FL playerbase MMA matches

[Celerity]

Inspired by the poll in the other section...

For round one of the grand tournament of mud nerds...

Who will be the winner in these matchups? No-one knows! Only you can tell! Will it by decision (points), KO (death), or submission (agony)? Give some details! Give your vote!

1. Brsingr "Pimp wannabe" vs Mya "DayDooms" (manifested craziness)

2. Grim_reefer "Puff Puff" vs Pali "the Responsible Drug User" (to the tracks of Bob Marley...)

3. Emp_newb "the Pretender" vs Deykari "Wasted" (for the newbie crown)

4. Eshaine "Rank Advantage" vs Raargant "Redmarker" (pain...)

5. Evangelion "mynameisnotfromAnime" vs Mudder "Generic Alias" (this is actually round 2 for super nerd---see the akomak thread)

6. Mindflayer "Death Incarnate" vs Celerity "Demon-eyes" (The ref will ignore tap-outs--only one will walk out of the ring)

7. Kyzarius "Vampire Hunter D" vs Tassinvegeta "Iamabada$$" (no holds barred...)

8. a_guitarist "the Guitarist" vs Warriorcleric aka "Paladin" (deathmatch of the twin brothers)

9. Mali "Cancer" vs Iusedtobesomebody "Avariel" aka "Elf" (far past their primes but still rolling in their graves)

10. Nekky "Giant of the Law" vs Aulian "Sheep" (representing Aussie and NZ pride respectively)

[Grim_Reefer]

Here are my predictions.

Mya by KO (she will lead him astray and he will fall into a death trap)

Grim by decision (We'll get stoned and he'll forget about the fight and I will lay on last minute game winning punches)

EMP NEWB by KO (Deykari is a limey wimp)

Mudder by KO (Evangelion doesn't leave his house, he only muds)

Mindflayer by first minute submission (The dude is huge)

TassinVegeta by KO (Kyzarius is old)

WarriorCleric by KO (Hes a warrior cleric)

Mali and Iutbs... I don't know, that sounds like a good fight, probably come to decision.

Aulian by decision (He will probably cheat to win)

[Nekky]

You say Mindflayer wins in first minute submission because he's huge, and I lose?

Sheesh. I'm bigger than that runt, and he knows it.

[Celerity]

You forgot eshaine vs raar!

[Guest emp_newb]

Grrr, how the **** did I get my title

[Celerity]

anyone who claims to be the emperor of newbies is obviously a pretender to the throne...

[Guest emp_newb]

Grrrrr. I am and always have been Emporer of newbs. I will smash anyone into oblivion who feels otherwise. As long as they go linkdead after trying to switch weapons

[Guest emp_newb]

I got aulian over winning, he is a ba-a-a-aa-a-d ***

[Celerity]

let's hear your votes!

[Deykari]

1. Brsingr "Pimp wannabe" vs Mya "DayDooms" (manifested craziness)

Brsingr will probably create some random home-made drug, generating all kinds of toxic fumes to try and beat Mya... ignorant to the fact that whilst usually they would make the average person into an incoherent, babbling mess... it will turn Mya into the exact opposite (for obvious reasons) and she will win every single fight in this tournament. Mya wins by KO.

2. Grim_reefer "Puff Puff" vs Pali "the Responsible Drug User" (to the tracks of Bob Marley...)

Grim_reefer will start a thread about how Pali was killed in a car accident and the fight won't even happen, resulting in a default victory for Grim.

3. Emp_newb "the Pretender" vs Deykari "Wasted" (for the newbie crown)

Emp_newb by KO. No contest. He's huge and battle-hardened, I'm small and skinny and 99% of my fighting experience comes from being slapped by disgruntled women. However, the reason the fight would end by KO wouldn't be due to any of that. It'd be because I'd be getting carried into the fight already unconscious. Emp_newb by KO.

4. Eshaine "Rank Advantage" vs Raargant "Redmarker" (pain...)

This fight will be close, definitely going to points. I give Raargant the edge here though. Eshaine won't be able to see when her eyes are covered in red ink. Raargant wins on points.

