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thank you much

You're welcome... I meant those props quite seriously. I personally cannot stand it when people refer to a char's level as their age (NO, it is their freaking rank within the guild they are a part of, not their age) or a human acts like he's older than an elf (or especially an illithid). Few people will properly RP a thousand year old char AS someone that's lived a thousand years. Keeping it in mind, having it influence how you play and act, is something I have a lot of respect for.

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Yea but that thousand old fart is just leavin his moms house for the first time to find his guild, and that 50 year old human is a master of all within his. I would treat him like a young terd aswell.

And Mcd, I'm sorry and I reall don't care about anyone else when I make this statement, but why do you play this game? Honestly, wouldn't you be happier playing runescape or WOW? I mean I've seen other people stay below lvl 10 with a char just for rp reasons. But I know that has to get boring, yeah the game has endless entertainment and you can do whatever you want within the walls of this world. But you know what they say after you spend more than 2 days below lvl ten, you're just playing with yourself. But honestly though, I get really annoyed seeing you make some of these obsurd posts asking for changes or advice and then not taking it seriously.

I think you should try a good race/class and take it to 50 join a cabal, I don't care how sucky you think you are, if you are, you can always get into a cabal, and that my friend is when the game begins.

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Yea but that thousand old fart is just leavin his moms house for the first time to find his guild' date=' and that 50 year old human is a master of all within his. I would treat him like a young terd aswell.[/quote']

The former may be less powerful than the latter, but he is still OLDER... treating him as unimportant makes perfect sense, but treating him as younger makes none. As for leaving his mom's house... I come up with long backgrounds for my older chars specifically because I want them to seem like beings that have actually lived for that long. Even my older humans I figure out what they've been doing in their adult life thus far, why they decided to join a guild at the time they did, etc.

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"Xullsdanglejaw grew up within the Surroundings catacombs near the Hive. For almost a century he was caught up in the fad game of 'human ears', where each player would try to top the other with the human ear that had been around the longest but also, the least decomposed. Obviously, magic was forbidden in this competitions. Xullsdanglejaw was banned from competing when, moments before his third championship match they tested his deck. Magic was there.

For the next twenty years he was forced to try and clean mud monsters below the snails in the sewer, and that is where he met the love of his life: An apple core. They would spend hours frolicking throughout the mold and crap of Miruvhor. On one summers eve, atop a pile of discarded women's toiletries, Xullsdanglejaw asked the Core to marry him. For what seemed like an eternity, no answer was give (it was actually 3 weeks.), and they stood there, eye to seed. Finally, the core fell in half and Xullsdanglejaw was destroyed: The Apple Core would rather die than be with him.

Was he that bad of an illithid? He knew he was a decent evil bastard, and it must have been the apple core's problem. After all, she was the lone apple in the sewers - obviously discarded for being the bad one in the bunch above. Xullsdanglejaw knew then, that he had to head up to the surface, find and kill all those apples who made his first, his only, love impossible. Orchard Tenders across the surface would pay, along with their crops.

Upon extensive research of weather conditions and fashion, Xullsdanglejaw arrived upon the surface of Aabahran wearing skulls fashioned from the dead that walked before him. On top of that, he wore a single tattoo on his left most noodle-arm which symbolised something (although he wasn't quite sure to himself, no one else seemed to know or want to explain it.), which he felt made him even more fearsome- as mystery would be about him. Large weapons of destruction engraved with the words of his gods hung at his side, while his tender breasts heaved moistaly in the breeze.

Traveling through the Dragon Teeth he saw the signs for Rheydin. [i don't rightly think so.] and walked right around it. Shortly there after, he was traveling through the Darker Dwarf Forrest and enjoying his time when he saw a pesky halfling reach into a bush, roll the contents up, and get baked. [interesting] he though, [i'll have to try it.] A few moments later, when the halfing died to some four legged fiend, Xullsdanglejaw grabbed his own leaves, smoked them, and saw red. A fierce anger became him... and then the smell of apples from the east.

[Not in my neck of the woods.] Xullsdanglejaw said, laughing all the while inside for his pun. He was, after all, in a forest.

"Get out of the stream you muddy grombopper!" Some ranger yelled from out a window, unheard to the ears of Xullsdanglejaw as he took off easterly.

The apple trees were EVERYWHERE and the rage built and built. Slowly, Xullsdanglejaw peered around a tree to see a stack of apples... just like his beloved. Weakness, for the first time, became him. Slowly he inched further, took one apple and shared an embrace. The smell was just as he remembered... love was to be again.

But then, to his left, a man of human looks was staring wide eyed at Xullsdanglejaw, pants agape and his golden stream awash in the apples. Xullsdanglejaw's heart dropped as any decency he held did as well. He was not in love with he beloved apple core's scent, or this red one's now... it was the release of Human crotch. Xullsdanglejaw could bear it no more.

The farmer was killed, the crops burned, and his heart symbolically raped in the passage of a full bladder and some really righteous leaves."

Fin

a-g.

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Jesus, I read the name f0xx and stopped reading your post.

Just kidding. But, I really think it wasn't a story, but more of a spring board for other's to use as Illithid RP. So, in essence, I guess this means I'm writing the Illithid Bible for FL. And Xullsdanglejaw will be the prophet.

a-g

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