Reccum Posted May 9, 2009 Report Share Posted May 9, 2009 Funniest/Oddest stuff you have ever seen while snooping someone. You don't have to name names if it was recent, but I could use a good laugh and I bet you Immortal have seen some very funny/odd stuff. Please share if you don't mind =O) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mali Posted May 9, 2009 Report Share Posted May 9, 2009 I'm not an Immortal but this is from when we were testing out druids back in the day. I had become a pretty competent player and was invited to play one of the first druids. Back then you could be a druid at level 1. I went in thinking I would be great and got waxed by some pitiful mob or other while still below level 10 You have been KILLED!! As the cold chill of death descends upon you Verdigar grants you yet another chance. You have been granted a temporary sanctuary as an invincible ghost. As long as you don't attack anything. <1hp 1m 100mv> Nah... You feel too relaxed... <1hp 1m 100mv> sc You are Asala the Forest Adept, the loyal follower of Verdigar. Level 7, 17 years old (1 hours). Race: human Sex: male Class: druid Hometown: Val_Miran Alignment: Neutral Ethos: neutral You have 1/122 hit, 1/197 mana, 100/141 movement. You have 2 practices and 0 training sessions. You are carrying 0/31 items with weight 0/217 pounds. Str: 18(18) Int: 20(20) Wis: 19(19) Dex: 18(18) Con: 20(20) You have scored 17036 exp, and have 0 gold coins. Condition: You are in the prime of your health. Luck: You feel lucky. You need 4924 exp to level. Wimpy set to 0 hit points. You are a ghost. You are resting. You are barely protected from piercing. You are barely protected from bashing. You are barely protected from slashing. You are barely protected from magic. You are affected by the following: <1hp 1m 100mv> wake [an Immortal] 'Jackass. =P' You stand up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mali Posted May 9, 2009 Report Share Posted May 9, 2009 [CHAOS] Crypticant: 'It's this new thing...We call it, 'testing'.' <898hp 1002m 529mv> c det Your eyes tingle. [CHAOS] Crypticant: 'A magic only the gods can use. The side affects are generally mild, and include headaches, and moderate pray-spam from mortals.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
f0xx Posted May 9, 2009 Report Share Posted May 9, 2009 Jackass. =P Lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chayesh Posted May 11, 2009 Report Share Posted May 11, 2009 More funny that sort of mort/IMM interaction is some of the stupid crap that goes on in the higher planes. I can't tell you how many times I've about fallen out of my chair literally laughing so hard I couldn't breathe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Implementor Anume Posted May 11, 2009 Implementor Report Share Posted May 11, 2009 ^ worst so far was Raar and Khaede discussing girls... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twinblades713 Posted May 11, 2009 Report Share Posted May 11, 2009 They know what girls are? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pali Posted May 11, 2009 Report Share Posted May 11, 2009 They know what girls are? Duh. They've got the Internet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twinblades713 Posted May 11, 2009 Report Share Posted May 11, 2009 Duh. They've got the Internet. In which their are many skewed ideas of said content. Just gotta be careful with your searches. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a-guitarist Posted May 11, 2009 Report Share Posted May 11, 2009 Wait... if there are girls on the Internet I want to doooo them. a-g Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khaede Posted May 11, 2009 Report Share Posted May 11, 2009 I remember wayyy back in the day Mhaly (I think) said something about bangbus on newbie chat...that had me laughing for a while. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a-guitarist Posted May 11, 2009 Report Share Posted May 11, 2009 The original soul of the avaricious once sent out a slew of profanity over newbie chat... calling the newbs on idiots, morons, etc. I think that's the day he learned not to alias his newbie chat and imm chat buttons so close. Heh. Lots of people laughing about that one... I think it was Bryn and Kalug. a-g Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chayesh Posted May 11, 2009 Report Share Posted May 11, 2009 Wait... if there are girls on the Internet I want to doooo them. a-g Don't forget your robe and wizard hat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chayesh Posted May 11, 2009 Report Share Posted May 11, 2009 The original soul of the avaricious once sent out a slew of profanity over newbie chat... calling the newbs on idiots, morons, etc. I think that's the day he learned not to alias his newbie chat and imm chat buttons so close. Heh. Lots of people laughing about that one... I think it was Bryn and Kalug. a-g I remember that. There was this sort of stunned silence in the heavens after it and then just raucous laughter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest emp_newb Posted May 11, 2009 Report Share Posted May 11, 2009 I remember I was in warfare one time with my old reaver voker Vasraema, and I was completely out of healing items, so I was in underdark healing up, an imm smited me and laughed, RIGHT as I failed a mana charge. I then ran directly into 3 enemies at val miran, recalled, flared and died. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deykari Posted May 11, 2009 Report Share Posted May 11, 2009 LOL Dey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a-guitarist Posted May 11, 2009 Report Share Posted May 11, 2009 I remember that. There was this sort of stunned silence in the heavens after it and then just raucous laughter. Who is that masked man?! ... a-g Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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