5. Evangelion "mynameisnotfromAnime" vs Mudder "Generic Alias" (this is actually round

2 for super nerd---see the akomak thread)

Mudder has the edge here, so I think I'd have to step in and be Evangelion's mentor for a second time in his life. Evangelion wins by submission, on account of getting so wasted he collapses onto Mudder.

6. Mindflayer "Death Incarnate" vs Celerity "Demon-eyes" (The ref will ignore tap-outs--only one will walk out of the ring)

I vote for Mindflayer to win by KO, because I'm playing Baldur's Gate II at the moment and I ****ing hate fighting Mindflayers.

7. Kyzarius "Vampire Hunter D" vs Tassinvegeta "Iamabada$$" (no holds barred...)

Kyzarius wins by KO, because in this sort of grudge fight, you can count on him 100% to be playing maledict-and-run style.

8. a_guitarist "the Guitarist" vs Warriorcleric aka "Paladin" (deathmatch of the twin brothers)

WC by KO. I mean, come on. This guy has probably already carried out comprehensive searches of all possible outcomes of this fight and carried out comprehensive searches on ways to counter the ones involving his loss.

9. Mali "Cancer" vs Iusedtobesomebody "Avariel" aka "Elf" (far past their primes but still rolling in their graves)

My vote goes to secret option #3, which involves the third old-timer L-A storming in and smashing both of these up whilst delivering his trademark forum taunts.

10. Nekky "Giant of the Law" vs Aulian "Sheep" (representing Aussie and NZ pride respectively)

This is an unfair fight straight from the word go (Nekky VS Aulian and his personal baaaa-ing army) but I think Nekky's sheer size would just end up in a dead Aulian wrapped in 200 woolen coats. Nekky wins by KO.

Dey

[Mali]

Ok, I'll bite

1. Brsingr vs Mya

Although popular opinion goes to Maya. Brsingr's sheer unpredictability and innovation in martial combat will pave the way for a KO ending in the death of Mya.

2. Grim_reefer vs Pali

This fight goes to Pali and the forces of righteousness, likely through submission.

3. Emp_newb Vs Deykari

If I didn't have inside knowledge of this fight I might think it would come to a decision. Just wait for the surprise ending (KO by Deykari).

4. Eshaine Vs Raargant

Eshaine through a prolonged submission (agony). Sorry Raargant, thats just the way it goes sometimes.

5. Evangelion Vs Mudder

Evangelion should not even get in the ring and should consider returning to basic training. Mudder dominates if there is a fight at all.

6. Mindflayer Vs Celerity

Mindflayer is a big guy, but stands no chance to Celerity's hotness. Mindflayer refuses to hit a girl, and Celerity knifes him in the gut and brings his organs home as a trophy until her next merciless kill.

7. Kyzarius Vs Tassinvegeta

I cannot predict this fight. A vampire fighting a super saiyan will make for a worthy show.

8. AG Vs WC

This fight ends in a decision. WC has a history of judo training and the will to win, but AG might just resort to the dirty tactics in combat that he is known for. Then again, I wouldn't be surprised if they team up for some violence against the ref's and crowd.

9. Mali Vs Iusedtobesomebody

First of all, I'm 25 so hardly past my prime. I'd like to say that I would win this one if the fight was fair. However, the match gets thrown in round 2. Av's redneck brothers cornered me in a parking lot and told me what would happen if I didn't follow the plan (it involves a pickup truck and a rope). A classic betrayal by an old friend... but everyone makes some money if they place their bets right.

10. Nekky Vs Aulian

I could use this time to post about NZ and how european invasion has determined the course of pacific island history, but the simple truth is that Aulian doesn't stand a chance. KO.

[Deykari]

3. Emp_newb Vs Deykari

If I didn't have inside knowledge of this fight I might think it would come to a decision. Just wait for the surprise ending (KO by Deykari).

That's right.

