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Seriously.

I will re-post Isadora's birthday picture (the one that was removed after about 12 seconds for being inappropriate) without the piece of paper with writing on if anybody comes to England.

Come on. At the very least, come here out of pity for us. :D

Dey

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Everybody should come to Dallas. We have held the title for the highest crime-rate in the U.S. for 10 years until yesterday. San Antonio has now taken us over, followed by Houston in third.

1.San Antonio, TX

2.Dallas, TX

3.Houston, TX

Southside da realist.

First off, southside is da realist, I used to eat at jimmy chan's right on mlk south of the loop 610.

Second, florida is way too hot and sticky in september, not sure who all likes it hot and sticky, def not me.

Thirdly, Las Vegas does have the most hotels per area we could stay in, but what about those that don't drink anymore and are married. Hmm, seems like Vegas just looked a lot less appealing.

And lastly, You know you all could come to Philadelphia, it would be a place where people can actually explore the city and stuff, not just drink themselves into fighting over who has had more pinns, or the best pk record, or who managed to find the Excaliber and stick it in their pants. (I think it's still around isn't it?)

Oh, and don't forget Rocky. His statue is somewhere, you can take a picture like you're punching it in the face. We have four players here currently and as we all know size DOES matter.

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Seriously.

I will re-post Isadora's birthday picture (the one that was removed after about 12 seconds for being inappropriate) without the piece of paper with writing on if anybody comes to England.

Come on. At the very least, come here out of pity for us. :D

Dey

Been there, done that. ;)

And as far as Philly goes, if you all ever decide you want to meet in southwestern PA... Greencastle, Chambersburg, Gettysburg, Hanover...

Or somewhere in Maryland, west of Wilmington...

I'm game.

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Well which city has the highest crime rate is really going to depend on how you measure that...

Even the Dallas PD admits that they are only out of the number 1 spot because of a change in reporting practices. And since all cities report and classify crimes slightly differently...who really knows where the highest crime city is?

I'm moving to Kansas City or Chicago where Rape doesn't seem to be a crime...

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The data collection methodology for the offense of forcible rape used by the Illinois state UCR Program (with the exception of Rockford, Illinois) does not comply with national UCR Program guidelines. Consequently, their figures for forcible rape and violent crime (of which forcible rape is a part) are not published in this table.

It never says it's not a crime, just that their data collection methodology doesn't comply with UCR Program guidelines.

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**** that. I see half of us hitting the other half up for bail money :)

And it has to be Florida. You can fly into West palm with round trip tickets ANYWHERE in the country for about 270 bucks. We also have Rachels which is the greatest steakhouse ever. Hotties bring you fantastic steaks while completely naked. We could all throw in, rent a huge boat and do a monster booze cruise into international water so we could get you youngsters wasted as well. Our beaches on east coast are great, as well as the cities. West palm beach has a strip of road that is the nations greatest road for clubs.

And there is always south beach, which is practically soft core porn.

EDIT: I could not see all of us going to Vegas ending well. I would personally be down, I have some friends in South Lake Tahoe so those of us that are interested could head over to san fran to see the corner of hate and ashberry. You know what I mean. But I think all of us going to Vegas would end as follows:

Me: Thrown out of a casino for peeing on something, then not paying for my "champagne"

Grim: In the desert ****ed up on paodi

Mudder: Complaining about slot machines

Malch: Passed out in his hotel from bad seafood at a 2 dollar buffet

Raargant: Drunk and throwing beer at everyone

Eshaine: On her 15th cosmo stuffing 5s into dey's thong

Celerity: Completely sober, vowing to be FLs designated driver

Pali: Sitting in the corner nursing a smirnoff talking **** about us irresponsible drunks.

Ulviirolin: Arrested

Jacobis: Ironically enough he was chained to the bed by a filipino hooker and robbed.

Mindflayer: Couped himself into the mafia.

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Unless Eshaine is really a 400lb man' date=' I doubt she would make it to 10 cosmos, much less 15. ;)[/quote']

Not everyone has the 2 beer tolerance you have Bali ;)

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1. I'm about 99% sure it is Haight, not hate.

2. I think I'm still a persona non gratis in Nevada if my ex is still living out there. Not to mention my illogical fear of something I am 1000x bigger than is scorpions...f*ck the desert. You can take the desert and shove it. Once you are done doing that...well...give me a call when you are done and I'll think of something else unpleasant to do with an inhospitable sandbox.

3. South Beach is absolutely heaven, and this is coming from a person who is 3/4 of the way desensitized from cruising the length of A1A during spring break for the past...several years. Yes I am ashamed that I still go to college hot spots at 23, as I think I should have moved on to classy bars by now. No, I will not apologize for it.

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1. I'm about 99% sure it is Haight, not hate.

2. I think I'm still a persona non gratis in Nevada if my ex is still living out there. Not to mention my illogical fear of something I am 1000x bigger than is scorpions...f*ck the desert. You can take the desert and shove it. Once you are done doing that...well...give me a call when you are done and I'll think of something else unpleasant to do with an inhospitable sandbox.

3. South Beach is absolutely heaven, and this is coming from a person who is 3/4 of the way desensitized from cruising the length of A1A during spring break for the past...several years. Yes I am ashamed that I still go to college hot spots at 23, as I think I should have moved on to classy bars by now. No, I will not apologize for it.

It probably is Haight. I have never been to that grassy hill sober. Ever.

Scorpions also scare the hell out of me. But Im probably not gonna sleep in the desert (I said probably, it is quite possible I would wake up in the desert)

College hotspots is where we are supposed to be, I do not care what anyone says. If you are single, and not over 26, you should be hanging out with college girls if you can. They are (mostly) expiremental, and down for a good time.

Nuthin but love for ya krins.

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A typical cosmo has been 1.5 and 3 shots in it.

So yeah, if you're good for between 22.5 and 45 shots, then yeah, you've got me beat. Have fun with your alcohol poisoning.

Jesus christ untangle those panties bali. You took a post that was obviously a joke, and made it into an argument. I am not actually saying anyone is drinking 15 cosmos. Jesus hell this forum needs some ***** be gone :)

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