ainbimagh Posted March 3, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 3, 2006 The differance between drunks and alcoholics. alcoholics spend their money on AA dues. drunks spend it on beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.Twendrist Posted March 3, 2006 Report Share Posted March 3, 2006 when the atomic bomb was first dropped..." There are two things infinate in this world, the universe and human kinds stupidity, and I am not sure about the universe." -Albert Einstein Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a-guitarist Posted March 3, 2006 Report Share Posted March 3, 2006 Alcoholic; a person who drinks as much as I do that I don't like. But the real reason I came to this thread... "Does Wayne Brady have ta' choke a b*tch?" - Wayne Brady a-g Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dale Posted March 3, 2006 Report Share Posted March 3, 2006 "Does Wayne Brady have ta' choke a b*tch?" - Wayne Brady a-g I love that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MeleeCrazy Posted March 3, 2006 Report Share Posted March 3, 2006 "This is not a option ni**a, either you smoke this or we're gonna have a problem!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fiere Posted March 3, 2006 Report Share Posted March 3, 2006 Someone posted on the shout outs one of my new favorite quotes by Bender: "Now ya done make me use my pimp hand!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warpnow Posted March 3, 2006 Report Share Posted March 3, 2006 I am gonna catch the next pimpmobile outta here! I am gonna start my own amusement park...with blackjack...and hookers! Forget the amusement park! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MeleeCrazy Posted March 3, 2006 Report Share Posted March 3, 2006 Peter Griffin - "Superman!? Why are you here?" Superman - "Well a hooker made a crack about me being faster than a speeding bullet, so I ripped her in half like a phone book." Love that one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest emp_newb Posted March 5, 2006 Report Share Posted March 5, 2006 If we don't succeed we run the risk of failure- george w. bush when we first started in Iraq We ar e going to have the smartest americans in the world! - Al gore, on what his changes to education system are going to do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pali Posted March 5, 2006 Report Share Posted March 5, 2006 If we don't succeed we run the risk of failure- george w. bush when we first started in Iraq We ar e going to have the smartest americans in the world! - Al gore, on what his changes to education system are going to do. Sadly, I read a survey taken by 300 Americans between age 18 and 24 showed that 70% of them couldn't find EDIT: New Jersey on a map, 49% couldn't find New York on a map, and 11% couldn't find the United States on a map. Stats like that make me as ashamed of this country as religious fundies down south who want to setup a theocracy do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarriorCleric Posted March 5, 2006 Report Share Posted March 5, 2006 Now why don't you tell us where this survey was taken, and who produced it? WC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ainbimagh Posted March 5, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 5, 2006 Yeah I took a survey. 100% OF America has no Idea what a mud is. Survey was Taken in March 2006 Sample Size 10 Survey Coordinator Myself Questions used. Do you know what a MUD is? Are you familiar with Text-based role playing games? Control Question: Dont you love how biased surveys are? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psycho Child Posted March 5, 2006 Report Share Posted March 5, 2006 "I like to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada." - Britney Spears Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ex-D&Der Posted March 5, 2006 Report Share Posted March 5, 2006 Sadly' date=' I read a survey taken by 300 Americans between age 18 and 24 showed that 70% of them couldn't find Rhode Island on a map, 49% couldn't find New York on a map, and 11% couldn't find the United States on a map.[/quote'] "...85% said the U.S. mission is mainly 'to retaliate for Saddam’s role in the 9-11 attacks...'" February 28, 2006 Zogby International Poll of U.S. troops in Iraq. http://www.zogby.com/news/ReadNews.dbm?ID=1075 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Greased Weasel Posted March 5, 2006 Report Share Posted March 5, 2006 "Burn the village, rape the horses, and ride out on the women!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pali Posted March 5, 2006 Report Share Posted March 5, 2006 Here you are, stooge. http://archives.cnn.com/2002/EDUCATION/11/20/geography.quiz/ Found that because I needed an article that had something to do with Iraq and geography for a class. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizz Posted March 6, 2006 Report Share Posted March 6, 2006 Ren and STimpy: Ren: Everything's so clear to me now. I'm the King of the Cheese, and you're the Lemon Merchant. ----- Stimpy: Ahem. Presenting the Cheese-A-Phone. Now we can communicate with various cheeses, regardless of their foreign tongue. Go ahead, Ren, say something in Limburger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dogmeat Posted March 6, 2006 Report Share Posted March 6, 2006 Invader Zim, first episode "GIR reporting for duty!" "GIR? What does the G stand for?" "... I dont know" "Let us rain some doom down upon the filthy heads of our doomed enemies!" "I'm gonna sing the doom song now... Doom, doom, doom" "Hurry GIR, what did you learn?" "I saw a squirrel" And last one "Master, where did you go? Where are you?" "I'm right here GIR, it's me. And keep it down, do you wanna wake up the whole planet?" "I do" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brsingr Posted March 6, 2006 Report Share Posted March 6, 2006 "what is life, but a series of things that piss you off?" - my mom (i consider her a villian) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Designated_Driver Posted March 8, 2006 Report Share Posted March 8, 2006 Mariska Hargitay's character on Law and Order: SVU, to crime scene detectives. "Guys... anyone find a severed foot?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MeleeCrazy Posted March 13, 2006 Report Share Posted March 13, 2006 "May I have your attention for a moment....ahem Jesus was black, Ronald Raegan is the devil, and the government is lying about 9-11, thank you for your time." - Huey/The Boondocks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aulian Posted March 13, 2006 Report Share Posted March 13, 2006 Ownage The most inspirational times in my life are when I get my hair cut. Coz in the barber they have this poster of muhammad Ali on the wall with this quote: "Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brsingr Posted April 1, 2006 Report Share Posted April 1, 2006 i like that, your barber rocks. my barber is an annoying vietnamise (how u spell that?) lady, no poster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brsingr Posted April 1, 2006 Report Share Posted April 1, 2006 "Give me that pencil, or I swear to god, I'll ****ing kill you!"-me "Give me those legos, or I swear to god I'll blow your ****ing head off!"-me psychotic, no? (I didn't mean these, obviously.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EyeSeeU Posted April 5, 2006 Report Share Posted April 5, 2006 "Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo." - H.G. Wells. "Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted." - Albert Einstein "Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake." - Napoleon Bonaparte "The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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