afore though, I agree its a good one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chayesh Posted March 1, 2006 Report Share Posted March 1, 2006 It's in quote in that I am quoting a portion of the entire play. And you're damn skippy it's a good one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dale Posted March 1, 2006 Report Share Posted March 1, 2006 We smoke while we shoot the bird. -urr - ATHF- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deykari Posted March 1, 2006 Report Share Posted March 1, 2006 I pity.... "the fool who derives self-asteem from mocking other people's appearance." - Mr. T "the fool who knocks on car windows in disrespect." - Mr. T "the fool's fool who wears a fool's gold necklace." - Mr. T Just as an aside, did you know that 31 fools are born every minute to keep up with the rate inwhich Mr. T pities? Dey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baby Hippo Posted March 1, 2006 Report Share Posted March 1, 2006 10. "Girls with guy names are so hot" --Poker buddy 9. "Giggity giggity giggity" -- Quagmire 8. "i'm not fat, The doctor told me I was Morbidly Obese" -- Me 7. "When all else fails... **** it." -- Somewhere 6. "Life Goes on... maybe not yours" 5. "Eeby Jeeby" - My weird *** roommate 4. "**** you" & 1. "You suck... Jackass" -- Happy Gilmore Most are just random quotes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-red- Posted March 1, 2006 Report Share Posted March 1, 2006 "Kaa kaa bang, **** I'm dead!" - the Crow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icor Posted March 1, 2006 Report Share Posted March 1, 2006 "Go shovel the yard before the grass dies." - My dad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delfytheelfy Posted March 1, 2006 Report Share Posted March 1, 2006 "I can't belive it, I mean "gosh" "darn" a huge bag of ma' piss right there on the floor!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a-guitarist Posted March 1, 2006 Report Share Posted March 1, 2006 "Oh.... bull poopies..." - My Mom a-g Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merriwren Posted March 1, 2006 Report Share Posted March 1, 2006 A few favorites: "My only regret...is that I have... bone-itis" -Futurama "A meal that costs me my dignity is still free." - Garland, 8-bit theatre "Here take this magic amulet." "Thanks, what powers does it have?" "Well...it's a burger, so I guess...snacking." -Perfect Hair Forever "Did you think of that all by yourself? Oh you're so funny! I've never heard that before, ever. I mean, that's what she says on the show right? 'You are the weakest link, goodbye!'. But here you've taken it out of context, to insult me, in this everyday situation! Mm.. that's so fresh too! Got any Titanic jokes to throw out, while we're hitting these at the height of their popularity? Hmm... God you're so funny!" - Family Guy Chayesh you made me want to go read some Shakespeare. I forgot how much I loved that play. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarriorCleric Posted March 1, 2006 Report Share Posted March 1, 2006 My dad said it. WC || \/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fiere Posted March 1, 2006 Report Share Posted March 1, 2006 "You idiot! Saying my name backwards without the S doesn't mean I have to give you a free meal! It means I lose the ability to fly" "Whoh, you can fly?" "Not anymore." -Homestar Runner, Bubs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister E Posted March 1, 2006 Report Share Posted March 1, 2006 "It is great to be remembered, but far cheaper to be forgotten" -Chinese Fortune Cookie. Got it very close to X-mas, so I found it rather amusing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pali Posted March 1, 2006 Report Share Posted March 1, 2006 "All I know is you've gotta play the hand that life deals you. Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose... but at least you're in the game." -Vic Fontaine, "It's Only A Paper Moon", Star Trek DS9 "If there is no great glorious end to all this, if nothing we do matters... then all that matters is what we do. Because that's all there is, what we do now, today. Because if there's no bigger meaning, then the smallest act of kindness... is the greatest thing in the world." -Angel, Angel "It's time to prove to your friends that you're worth a damn. Sometimes that means dying; sometimes that means killing a whole lot of people." -Dwight, Sin City Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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