Grim_Reefer Posted April 13, 2009 Report Share Posted April 13, 2009 So I went to Scarborough Faire this weekend and managed to get kicked out. I have been kicked out of hundreds of places in my life, but this is probably the only one where I have laughed hysterically afterwards. I don't know if you are familiar with the Faire, but the security guys are wearing bright yellow shirts that say like, "Ye Olde Guardsmen" and kilts. I had gotten into it with one of these fellows before because I was "wearing my pants too low", which I find absurd to worry about when the dude is wearing a kilt and there are half-naked women running around every where. Long story short, some serious **** went down at the Human Chess match which ended in my untimely ejection from the faire. Little do they know I will be back this weekend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mudder Posted April 13, 2009 Report Share Posted April 13, 2009 So the guardsmen thing is funny. Your pants? Do they think this is Highschool or something? Serious ****? Did you pants fall the rest of the way down? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarriorCleric Posted April 13, 2009 Report Share Posted April 13, 2009 Without explaining the long story, I not sure what to think. Regardless, why not just not go back? Unless you were intentionally dropping your pants down to yours knees to be an assclown, I don't see why anyone would start making comments given that the fashion has been about for quite a while now, but that's no reason to go back and start **** and ruin other peoples weekend. Just go **** on the hood of that guys car. WC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest emp_newb Posted April 13, 2009 Report Share Posted April 13, 2009 Or toss some roadkill on the hood instead, that is just disgusting **** to see 3 feet of spread out possum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim_Reefer Posted April 13, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 13, 2009 I'm not going back for vengeance, I'm going back to finish having the good time I was having before it was so abruptly taken from me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarriorCleric Posted April 13, 2009 Report Share Posted April 13, 2009 I'm not going back for vengeance' date=' I'm going back to finish having the good time I was having before it was so abruptly taken from me.[/quote'] Sorry man, I just assumed. WC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim_Reefer Posted April 13, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 13, 2009 Well, the reason I actually got ejected was because the guy whining about my pants was nonchalantly following me around, and then came up and gave me some grief while I was watching the human chess match. He was like, "Not genna ask ye again m'lord." and I'm like, "You know what? Here." and I took my pants off and handed them to the guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarriorCleric Posted April 13, 2009 Report Share Posted April 13, 2009 Please tell me you were not going commando. WC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deykari Posted April 13, 2009 Report Share Posted April 13, 2009 Scarborough is a 20 minute drive away from my house. Dey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest emp_newb Posted April 13, 2009 Report Share Posted April 13, 2009 Dey, you are the scarborough faerie!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mudder Posted April 13, 2009 Report Share Posted April 13, 2009 Well' date=' the reason I actually got ejected was because the guy whining about my pants was nonchalantly following me around, and then came up and gave me some grief while I was watching the human chess match. He was like, "Not genna ask ye again m'lord." and I'm like, "You know what? Here." and I took my pants off and handed them to the guy.[/quote'] ROFL. This story gets better and better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malchaeius Posted April 13, 2009 Report Share Posted April 13, 2009 Well' date=' the reason I actually got ejected was because the guy whining about my pants was nonchalantly following me around, and then came up and gave me some grief while I was watching the human chess match. He was like, "Not genna ask ye again m'lord." and I'm like, "You know what? Here." and I took my pants off and handed them to the guy.[/quote'] I just laughed out loud for a good thirty seconds. Thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizz Posted April 14, 2009 Report Share Posted April 14, 2009 Spongebob no pants? Grim, I'm afraid that they probably have your picture posted in all the ticket booths if you did that. Too bad you got ejected. There are contact jugglers at Scarborough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim_Reefer Posted April 14, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 14, 2009 Actually got a bit of a contact juggling lesson, these people were in a tent selling the balls for it and this dude gave some lessons. I'm terrible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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