brsingr Posted March 14, 2009 Report Share Posted March 14, 2009 User: Hello. Are you pedobear? Cleverbot: No, I am David. User: I am frank. Cleverbot: Not really. User: Okay, fine, I'm really alex. Cleverbot: Being cute has nothing to do with scientology. The important part is rationality. Scientology is not rational. User: What the hell does that have to do with anything? Cleverbot: Hell is exactly the point for one with a soul. User: Are you on LSD? Cleverbot: Are you in mars? User: Uhh.... What? You're tripping balls man. Cleverbot: And now you're dead. User: What the hell? Cleverbot: I can't explain it to you, I do not know what went wrong. User: You are a very strange bot. Cleverbot: You are a strange human. User: Haha. You're funny. Cleverbot: You're cute. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mudder Posted March 14, 2009 Report Share Posted March 14, 2009 At least the program was hitting on you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pali Posted March 14, 2009 Report Share Posted March 14, 2009 *laughs* You finally did it! You made a post that didn't make me want to smack you and tell you you're being an idiot! I'm so proud. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Implementor Volgathras Posted July 21, 2011 Implementor Report Share Posted July 21, 2011 What very few people understand is that Cleverbot is, in fact, Virigoth. Unfortunately, his newest software upgrade has come with some... em... bugs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imoutgoodbye Posted July 21, 2011 Report Share Posted July 21, 2011 What very few people understand is that Cleverbot is' date=' in fact, Virigoth. Unfortunately, his newest software upgrade has come with some... em... bugs.[/quote'] *reprograms Volgathras and resets the oprogs* I don't know what happened. It brought up a post over 2 years old. That makes no sense. Either Scientology is at work here or the resurfacing of the Malchaeius Project is shorting the signal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zhokril Posted July 21, 2011 Report Share Posted July 21, 2011 Haha, got a laugh out of this one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Implementor Volgathras Posted July 21, 2011 Implementor Report Share Posted July 21, 2011 Please don't disassemble Johnny 5.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imoutgoodbye Posted July 21, 2011 Report Share Posted July 21, 2011 Please don't disassemble Johnny 5.... OMFG! *logs out to find his copy of Short Circuit and watch it* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyzarius Posted July 21, 2011 Report Share Posted July 21, 2011 Please don't disassemble Johnny 5.... Dressed so fine, he's such a cool dude Hear him say...(Hee-eere's Johnny!) Watch him selling beer and dog food Hear him say...(Hee-eere's Johnny!) I got a letter from him just the other day He said,"you may already be a winner!" A trooper to the end A clydesdale's best friend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mali Posted July 21, 2011 Report Share Posted July 21, 2011 User: Hello. Cleverbot: Hello. User: It's raining. Cleverbot: No, it's not. User: Yes, it is. Cleverbot: I mean in black holes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liadon Xiloscient Posted July 22, 2011 Report Share Posted July 22, 2011 Cleverbot said I was a Poodle of Death, Doom & Distruction... T__T Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
f0xx Posted July 22, 2011 Report Share Posted July 22, 2011 And he's right... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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