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brsingr

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There is something about VD (valentine's day although I imagine any combination of V and D would be 9 different flavors of awful.) threads that make me want to uppercut people. Something about a good uppercut says "I don't love you...but I do respect your right to be unconscious."

Happy Valentine's Day to all my soulless soldiers...reduced to hollow shells of the former great men they were by the twisted power of the XX chromosomes. Continue to struggle against your whiskey (or drink of choice) bottle...victory may be fleeting...but we all remember the triumphs.

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And of course Dey is right there to drool on their shoes...

Brsingr, you disappoint. I opened this thread hoping to find.that Cupid really exists but only after being in severe psychosis and tweaking for months at a time and that the "real truth" was that it's actually satan who's teamed up with the big purple dinosaur named Barney to destroy the world one relationship at a time. But then again who knows, maybe that -is- the "real truth"... ;)

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Did you know that although there actually was a st. valentine, valentines day was invented by a card company to sell cards? So it is just a reason for people to buy ****. That being said, i am with someone new now, someone who i really care for, and that has been keeping me from acting on most of the ridiculous schemes that pop into my head unsolicited. Having someone who i care for has given me a reason to live, and therefore Improved my impulse control.

If i die single, it will be because i acted impulsively and did something extremely dangerous without caring about the possible consequences.

now to think about what will happen if i die married?

EDIT: wow... death and valentines in the same post. I am in a contemplative mood right now, sorry.

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