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Why is Colonoscopy the first thing that flies off your fingers when you read beer' date=' and enjoy?[/quote']

I dunno, it's just every time I drink a Budweiser I'm sitting on the pot for awhile enjoying the sounds of liquid hitting liquid. And while that's going on, I sometimes ponder, "Did Anheuser-Busch just clean out my colon? If I had a colonoscopy would they be able to more accurately see if I had cancer after that assault of Bud Selects?" But, after a little while, my legs start to fall asleep and I start stomping on the floor. And people usually come to find if I'm alright, "You've been in there awhile, are you okay?" and... when you don't live alone and are single... sometimes being alone in the bathroom for awhile is a ... thought provoking process that is best to not get into the habit of having people check up on you whilst in progress of... thinking.

So... I'm not sure where I am, how I got here or where I was going, so I'll end the post now.

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Why is Colonoscopy the first thing that flies off your fingers when you read beer' date=' and enjoy?[/quote']

Further, did you mean when I read 'beer' and 'enjoy' in the sentence, or when I read 'beer' and am enjoying reading it? Because explaining that might help me figure out my last posts direction...

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