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He would. But he doesn't think he should respond while he's in the bathroom. I'm respond on his behalf-

"I would like to thank everyone that stood beside me in my years of growing. If it weren't for the constant barrage of insults and trickling down of kind words I never would have become the man I am today.

It reminds of the plight of the wooly caterpillar... walking to the leaves to enter his chrysalis form only to, on every occasion, be grasped by the children's adoring- and then unknowingly lethal- hands upon the playground. They would be heaved up on high, proclaimed to be, "cool" and "rad", but in the end... a locker is no home for a wooly caterpillar; they long for greener pastures and browner barks.

There are times, when I gaze ponderously into the mirror, my nose to my own nose of perceived height, depth and width, giving flat Eskimo Kisses to myself, and I wondering, "Why am I so lucky?"

I never get an answer. For years figured that there would be no answer, that is, until one day. I realized I am lucky because of me... I climbed the ladder of genetics from one organism, to a many celled one, until, I was birth unto this unsuspecting world that did not want me and I do not like. My Luck is that I am here, to thank you all for such birthday wishes. Thank you, and we are out of Charmin."

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He would. But he doesn't think he should respond while he's in the bathroom. I'm respond on his behalf-

"I would like to thank everyone that stood beside me in my years of growing. If it weren't for the constant barrage of insults and trickling down of kind words I never would have become the man I am today.

It reminds of the plight of the wooly caterpillar... walking to the leaves to enter his chrysalis form only to, on every occasion, be grasped by the children's adoring- and then unknowingly lethal- hands upon the playground. They would be heaved up on high, proclaimed to be, "cool" and "rad", but in the end... a locker is no home for a wooly caterpillar; they long for greener pastures and browner barks.

There are times, when I gaze ponderously into the mirror, my nose to my own nose of perceived height, depth and width, giving flat Eskimo Kisses to myself, and I wondering, "Why am I so lucky?"

I never get an answer. For years figured that there would be no answer, that is, until one day. I realized I am lucky because of me... I climbed the ladder of genetics from one organism, to a many celled one, until, I was birth unto this unsuspecting world that did not want me and I do not like. My Luck is that I am here, to thank you all for such birthday wishes. Thank you, and we are out of Charmin."

a-g

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You remind me so much of him, I kind of miss the 'ol fellow.

I'm already dying of Crotch Rot.

You do know he hates me for stealing his girl, and has caused the death of 3 of my chars, two he deleted, one he started ooc crap on.

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Well I know this is kind of taboo, but I already changed it JUST so I could post this, but my old forum password was ****zrothum

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