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God didn't create beer to keep the Canadians from taking over the world (considering beer was a couple thousand years old when people decided they needed a Canada...something I will never understand). God invented America to keep Canada from getting taken over by toddlers and yearling deer...that or the even less threatening French...

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Canada is the ONLY thing the french have ever taken. More like accepted when noone else wanted it.

Canada is like the hat that New york had to throw away because it had lice.

I still love you festy. You had to have one flaw. just REALLY sucks that one flaw is your from canada :)

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I love listening to americans on this site, because most are educated enough to come up with witty comebacks.

Then I tune into listen to some American's on TV complain that they are not putting up a fence on their North boarder as well, to keep the Canadians from sneaking across the border to get better health care.

Watch out Festy , dont' say health care in front of an American, or they'll scream communist ;)

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Even I know that and I've never been there.

You poor thing. You've never experienced the wonder that is America? With our large quantities of homeless people, cities that have enormous crime rates, gang numbers? You won't be seeing our obese members of the country in person? Trust me, they're fatter in the flesh. It can happen. You haven't experienced a real, American Wal Mart? With our scales that go up to 400 lbs? (~180kg)

Sure, maybe you have McDonald's around the world, but you can't really appreciate our **** burgers from abnormally large breasted chickens and chemically fed cows.

I do not envy the person who has never known what it is to be a fat, lazy American. :>

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I love the conflict between amercians and canadians.

Most amercians consider canada as a huge amercian state, but all the canadians i've spoken to say that amercians are rednecks and they hate'em.

What I think is hilarious is that I didn't even know we had a conflict until I came to NZ and all the Kiwi's asked me about it. Lol. I guess down in Florida we just don't give a crap. We get tons of Canadians in the summer all pale with a speedo but other than that, eh. Who cares?

Lol america has the worst health care system in the world...

Even I know that and I've never been there.

Untrue. We actually have the best health care in the world. We just don't like poor people. ;)

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My man has a point. There is a reason people come from all over the world to learn medicine in America then go back to their homes. We just like that cha-ching? Doctors will always get their money from you in the US, by gank (stealing for those of you not blessed with an ebonics tutor) or by shank (a slight jab at the insane price of surgery...you know it is an issue when your doctor looks you dead in the eye and tells you the surgery isn't necessary, your knee would heal the exact same regardless...he just wants to drop the tax hammer on your insurance company).

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I'll take socialist/communist health care for 200 please, Alex.

Prices for cancer treatments/health care deductible/co-pays on doctors visits and prescriptions: Supposedly priceless, but the US found a nice high price for it all.

I'm allowed to complain. I have people dying overseas so I can. What they're doing in Afghanistan, I don't know, though.

And I hate MICHIGAN!

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Well Canada is responsible for : Hockey. Labbat Blue. Celine Deion. Avril Lavigne.

What have they given the world that is worth having? A funny movie (strange brew) and a string of canada jokes.

I mean jeeze guys. Get an army together and go attack some country you have no business being in, and claim it is for liberty and ****. Don't you guys know that is what we new countries do?

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Good luck with the socialized health care Valek....go buy a crystal ball and predict all the emergencies your grandchildren will have. That's the only way it is going to get handled before they die from that splinter or hangnail. You and any of your kids are already at the end of line now serving #7. Unfortunately your little ticket just has a long series of shapes...shapes that will not be served before the earth starts to spin in the opposite direction and crashes into the sun.

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