Dey

[Celerity]

Far past your prime was more in reference to your FL career, not your real life!

[Mali]

Haha, fair enough

[Guest emp_newb]

That's right.

Dey

Dey would take in enough alcohol to raise his pain tolerance. But late in the second round a flock of angry turkeys maul him.

[Mindflayer]

A crafty and entertaining post Celerity. Our match up is reminiscent of our respective "WC's Player's Picture Page" thread comments

[Guest emp_newb]

1. Brsingr "Pimp wannabe" vs Mya "DayDooms" (manifested craziness)

Brsingr would blow them both up in a vacuum distillied coctail of doom.

2. Grim_reefer "Puff Puff" vs Pali "the Responsible Drug User" (to the tracks of Bob Marley...)

FIght called due to a heavy fog

3. Emp_newb "the Pretender" vs Deykari "Wasted" (for the newbie crown)

I would slip a rufie in his beer.

4. Eshaine "Rank Advantage" vs Raargant "Redmarker" (pain...)

The first ever IMM calling a deaths hand. But it would be a raargant sized meteor

5. Evangelion "mynameisnotfromAnime" vs Mudder "Generic Alias" (this is actually round 2 for super nerd---see the akomak thread)

Bali would end up crushing mudder. Literally.

6. Mindflayer "Death Incarnate" vs Celerity "Demon-eyes" (The ref will ignore tap-outs--only one will walk out of the ring)

Celerity by way of uber hot fire giant stare of doom. Mindflayer would be helpless.

7. Kyzarius "Vampire Hunter D" vs Tassinvegeta "Iamabada$$" (no holds barred...)

Tassin has a damn boat. a big *** navy boat.

8. a_guitarist "the Guitarist" vs Warriorcleric aka "Paladin" (deathmatch of the twin brothers)

I remember that video of WC getting pwned in like ten seconds. and AG would riddle him with jack sparrow-esque comments.

9. Mali "Cancer" vs Iusedtobesomebody "Avariel" aka "Elf" (far past their primes but still rolling in their graves)

Draw. Two broken hips ends a fight.

10. Nekky "Giant of the Law" vs Aulian "Sheep" (representing Aussie and NZ pride respectively)

Nekky leads an army of dingos to combat aulians sheep infantry. It ends with a cup of tea, and some bloody coats.

[HBwillie]

1. Brsingr "Pimp wannabe"

vs

Mya "DayDooms" (manifested craziness)

I see Brsingr as a Diego Sanchez. Just crazy as hell. Mya is more of a Frank Trigg, misinforming when commenting on a fight. Not knowing what the hell submissions are called but taking a stab at it anyway. The fight goes to Mya by 1st round gogoplata.

2. Grim_reefer "Puff Puff"

vs

Pali "the Responsible Drug User" (to the tracks of Bob Marley...)

Grim is definitely Sokodjou. Pali is Jason Black. Grim by TKO second rd.

3. Emp_newb "the Pretender"

vs

Deykari "Wasted" (for the newbie crown)

Shane Carwin VS Terry Etim. Give me emp_newb 1st round KO. The size advantage is too much.

4. Eshaine "Rank Advantage"

vs

Raargant "Redmarker" (pain...)

Julie Kedsie VS Brock Lesnar. Give me the big dumb animal in this one. First round KO.

5. Evangelion "mynameisnotfromAnime"

vs

Mudder "Generic Alias" (this is actually round 2 for super nerd---see the akomak thread)

Zuluzhino VS Hong Man Choi. Nobody really wins here. Mudder by decision.

6. Mindflayer "Death Incarnate"

vs

Celerity "Demon-eyes" (The ref will ignore tap-outs--only one will walk out of the ring)

Roger Huerta VS Gina Carano. I think you two are actually going to fall in love at first sight and refuse to fight one another. No contest.

7. Kyzarius "Vampire Hunter D"

vs

Tassinvegeta "Iamabada$$" (no holds barred...)

