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The Most Retarded Thing you Did to get yourself killed againts another person.


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If I am not mistaken as Jevrax I was fighting someone that had a similar name as me.. I was hurt pretty bad and no word of a lie.. I actually casted evil aura on myself and the combination of me being poisoned actually got me killed.

Did the same thing in 1.0 , myself.

c acid 1.

Whoops, I entered last.

Your acid blast MANGLES you!

You have been KILLED!

Was trying to finish someone off with low HP.

Back when you could hurt yourself (and lose % on it as well)

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hahaha omg I have the log.

It also shows Iraekiira, basically get bent over, and gang banged as well.

It's really quite sad.

Dumbest thing I've done, actually most of my actions I do are usually quite planned out, defensively never offensively... but, I forgot to put up my stance after being awoken from my poison when being slept/strangled/blackjacked, and continued to battle... no sanc during high level fights is basically the dumbest thing IMO you can do.

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Balinor's Ninja Syndicate Wannabe tells you: "Hey, want a

Deykari's bountied cleric: "OMG YEAH SURE LOL"

Balinor: "Come to Tarandue."

Deykari: "LOL OK"

10 minutes later...

Deykari: "LOL WHERE R U I WONT RING"

Balinor: "2 more minutes..."

You have been +++ASSASSINATED+++ by Balinor's Ninja!

..... never before have I cried so much in all my life at the utter stupidity.

There was also ONE time that I was fighting Zehava (Tassinvegeta's WM Ogre Warrior) as Enellelisell (Savant Fae Voker) and I actually managed to get him to 0hp... but he didn't die. He'd beat me around tons, and I got lucky in one fight and saw the "Zehava is mortally wounded, blah blah"... and then literally before I put my finishing command in, the tick kicked in and thanks to his Ogre Regen, he was able to get away. I chased him hotly from the Ford, west through Rheydin, through Val Miran, through the sea, and back to Marak - by the time I caught up with him, he'd regenned enough HP from running to outright kill me. :D

I got overconfident with Pamiyn and when fighting a Monk, had my weapon disarmed/sacced. I decided to fight it out with H2H, relying on curatives and spells. I suppose it's obvious how that went... with me dead. :D

Dey

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Back in 1.0 as Pali I had an evil ask me to come resurrect his neutral groupmate' date=' and being the nice, trusting newb that I was I went without sanc or prot shield up. Was my first time being ganged... did not survive.[/quote']

To be fair you were just asking for it with all that poking... ;)

Wasn't Zehava a fire giant? Or was he ogre? I can't remember.

He was ogre.

EDIT: I will add to the post. I returned once from a relatively long break (4 months?) and in my first PK back I forgot sanc. *mutter* I didn't even realize it until after I died. Such a rookie mistake.

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So i was fighting this Clown Battlemage from Nexus with a Elf Paladin. Realy cool BMG guy.

And he casts Sear on my Paladin and blinds me.

I proceed running around like a headless chicken waiting for blindness to pass because i hadn't a Gyvel potion.

Obviously he kills me.

Now can anyone guess what was my silly mistake ?

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I had a challenge with that necromancer, it was a organized fight.

He rolled, I rolled, he beat me in the roll, as I pulled out my brew

"Grrzz"

You go to sleep.

I got him to big nasties second time around, I agree with Calron as he stated in another post, Illithids take damage like it's their job.

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There was also ONE time that I was fighting Zehava (Tassinvegeta's WM Ogre Warrior) as Enellelisell (Savant Fae Voker) and I actually managed to get him to 0hp... but he didn't die. He'd beat me around tons, and I got lucky in one fight and saw the "Zehava is mortally wounded, blah blah"... and then literally before I put my finishing command in, the tick kicked in and thanks to his Ogre Regen, he was able to get away. I chased him hotly from the Ford, west through Rheydin, through Val Miran, through the sea, and back to Marak - by the time I caught up with him, he'd regenned enough HP from running to outright kill me. :D

Dey

LOL I remember running away but not killing you. I laughed so hard when I read this story. There was also this time when Zehava was fighting Enellelisell after he lost his wares and cabal powers. During the fight I noticed he was using icestorm and the battle was fairly even or going in his favor. I fled and stood next to a mob in the crystalmir caverns hoping for him to try and icestorm me along with the mob. Can you guess what happpend next?

Dumbest thing I did was try to recharm my warlock in hoan dor as I was tracking a ninja in val. I get caught by some strong bashes and am very low on hp. Next thing I know the ninja just comes in and trips me along with a bashing warlock.

I also remember Lamah trying to get his standard back from Triathix, Iraekiira, Achvaahs (3 travens) and Fistilantus. I had to fight my way through Triathix just to get there. And was getting enlarged bashed from Fistilantus, hellstreamed and just beat up from the necro and 5 pets while fighting a sanc'd altar. But somehow I got away, at least one of the times I did that.

Getting into an argument with an invoker as a fire giant, going to sleep with low hp and awaking up to an instant icestorm death.

Forgetting that blm's can still spellkill while asleep. I lost an incredibly hard fought battle that way against Waraz as Waojin.

Standing before the Watcher altar knowing my sanc is going to fall on the hour and fighting against Rinthilaz whom I know is very fast and uses a lagging strat when fighting against my dk Waojin, I died moments later right as my sanc fell.

I've done so many dumb things with my dk's and losing my malforms its not even funny. I'm sure I've got a ton of dumb stories.

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While fighting Korropant in the forsakenlands as Valadis I managed to kill him with low, low, health left. Instead of running away or herbing and resting I was giving orders through the cabal chat only to have him come in, examine my health, and quickly unghost and kill me. I was laughing quite hard at myself for that one.

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This use of the word Retarded angers me. How insulting. http://www.r-word.org/

I signed.

It might make you more angry, and I apologize if it does. I use the word all the time, but then I make amends by working with mentally handicapped adults, and I help them to lead safe, healthy, and independent lives, and reintroducing them into the community while doing so. ^_^

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I staked Ellowyn once. I was so excited that I had actually found her in her coffin, that in my haste, I forgot to put up Sanc, and forgot to mount. I was to death. :cool:

As a 47 ninja, I was trying to pk a fire giant (Maybe Askarran? I don't think it was him, but it was around his time). He was decked, so I decided to go into the Forsaken Lands at night for a few hours, and attract a few torments, and push him into them. He walks in, I push and miss, and he bashes me to death. As soon as I land in my temple, I prof self push, to learn that I had only put 1 practice into it-not two.

Lastly, I had a 50 evil monk. I was feeling pretty good, so I decided to go pick a fight with Corim. I discovered he was at the Castle, so I head that way. At the time, though, I was eating a PB&J sandwich. I stopped just outside the Chasm to catch a tick, eat a bite of my sandwich, and continue. I went to sleep, picked up my sandwich and took a bite, and suddenly, in dark red letters, I see, 'You have been !' I sat in stunned silence and chewed my sandwich very, very slowly....

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