Imoutgoodbye Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 All right, folks, since Pali has a stooge and I've put off taking up an apprentice for so long, give me your best sermons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iyorvin Posted June 4, 2009 Report Share Posted June 4, 2009 The priest is finally looking for the young boy to be his 'apprentice'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ali_gmud Posted June 4, 2009 Report Share Posted June 4, 2009 heh, reminds me of the villian from chity chity bang bang... the guy with the big nose, that **** used to scare the **** out of me "come'era kiddy widdy winkies" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imoutgoodbye Posted June 4, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 4, 2009 The priest is finally looking for the young boy to be his 'apprentice'. Interested? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Croyvern Posted June 4, 2009 Report Share Posted June 4, 2009 Sheesh no respect for the Clergy? JFY Reverend Gather ye Children, bring axes and poles Gather thy Spouses, were adding the souls Come to the Church where the flowers all wilt, Visit the House that Virigoth Built! Gather ye neighbors, atleast bring their head Gather thy kinsmen, and bring us the dead Come to the Church where the flowers all wilt Visit the House that Virigoth Built! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imoutgoodbye Posted June 4, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 4, 2009 Sheesh no respect for the Clergy? JFY Reverend Gather ye Children, bring axes and poles Gather thy Spouses, were adding the souls Come to the Church where the flowers all wilt, Visit the House that Virigoth Built! Gather ye neighbors, at least bring their head Gather thy kinsmen, and bring us the dead Come to the Church where the flowers all wilt Visit the House that Virigoth Built! Beautiful. I love poetry. I'll give anyone else 24 hours. This is worthy of winning by virtue alone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadCowDisease Posted June 4, 2009 Report Share Posted June 4, 2009 Come one, come all, Let me spin you a thread, Let us walk through the halls, And the valley of the dead, Lend me your ear, And I'll tell you the tale, Let me feast on your fear, Leave you shattered and frail, Through ghostly wood, Where shadows lurk, Lies a land of horror, Named the Dread Murk, Where souls wander, Lost in despair, The veil of death, Blankets the air, Where deep within, A castle stands, An forterress of ebon, A wonder of man, Halls alive, With the throes of death, Vision bleak, As you draw each breath, Muffled screams, Echoing from below, Baleful moans, Souls ripped from the flow, Turn to run, Escape from the halls, Far away, From those woeful walls, Through the murk, Away from the plight, To bright skies, Far from the blight, Numbing pain, As you fall into mud Writhing hands, Now covered in blood, Gather now, As I tell you the tale, Gather now, Rejoice in your fear, Tremble now, Let your face draw pale, Tremble now, The Baron is here... I guess i'll give FL one more shot... EDIT: not really caring about the position. just randomly read it and posted. but eh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mudder Posted June 4, 2009 Report Share Posted June 4, 2009 I vote for Croyvern! Sorry MCD, yours was good... And I don't even like poetry. Though Croyvern wins because of the simple line, "Come and visit the house that Virigoth built." I love it. It even sounds similar to what a Christian would say but... FL style. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadCowDisease Posted June 4, 2009 Report Share Posted June 4, 2009 lol i wasnt trying to win Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deykari Posted June 4, 2009 Report Share Posted June 4, 2009 Yo yo, Sup all yoo'z bitches, I'm the mo-****in' Dey, Comin' atcha swinging from tha city of Rhey', I got more Drow in my crew, than hemorrhoids on Big Chay, Rollin' round Aab'hran keeping Tribbies at bay. Chillin' in Caves o' Kamir smoking Magenta herb, Don't **** with us, Elfie, or you'll bite tha kerb, These sand-dried leaves homie, mo-****in superb, Only bring dried-black ones if yo gonna disturb. So what's this, we gotta Cleric that's frontin'? All up in my grill, pushin' and shuntin'? Chii bolt bitch, POW! Now he's gruntin'! All in a week's work, just another day's huntin'. We cruise down to Rhey, rollin' 30 deep, Blinged out stallions, these gold saddles ain't cheap, Our rival gang see us, an' they start to weep, 'Cause Da Duergar Posse know we on a ride-by sweep. "Pluck, pluck, pluck", tha arrows fly! Fast as a halfer, into tha sky! Down they come now, Duergar say 'bye!', Cause you all be full of arrowheads on tha face, arm and thigh. We search tha dead, and collect up the loot, Cruisin' on home, Tribbies hot in pursuit, We lose dem bitches 'cause we be mentally astute, I give them a flash o' my birthday suit. We be back in tha cave, and we spread the wealth, I get my mandrake root and skins from tha top of my shelf, Sprinkle in a little dried skin of Elf, Smokin' this blunt man, wastin' my health. But dat's what it means to be a hired knife, Earnin' my livin, through other's misfortune and strife, I don't got no honeys, I don't got no wife, But that don't care, 'cause I'm all DROW KILLAZ POSSE 4 LIFE! Dey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadCowDisease Posted June 4, 2009 Report Share Posted June 4, 2009 dey. that left me in tears. brilliant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deykari Posted June 4, 2009 Report Share Posted June 4, 2009 I know it wasn't quite preaching, but I thought I'd at least contribute anyway. Dey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
songofsixpence Posted June 4, 2009 Report Share Posted June 4, 2009 Dey...your entry made me think of The Lonely Island. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deykari Posted June 4, 2009 Report Share Posted June 4, 2009 I love The Lonely Island. Dey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim_Reefer Posted June 4, 2009 Report Share Posted June 4, 2009 What a bunch of mega-losers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Croyvern Posted June 4, 2009 Report Share Posted June 4, 2009 For the record; In all my life I have never sought to do anything more than inspire others to greatness. Wins and losses are like grains of sand in an hourglass, they only matter when there are few left at either end. And even then only to those who carry the shackles of self interest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aulian Posted June 4, 2009 Report Share Posted June 4, 2009 Dude... I think Dey will appeal to the masses. He has my vote... Thats just class as usual. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest emp_newb Posted June 4, 2009 Report Share Posted June 4, 2009 Ya know, I was reading that. And I kept waiting to here a line from the rapper the streets. Or that gum Commercial "ahm droppin thirty five" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evangelion Posted June 4, 2009 Report Share Posted June 4, 2009 That was legit. Dey has my vote as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dale Posted June 4, 2009 Report Share Posted June 4, 2009 I eat poo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imoutgoodbye Posted June 4, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 4, 2009 Croyvern wins, hands down. The poem was of simple structure, but had the words to make it powerful and full of imagery. And the second post about grains of sand in an hourglass and shackles of self-interest?! LOVED IT! And, Croyvern, thank god you don't count wins and losses because I have WAY more losses than wins....It'll be a few years before I catch up. Thank you to Dey and MCD for participating. *peers intently at Dey* You're making me look normal, you know? And I had no idea what that was. But then, I have little to no appreciation for rap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dale Posted June 4, 2009 Report Share Posted June 4, 2009 Rap is great, especially when you are getting your boys pumped for a beat down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deykari Posted June 4, 2009 Report Share Posted June 4, 2009 Rap is awful. Dey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Croyvern Posted June 4, 2009 Report Share Posted June 4, 2009 I agree rap is awful, But I could never play Faulch without listening to "Toy Soldiers" By Twix, or Twizlers, wait, it was M&M. And Reverend, I am honored. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Professor Posted June 5, 2009 Report Share Posted June 5, 2009 Croyvern...where is my dear old Faulch? Oh, he had such love of poetry... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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