Randy Couture VS Rashad Evans. The speed will be overwhelming. Tassin by 3rd round KO.

8. a_guitarist "the Guitarist"

vs

Warriorcleric aka "Paladin" (deathmatch of the twin brothers)

Dan VS Joe Lauzon. After a Boring fight WC by 3rd round rear naked choke.

9. Mali "Cancer"

vs

Iusedtobesomebody "Avariel" aka "Elf" (far past their primes but still rolling in their graves)

Chuck Liddell and Matt Hughes at catchweight (both past their primes). Mali wins by 3rd round KO.

10. Nekky "Giant of the Law"

vs

Aulian "Sheep" (representing Aussie and NZ pride respectively)

Semmy Schilt VS Elvis Sinosic. Nekky by 1st round KO (knees)

[Pali]

1. Brsingr "Pimp wannabe" vs Mya "DayDooms" (manifested craziness)

Mya. She'd confuse Brsingr too much.

2. Grim_reefer "Puff Puff" vs Pali "the Responsible Drug User" (to the tracks of Bob Marley...)

Grim. The crappiness of Bob Marley music will cripple me before the fight even begins.

3. Emp_newb "the Pretender" vs Deykari "Wasted" (for the newbie crown)

Deykari - the difference in time zones will give him an advantage.

4. Eshaine "Rank Advantage" vs Raargant "Redmarker" (pain...)

Raar may be a big, burly, slightly retarded dwarf, but Eshaine's got a vagina. That it's filled with razor sharp teeth and the stench of death only counts even more in her favor.

5. Evangelion "mynameisnotfromAnime" vs Mudder "Generic Alias" (this is actually round 2 for super nerd---see the akomak thread)

Evangelion, by virtue of his name being four letters longer.

6. Mindflayer "Death Incarnate" vs Celerity "Demon-eyes" (The ref will ignore tap-outs--only one will walk out of the ring)

Like Eshaine, Celerity wins this one through the power of the vagina - though her's is on fire rather than dead.

7. Kyzarius "Vampire Hunter D" vs Tassinvegeta "Iamabada$$" (no holds barred...)

Kyzarius. His name's cooler.

8. a_guitarist "the Guitarist" vs Warriorcleric aka "Paladin" (deathmatch of the twin brothers)

My stooge can never fall!

9. Mali "Cancer" vs Iusedtobesomebody "Avariel" aka "Elf" (far past their primes but still rolling in their graves)

Whoever gets drunker faster.

10. Nekky "Giant of the Law" vs Aulian "Sheep" (representing Aussie and NZ pride respectively)

Nekky, because Aulian's too busy hugging trees to fight.

[Ali_gmud]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

the power of the vagina, oh my god.... I was depressed and sleepy, now I feel.... oh... You know waht that last comment has actually given me the motivation to roll a character, I'm going to begin my description now and get rolling... thanks pali... the stench of death, oh god...

[Aulian]

Aulian by decision (He will probably cheat to win)

Shrug, Im irish, we fight to win, not for honor.

[KRins]

Shrug' date=' Im irish, we fight to win, not for honor.[/quote']

Amen brother. I find it hilarious that the people with martial training are nowhere to be found on the fight card. Everything is pretty much a toss up except Celerity's fight...we all know Mindflayer's knees would get weak when confronted with FL's Valkyrie beauty queen, then she would proceed to devour his soul fueling her demonic powers and most like triggering Armageddon.

[Raargant]

ROFLMAO!!!!

Thank you, Celerity. This thread is @#*@$@ awesome

[Grim_Reefer]

2. Grim_reefer "Puff Puff" vs Pali "the Responsible Drug User" (to the tracks of Bob Marley...)

Grim. The crappiness of Bob Marley music will cripple me before the fight even begins.

Dude, I agree, Bob Marley is ****ty as ****.

[Twinblades713]

Dude' date=' I agree, Bob Marley is ****ty as ****.[/quote']

So who's freaking playing it?!!?!?!

... MYA.

Leave it to her to rig a fight she's not in.